AUTHOR'S NOTE:

Chapter two.

I'm just radioactive; I don't wanna hurt you but I need to breathe. | This isn't another comedy for idiots.

~

The next day I woke up with the biggest headache ever. I looked at myself, noticing that I wasn’t even in my pajamas but in my waitress uniform and a sigh escaped my lips as I got up slowly, whining loudly.

Seriously, I’m never doing it again.

Especially with all those fangirls around me.

I seriously didn’t know how those guys were able to handle them, I swear; after one day I wanted to puke, shot myself or jump off a tall building.

But at least I could learn about those guys a bit.

So, apparently, Exo was a boy group under SM Entertainment that debuted not-so-long-ago with their first official single, MAMA. The guy who shamelessly wanted to flirt with me was Kim Jongin a.k.a Kai – the iest in the group, according to some of the girls but I’d argue about that one, the douchebag was Baekhyun – the main vocal in Exo-K, along with D-something and the rest was for now unknown. I didn’t even remember their faces properly!

Oh, who cares?

“Ugh, so annoying, so annoying.” I mumbled and slowly waddled to the bathroom, taking my clothes and untying my hair. My headache lessened the moment I walked under the shower and the coldest water possible, exactly how I liked. I sighed in delight, stretching slightly and washed my hair fast, turning the water off a minute after, walking out the shower with a towel wrapped around me.

“Mom!” I yelled, wiping the drops of water. “Mom! Is breakfast ready?”

When no one replied, I hurriedly put on shorts and oversized shirt, not bothering to dry my hair and grinned, jumping on a balustrade and sliding down on it with a squeak escaping my lips.

“Mom?” I called once again, looking around with a frown forming on my forehead. The only thing I heard was silence. Maybe restroom? Hall? I walked to all the places, not finding anyone.

When I was about to look for her in a living room, I suddenly heard a noise coming from the kitchen. I stopped, frozen on the spot and widened eyes.

“M-Mommy? Are you there?” I almost whispered, biting down on my lower lip as I quietly grabbed an umbrella hanging on the rack. Once again, no one replied and I slowly made my way to the kitchen, closing eyes with a shuddering breath escaping my shaking lips and then suddenly jumping in, twirling around with a closed umbrella in my hand. With my sudden movement, I knocked a glass of water, making it hit the floor with a loud noise and then someone suddenly screamed.

I screamed too.

I tried to throw the umbrella away for some reason but then I slipped on spilled water, fighting wildly to not fall but failed in the end, suddenly opening the pink umbrella and falling down on my four letters with a loud cry.

And then the room went silent.

“You’re crazy.” Someone mumbled and I sat up slowly, eyes widening in surprise as I looked at the guest in front of me.

“You’ve got to be kidding me.” I replied, blinking furiously.

“No, you seriously are crazy.”

“Shut up, pretty boy.” I whined loudly and closed the umbrella,