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Private MessageGreg0r
Allihaveismoney: It's official!!
Idontgiveacrap: What?
Satansoo: What is?
Chickennuggets4life: Did Chanyeol and Baekhyun finally get together?!
Idontgiveacrap: NO!
Real_Dumbo: Not yet Kai 😊
Notmystyle: Did the papers finally come in for our divorce??
Bubbleteaking: Have you finally found out you have feelings for Lay?
imabottom: Has your YouTube channel happened yet??
Idontgiveacrap: Oh wait did Red Velvet drop a song??
Satansoo: Isn't that not supposed to be next month?
Pandajams: I thought that already happened?
Notmystyle: It did it was called Cookie Jar
Real_Dumbo: Very manly Kris
Notmystyle: It's not my style!!
Chickennuggets4life: You said that about chicken before -_-
Allihaveismoney: Okay first no to all of them
Laymedown: You don't have feelings for me??
Allihaveismoney: Chen and Minseok are dating!!
Idontgiveacrap: Oh we kinda figured that out Hyung
Real_Dumbo: I mean Kris and I heard the entire conversation through our VERY THIN WALLS
Notmystyle: I can't sleep at night anymore
Pandajams: He has to come to my dorm now because he's scared of the ghost pounding on the wall
Real_Dumbo: I thought we cleared that situation up when we found out the fact that they were having
Allihaveismoney: No! Lay of course I have feelings for you!!
Bubblteaking: Damn the tea is being spilled
imabottom: Whatever this is I like it 😏
Chickennuggets4life: Baekhyun's ships are happening!!
Idontgiveacrap: Of course they are 😎
Laymedown: I have feelings for you too Suho 😊
Real_Dumbo: Did they just confess over text??
Idontgiveacrap: You're the expert you tell me
Chickennuggets4life: Oh my gosh!!!
imabottom: It's happening!!!!😍😍
Satansoo: I feel happy but also I knew this was coming
Allihaveismoney: Wait...You do??
Pandajams: I feel like I'm reading something I shouldn't
Notmystyle: I'll punish you
Pandajams: Oh look at the time I gotta go~
Pandajams has left chat
Notmystyle: See you all later tell me how it goes!
Fighting!
Notmystyle has left chat
Chickennuggets4life: If Tao hadn't have left first I would have thought that Kris was jealous and that's why he left
Real_Dumbo: Nah I wouldnt say so
Kris really loves Tao, I've never seen him this head over heels before and I've known him since we were kids
Laymedown: Of course I do! I have feelings for everyone
imabottom: WHAT?!
Bubbleteaking: Guess SuLay is down the drain now..
Laymedown: SuLay?
The ship name Baekhyun made for me and Suho?
Minnie: Baekhyun told us he didn't make ship names
Idontgiveacrap: Did I?😅😅
Laymedown: Well to be honest I want SuLay
But Suho hyung doesn't have the same feelings for me as I have for him
Allihaveismoney: I thought you had these feelings for everyone...
Laymedown: In a brother way but I have more special feelings for you
Satansoo: This is too cringy
imabottom: Shhhh!
Chickennuggets4life: I feel like I'm watching Chanbaek in an older couple 😍
Real_Dumbo: Yah!
Idontgiveacrap: Hey!
It's Baekyeol!
Real_Dumbo: It's Chanbaek
Bubbleteaking: It's shut the up before I slap you
Chickennuggets4life: Thank you!
Allihaveismoney: I really like you Lay
Satansoo: I need to find new friends
Laymedown: I really like you too Hyung 🙈
Real_Dumbo: I can see who's the bottom in this relationship already 😏
Bubbleteaking: I think they'll switch
Chickennuggets4life: I think Lay
imabottom: Easily Suho
Idontgiveacrap: Says the guy who said he was manly but completely bottoms in his relationship
Satansoo: Pfft!!!
TrollingMachine: Yah! Don't think like that with little unicorn Lay
Bubbleteaking: There's nothing little about him!!
Real_Dumbo: How would you know?!
Bubbleteaking: We shared a deep conversation one night
Satansoo: I don't want to know details thank you very much
I want Baekhyun still innocent by the end of today
Idontgiveacrap: Oh come on!
I thought I proved I wasn't innocent!
Real_Dumbo: You know you act innocent sometimes but you really are very dirty minded
Idontgiveacrap: Am not!
Real_Dumbo: Than you just admitted your innocent 😋
Idontgiveacrap: I could choke you
Real_Dumbo: Damn didn't know you had that kink😏
Allihaveismoney: Come over to my Dorm Lay let's talk privately and face to face
Minnie: Love how you kick me out of my own dorm
Allihaveismoney: You do it all the time when you have Chen over!
