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YeahABStyle had just signed in.
wufan90 had just signed in.

YeahABStyle says:
hi :3

wufan90 says:
hi taozi ^__^
did you get home safely?


YeahABStyle says:
yessss
dont worry about me
heehee


` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` had just signed in.

wufan90 says:
of course id be worried about u
<3


` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
WADDUP MOTHERERS
…ew krissy you disgusting cheeseball
OMG BY THE WAY GUYS
CONGRATULATIONS
NOW YOU CAN WITHOUT BEING JUDGED :’D
IM SO HAPPY FOR U


wufan90 says:
….
you just /had/ to be online
stop bothering me


` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
D’:

YeahABStyle says:
hey dont be mean to jongdae
hes your friend


` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
YEAH YOU TELL HIM PEACHY BOY
KRISSY WERE BEST FRIENDS HOW COULD U


wufan90 says:
oh god
fine im sorry
i didnt mean to shoo you away


` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
THATS MORE LIKE IT ;D
man zitaos got u tied huh
you even listen to him


YeahABStyle says:
well he should know better
isnt that right kris?


wufan90 says:
yeah youre right <3
ill be nicer next time


` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
EWWWW OMG
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU
ZITAO YOUVE MADE HIM CRAZAAAAYYY


YeahABStyle says:
?
what


` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
no nevermind
usually krissy is a bit more profane than this
aint that right dickhead


wufan90 says:
shut up


` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
THERE U GO
and speaking of s
hows peachy boys?


YeahABStyle says:
you wanna give it a try?

wufan90 says:
ZITAO WHAT ARE YOU SAYING
DID U JUST


` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
LOOKS LIKE KRISSYS JEALOUSSSSS
HEEHEEHEEHEE
but dang youve got a fine
id tap that


YeahABStyle says:
maybe you should ;)

wufan90 says:
ZITAO DONT ENCOURAGE HIM

YeahABStyle says:
dont worry kris
its kinda fun hahaha


` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
KRISSYS JEALOUS CAUSE TAOZI WANTS MA
RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT


YeahABStyle says:
:9
definitely


wufan90 says:
jesus christ
im not even gonna say anything anymore


` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
*MAKES OUT WITH ZITAO*

YeahABStyle says:
*SHOVES TONGUE UP YOUR MOUTH*

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
*GIVES KRISSY THE MIDDLE FINGER*

wufan90 says:


YeahABStyle says:
HAHAHAHA OH LORD
kris youre so cute thats why we like teasing you so much
:3


` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
yeah krissy youre so cute like ugh
i wanna tap your sometimes tbh


wufan90 says:
WHAT
ARE YOU ING SERIOUS
IS THAT WHY YOU ALWAYS GRIND AGAINST ME


` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
YEP :D

YeahABStyle says:
FOR REAL??????
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA KRIS <3
so glad youre my boyfriend you dork


wufan90 says:
JESUS ING CHRIST JONGDAE WHAT THE
WHATS UR PROBLEM


YeahABStyle says:
duh, he thinks youre hot
which i kinda agree with
youre that cute tsundere we all love


` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
TSUNDERE KRISSY >3<
GIMME A SMOOCH


wufan90 says:
GO AWAY
IM TAKEN NOW
DONT EVER GRIND AGAINST ME AGAIN


YeahABStyle says:
i wont mind if jongdae grinds against you ;)

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY
you can go makeout with minseok while i seduce your boyfriend


wufan90 says:
TAOZI WHY DO U KEEP ENCOURAGING HIM :<
GO AWAY JONGDAE DONT EVER TOUCH ME AGAIN
U


` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
awww hes angry
how adorable <3


YeahABStyle says:
IKR <3~
kris honey boo boo youre so cute


wufan90 says:
…you think so zitao?

