i'll orbit around you like the moon. 

new title, same old shiat.   (also yes, it's halloween. i tried to be witty. /tried/.) 

LMAO NOT ME THOUGH, DING DING DING. 'TIS I AGAIN

I, Male, has never met one.

happy halloween let's be poison ivy and harley quinn

i manifested for us to happen

sneakily hands you a friendship bracelet w/ my dc handle on it.... Do what you will with it.

is that you?

yeah this is another hornknee ad. mdni!

please? i said please

mdni. haha hey? need a therapist? a friend? someone to spiral with? a meaningful connection, mayhaps? click on this!

our top 3 quiz results always lead us to geto akutagawa and reo… maybe its a sign..

literally what the title says. i'd also eat girls out btw.

and i warmed the bed for us.. (no i didn't piss)

open this if you love your mama (i know i do).    

come watch hualian invent love with me

if you're looking for a low maintenance friend with high quality love to give, you're in the right place!

mdni

call me franz kafka the way i'm boutta be your most terrible long term long distance low commitment casual friend

kismet