Kyomi: I wonder how Squishycookies is progressing…

Hyerin: Have you two kissed yet?

Kyomi: Ooh all the juicy information!

Jihyun: No

Kyungsoo: Why are all of you so interested in knowing?

Hyerin: Then have you two held hands on a date yet?

Jihyun: Not to be disclosed

Hwajae: Which also means yes

Ji ae: You know, I was actually half-expecting Squishycookies to be expressing their love for each other instead of opposing whatever we’re planning

Jihyun: We don't express our love here

Hyerin: So where do you express your love in?

Kai: And specify the method of expressing too

Jihyun: Not saying anything

Hwajae: What if

Kai: They have already progressed really far but just refuse to tell us anything

Jihyun: Ehem *coughs* Jongjae *coughs* You two are so fitting that you finish each other’s…

Kyungsoo: Sandwiches!

Hwajae: Oh please no ‘Frozen’ references

Jihyun: Do you wanna build a snowman?

Hwajae: Shoo

Kyungsoo: Let’s all build snowmen during the winter!

Kai: That’s one of the rare times Kyungsoo actually suggests something

Kyungsoo: That’s not true

Kai: And when was the last time you suggested something here?

Kyungsoo: When it concerns Jongjae

Kai: Damn it

Hyerin: When is Jongjae going official?

Jihyun: Soon

Hwajae: No

Jihyun: She’s lying, they’re going out more frequently nowadays

Hwajae: No we aren’t

Jihyun: Image

Hwajae: You followed us again?!

Kyungsoo: Image

Kai: Both of you followed us?!

Jihyun: Well we make great detectives

Hwajae: Stop it with the self-praise

Jihyun: At least we didn't get exposed on the spot

Kyungsoo: Kai did once

Jihyun: And he failed terribly

Kai: Practice makes perfect

Jihyun: I can’t say that for your detective skills

Kai: I can improve, okay?

Jihyun: I doubt so

Hyerin: Hm Squishycookies the detective couple…

Kyomi: New fanfiction!

Jihyun: No

Kyungsoo: No way

Ji ae: Such chemistry

Hyerin: By the way, when are we adding Soojoon back?

Hyori: I’m not going to deny that I forgot about him

Kyomi: Well it’s true that he doesn't talk much here

Hyerin: So when?

Jihyun: I can ask him if he wants to be added back in

Kyungsoo: Are you sure though?

Jihyun: Too late, I asked

Hyerin: What exactly happened last time?

Jihyun: It’s best you not know

Hyerin: Okay then

Ji ae: So does he?

Jihyun: He said to give him more time

Hwajae: I thought he was your guy best friend or something?

Jihyun: Well things happened

Kyungsoo: It’s okay, the later he joins the better

Kai: I sense a tinge of jealousy

Ji ae: Was it because of Jihyun though?

Kyungsoo: I don't know

Jihyun: Neither do I

Hyori: Hm suspicious

Jihyun: Suspect all you want, you’ll never find anything out

Hwajae: Is that a challenge?

Ji ae: Hwajae’s going to find the reason out

Jihyun: Not this time

Eunmi: Did he like you?

Hyerin: That’s a possible reason

Hwajae: I should have known

Ji ae: And to think we shipped them

Kyungsoo: Huh

Kai: Kyungsoo’s jealous

Kyungsoo: Psh no I’m not

Kai: He definitely is

Jihyun: I didn't say anything

Ji ae: Yep, Jihyun’s definitely the reason he left the group

Hyori: To be exact, Squishycookies was the reason he left the group

Hwajae: That’s sad

Kyungsoo: Too bad for him because Jihyun’s mine now

Kai: Kyungsoo’s getting aggressive~ Why don't you just mark her or something?

Hyerin: That’s the first time Kyungsoo is being so possessive of Jihyun!

Kyomi: SQUISHYCOOKIES

Kyungsoo: I’m not marking her

Jihyun: We’re not wolves, or any other animal that uses that

Ji ae: But since you already call her ‘jagi’ in real life, why don't you just call her that here?

Jihyun: We’re saving you the goose bumps

Eunmi: We don't mind!

Jihyun: No

Kyungsoo: Jagi~

Jihyun: Oh my god, why are you suddenly joining them?

Kyungsoo: We need a good laugh sometimes

Kyomi: JAGI

Hyerin: My feels are exploding

Kyungsoo: Should I do that another time?

Eunmi: YES

Kyungsoo: Jihyunnie~

Kai: I’m cringing, dude turn down your hormones

Kyungsoo: I’m getting a good response

Jihyun: Kyungie~

Hyerin: My feels are EVERYWHERE

Jihyun: Oh my god this is the first and last time I’m doing that

Kyungsoo: Why, Jihyunnie?

Jihyun: No, stop that

Kai: She’s indirectly asking you to do that to her privately

Jihyun: No

Kai: Stop denying it, I read your conversations with him

Kyungsoo: When?!

Kai: When you weren’t looking duh

Kyungsoo: What exactly did you read?!

Kai: Oh I read enough

Jihyun: You know we’re practically screwed, right?

Hyerin: I want to read!

Kyomi: Me too!

Kai: Sorry, I didn't get a screenshot

Kyungsoo: I‘m changing my password

Kai: Go ahead, I’ll crack it anyway

Kyungsoo: I hate you

Kai: Meh

Jihyun: I’m getting revenge one way or another

Kai: Come at me

Kyungsoo: I will personally skin you alive, Kai

Jihyun: I will help

Kai: Okay

Hwajae: He survived worse threats

Jihyun: And how would you know that?

Hwajae: Based on what Kyungsoo always says to him in this group

Jihyun: Ah true

Kyungsoo: Still going to skin him alive

Hwajae: But the conversations are funny though

Jihyun: You read too?!

Hwajae: Well you don't have a password lock

Jihyun: I’m setting a password right this instant

Hwajae: Already read

Jihyun: All of it?!

Hwajae: Not all, but enough

Kyungsoo: I swear they act like a couple so much

Kai: Says the one who calls pet names in the group