This is you
it started with nudes (don't let it end)MC Chu [10:34]
Hey, um stranger who can track me down...
You see, there is a good explanation for... um what I send to you...
Jisoo paced back and forth in her room. Until her phone vibrated. She was surprised when she got a reply. She expected that number to have blocked her already. Surely that's what she would have done. Lucky her. Now she couldn't mess up.
??? [10:40]
Well explain
But I guess I already know
You were either drunk, high or stupid
MC Chu [10:40]
Drunk!
I was drunk!
I don't do drugs!
And I'm smart!
I swear!
??? [10:41]
How convincing ;)
MC Chu [10:41]
Listen–
I'm so embarrassed :/
It wasn't me ...
It was my drunk self!
It's like it has its own personality and is just sharing my body
??? [10:45]
That sounds concerning
You should get rid of that intruder
Not drinking to the point of might help
MC Chu [10:52]
I know...
It's not something I usually do...
It's just my stupid roommate threw me a party because I published a book...
MC Chu [10:53]
Okay that sounded really ungrateful
But she really overdid it
She invited like everyone I know and told them to invite everyone they knew
And then we just drank
Sending a random number my nudes was a dare
??? [10:54]
You write books? :o
Like what? ?
MC Chu [10:54]
NO! noONONONO!
It's a crime novel!
??? [10:55]
Unexpected...
MC Chu [10:55]
And why is that?
??? [10:56]
I just didn't expect the woman who send me nudes to write crime novels
I'm sure you can understand that
MC Chu [10:57]
Okay, listen
I just wanted to ask you a tiny favor:
Please don't track me down and please don't sell my nudes to Dispatch
??? [10:57]
Hmm
I didn't even consider that but good idea
I see the headlines:
Crime novel author gives out free nudes for every copy of her book
MC Chu [10:57]
OMG PLEASE DON'T
I CAN ALSO PAY
I WILL PAY DOUBLE
??? [10:58]
Calm down cutie
It was just a joke
I can't even track you down ㅋㅋㅋ
MC Chu [11:01]
Omg you are sneaky but thank you ㅠㅠ
Please keep it to yourself it's embarrassing and I'm so ugly ;-;
??? [11:01]
Girl–
No =.=
MC Chu [11:01]
No? :/
??? [11:02]
No to you are ugly
You are gorgeous!
Pity your face was missing but I'm sure it's breathtaking as well
Yes to I'll keep it for myself
MC Chu [11:02]
Stop it!~
??? [11:05]
I'm just saying the truth
Btw
*image attached*
Now we're even
Jisoo opened the image the unknown person send her but once she did her eyes almost popped out of their sockets and formed an 'o' shape. She immediately threw her phone away and started screaming.
Rosé and Lisa quickly bursted in her room. "What happened!?" They asked in unison.
Jisoo was breathing heavily and threw incoherent words at her friends. "Girl! Nudes! Pretty! God is a woman!"
Lisa's eyes widened. "The person you send your nudes to, send you nudes back and turns out she is a hot chick?!"
Jisoo nodded furiously. Chaeyoung looked weirded out at how those two could communicate.
"Congrats, unnie!" Lisa sat next to her. "Now share. I wanna see." She said eagerly. If Jisoo says she is pretty then her body must really be that fine.
"NO!" Jisoo and Chaeyoung yelled.
They looked at each other confusedly.
Chaeyoung explained herself first. "You shouldn't just show her nudes around, you wouldn't like that either." She avoided Lisa's gaze.
Jisoo nodded. "Anyway, I'm not gonna share random hot girl, she is mine."
"Oh is she?" Lisa chuckled in disbelief. Jisoo was nice but she is not the person to date or court often. Especially not strangers.
"Yep. Just wait and see, Limario." Jisoo grinned. "I have a good feeling and my gut feeling never let me down."
The two were looking at her like they weren't believing in her. It wasn't like Jisoo to rush in like that.
"Now get out you two!" Jisoo pushed them out her room. "I need to talk with the beauty alone!"
After she pushed them out, she quickled checked if her phone was still working and it was. Although the throw accidentally send the woman a message. She facepalmed herself for that. So not cool.
MC Chu [11:04]
SJKSJKSJKSJLAJSKLFJAOIJWFIOAMNFESALFJOIQWAJMFJESKALNFKLJNEWJAOIWDNIAOELFS
??? [11:05]
Are you okay...?
??? [11:12]
Hey
??? [11:18]
What's wrong
MC Chu [11:20]
I'm fine! Sorry!
I just accidentally threw my phone away! The message typed itself!
It totally doesn't have any correlation with how I felt...
??? [11:22]
If you say so ^^
Why did you throw your phone away?
MC Chu [11:23]
I just–
felt like it
??? [11:24]
You just felt like it?
MC Chu [11:24]
Exactly
Thank you for understanding me
nOT like you were so hot that I had to scream no hahahahahaha
??? [11:25]
I'm not? :(
MC Chu [11:25]
Yes– i mean no!
??? [11:25]
Yes or no...?
Sorry for sending them :((
It was probably disgusting ㅠㅠ
MC Chu [11:26]
I LIED! OKAY? I LIED!
YOU ARE THAT HOT!!
I TOTALLY SCREAMED SO LOUD THAT MY FRIENDS CAME INTO MY ROOM BECAUSE THEY WERE WORRIED!
I ALMOST BROKE MY PHONE!
??? [11:26]
I know I'm hot
I was just messing with you
But you are cute
MC Chu [11:29]
I–
Shut up! You are so manipulative! :o
Ugh... Can you please forget what I said? o///o
??? [11:30]
You want me to forget that I'm so hot you got a seizure?
Hell no :P
MC Chu [11:31]
It's not my fault I have eyes :(
??? [11:32]
It's okay cutie :)
Now tell me your name
MC Chu [11:32]
It's Jisoo but keep calling me cutie
??? [11:33]
Wasn't gonna stop ;)
I'm Jennie
Now we are not strangers anymore
Your nudes are safe with me haha, not giving them to Dispatch
MC Chu [11:34]
Likewise Jennie :)
Yours are safe with me too... as weird as that sounds...
Jennie [11:35]
Gotta go now
Work
Ttyl, cutie
MC Chu [11:35]
That sounds good :D
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