Where Taehyung found himself liking every post in Jeongguk's IG and WhaLien was born.

It was an accident.

That night, after the shoplifting event in the convenience store, Taehyung is scrolling through Jeongguk's instagram posts when he noticed a 59 week old post. It's a photo of him with red hair and wow look at that chubby cheeks, where the hell did they go now?

Then he thought double tapping it will zoom in the photo, but boy he's wrong. The heart appears on his screen and he screeches, scaring Jimin beside him who's sulking because I thought frogs have hairs.

"What are you doing, Tae?"

"I just.. uhm nothing."

Jimin nods and hugs his blanket closer.

This call for drastic measures. Taehyung scrolls and double tap the images and even left random comments. What do you expect? At least when Jeongguk ask him what the hell he's doing, he can just say spamming you, instead of stalking you and accidentally liked your old photo oops.

He then received a notification (from the guy he's currently spamming) he quickly tap on his direct messages and open the newest.

Whale, Whale, Whale, what do we have here?

Shut up ><

Are you stalking me?
You're making my notifs explode, babe

no i'm not
o mg stop right there jeongguk

aww why?
i'm like,trying to fix the doorknob namjoon hyung broke
and my phone won't stop vibrating

i'm sorry
?

you should be.
let's get back to convenience store tonight?
i'll bring yoongi hyung

oh shiet it's a date then
OMG IT'S JIMIN NOT ME
JEONGGUK
GUKKIE

sure, whatever baby.
ttyl :)
 

"Sometimes, life is over-whale-ming." Taehyung sighs to himself dramatically, Jimin, who's sulking earlier, is back to normal, bouncing in excitement.

"OMG! Taehyung, I'll get to see Yoongi hyung! I'm so excited-"




And maybe he talked to early.

It's like deja vu to Jimin. In front of him, Taehyung and Jeongguk are sitting, talking animatedly to each other (more like, Tae do the talking and Jeongguk hums as he watch the elder speak, fascinated by the fact that Kim Taehyung looks adorable and omg is he older than me?) Suddenly, Jimin is not excited.

Jimin coughs, but failed to catch the duo's attention.

He tried again by clearing his throat, he failed again.
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