YeahABStyle says:
of course!
thats one of the reasons why ilu ^___^


wufan90 says:
;~~~;
ilu too so so so much u have no idea


` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
oh god here comes the cheese
heres an idea
krissy used to mastrubate to you so much that his started to have infections
he had to be taken care of in the hospital for a week
poor krissy :<


wufan90 says:
WHAT THE WHY DID U TELL HIM THAT
WAIT HOW DID U EVEN KNOW
DID YIXING TELL YOU
THAT GOOD FOR NOTHING


YeahABStyle says:
OMG SERIOUSLY??
KRIS
DONT CALL YIXING A HES NICE OK
AND I LOVE HIM


wufan90 says:
…im sorry
that was long ago ok pls dont talk about it


` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
HAHAHAHAHA ZITAO IS DOMINATING THE RELATIONSHIP
THIS IS SO GREAT
THE MIGHTY WU YIFAN/LI JIAHENG/KRIS/WHATEVER HAS SURRENDERED
i have to give it to you peachy boy
you sure know how to tame a beast


YeahABStyle says:
it takes one to tame one ;9

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
OMFG THAT WAS KINDA Y
THATS HOT
IM GONNA MAKE MINSEOK SAY THAT LATER
SPEAKING OF WHICH
WHEN THE IS HE COMING BACK FROM CANADA GDI
ITS BEEN WEEKS


wufan90 says:
its been nine days

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
THATS WHAT I JUST SAID! D:

wufan90 says:
….right ok
hey zitao
im really sorry i ed to you ugh you shouldnt have known that


YeahABStyle says:
its ok <3
at least i know i make u
i better be the only one
or ill kill u


wufan90 says:
youre my one and only baby
i’d give you the whole world if i could


YeahABStyle says:
awww <3
*kisses*


wufan90 says:
*kisses back*

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
oh god ok its time for me to go
imma use joonmyuns phone to call minseok


wufan90 says:
why dont u use your own phone?

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
GASPS
R U KIDDING ME
INTERLOCAL CALLS ARE EXPENSIVE
I AINT PAYING FOR THAT


wufan90 says:


` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
SO LONG GAY BOYSSSSSSSSSS

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` 
had just signed out.

wufan90 says:
finally were alone
not that i hate him or anything i just wanna talk to u


YeahABStyle says:
haha i know
;3
so whats up?


wufan90 says:
im just about to start doing the math homework
you?


YeahABStyle says:
nothing much
just chilling
talking to you
:3


wufan90 says:
its nice to have this talk huh
its like its so natural
im so happy haha


YeahABStyle says:
me too ^___^

*** kim jongin *** had just signed in.

*** kim jongin *** says:
WADDUP LIL FACTORY MISTAKES

wufan90 says:

 

A/N: hahaha i had so much fun writing this >:D poor kris. make sure to comment and upvote if you like this story! and talk to me on tumblr/ask.fm if you like ^__^

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seven_oh_seven
1489 streak #1
Chapter 7: I just can't with the JongBros. They're in' hilarious, man. They be getting on everyone's nerves except for Angel Xing. The boy's so pure he needs to be protected. Where's Min tho? I wanna see Min talking with the JongBros as well. This is some good stuff, man. 100/10.
Demitria_Teague #2
Chapter 7: This cracked me up.
Daffodill #3
Chapter 4: The chat! XD
Beauty_xoxo #4
Chapter 7: All of the chats make me crack!!! ><
KimHyunaTaeyeon #5
Chapter 7: Aww that's sad:( was hoping for more
KimHyunaTaeyeon #6
Chapter 6: Yixingie is so cuteee, hopefully Minnie will get a bigger role
MeepHere
#7
Chapter 1: But lol, I don't get the bulba saur part... XD
rilavipblackjack #8
Chapter 7: This is too short omgggg
Can I have more? :3
Btw,GREAT STORY U HAVE HERE TEEHEE
springjasmine91
#9
Chapter 6: The two Kim's. Really.....well done
xiuminbae #10
Chapter 7: Ah, I'm going to miss this awesome fic^^ it was really enjoyable and hilarious! !