TrollingMachine: I was only ever over there once!
Allihaveismoney: So Minseok go over to Chen's thanks
Laymedown: Okay I'll leave now
Satansoo: Poor Tao will be do confused when he gets back realising that his roommate isnt there anymore
Real_Dumbo: Which means that he'll come here and I'll have to leave
because him and Kris will be all over each other
imabottom: Don't worry because when Baekhyun gets here you two
can stay in Lay and Tao's dorm considering that will be free!
Idontgiveacrap: What?!
Real_Dumbo: Oh my gosh you have a point! 😍😍
Thank you Luhan!!
Idontgiveacrap: YOURE KICKING ME OUT OF MY DORM AND I HAVENT EVEN MOVED IN YET?!
Satansop: I guess so
Idontgiveacrap: I'm confused
How the hell did we get a whole dorm free?
Minnie: Simple. I room with Suho right?
Idontgiveacrap: Mhm
TrollingMachine: And I have a dorm to myself right?
So Minseok moves in with me and that leaves a space in Suho's dorm
Idontgiveacrap: Okay I get that
Laymedown: I room with Tao. But if I took up the spare room in Suho's dorm
(filling in Minseok's room) that would mean that Tao has a spare room
Satansoo: Tao would then move into Kris dorm forcing Chanyeol to be homeless
resulting in his taking the free dorm!😍
Idontgiveacrap: Or Kris could just move into Tao's dorm and leave Chanyeol in the dorm he is in now?
Chickennuggets4life: ...
Bubbleteaking: ...
imabottom: God Damn it Baekhyun!
Real_Dumbo: Pfft! 😂😂😂
Idontgiveacrap: What?! It's the most easiest solution!
Real_Dumbo: At the end of the day buttercup I'll still have a room in my dorm 😏
Idontgiveacrap: No I'll still have my dorm
Satansoo: Not if we swap roommates!!
Bubbleteaking: I could easily take Luhan and swap him out with Kai
TrollingMachine: It will be central on our floor 😂😂😂😂😂
Real_Dumbo: And my dorm is the furthest away from all ya!
Idontgiveacrap: .... central...
My ships are happening
Rooming with Chanyeol
Jeez today seems to be getting better and better 😊
Real_Dumbo: You like that idea?
Moving in with me?
Idontgiveacrap: ONLY BECAUSE
You're the furthest dorm from central
Real_Dumbo: We'll still be next to Chen though so you'll hear everything...
But I'll get the walls thicker 😉
Satansoo: Jeez not even dating yet and already taking about home renovations
imabottom: I don't know whether or not to squeal
TrollingMachine: Chan I just knocked on your dorm, open up
*Allihaveismoney has left the chat*
*Laymedown has left the chat*
Real_Dumbo: I'm not at home Chen
Satansoo: He's out greeting my minions
imabottom: Not the devil things again Kyung...😔
Bubbleteaking: Very confused right here
Satansoo: As I am Satan my minions are young devils
Chickennuggets4life: Our son is going to be called Lucifer 😊😍
Real_Dumbo: Eh....
I'm at the gym...
Idontgiveacrap: That's a tv show
imabottom: I know it's soo good!
Idontgiveacrap: It's on my to watch list
imabottom: It's so good!
TrollingMachine: Do you know if anyone is in your dorm rn Chan??
*Minnie has left the chat*
Satansoo: It's actually really good
What you watching rn Baek?
Idontgiveacrap: I'm in the middle of The Originals
you know the New Orleans vampire/ Werewolf show?
imabottom: OMG YASSSS
KOL THOUGH 😍😍😍
Chickennuggets4life: Ugh...what is happening?
Bubbleteaking: I think it's called fangirling?
Satansoo: We're guys
Real_Dumbo: Soooooo Fanboying?
And no one Chen why?
TrollingMachine: Great! Minnie and I have an appointment
Bubbleteaking: Just tell us you plan on ing
Like stop calling it an appointment 😂😂
*TrollingMachine has left the chat*
imabottom:
Like look at the beautiful specimen of a man😍😍
Satansoo: Nah I'll stick to Kai thanks
But damn he is beautiful
Idontgiveacrap: Anyway it's sooo good!
Rebekah is hilarious she's so sassy I love it
Chickennuggets4life: Has Byun Baekhyun gone straight on us?!
Idontgiveacrap: As straight as a circle
Rebekah is great and all but I like thank you very much
Bubbleteaking: Chanyeol likes , you like , I think we just figured out who's top and bottom here!😏
Real_Dumbo: We cannot confirm nor deny that statement
Idontgiveacrap: Heyyyyy
That's my line 😢
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