Is This A Date?
This Is A MessGroup: this is a mess
gyeomthestage: when is the competition against bighit and the other schools?
pepijy: 2-3 weeks from now
gyeomthestage: no one asked u
pepijy: u just did tho?
defsoul: just let him have his fun
pepijy: ok
pepijy: he’s a lose cause anyway. we should work on saving bambam
defsoul: bambam can’t be saved. bambam was lost to me the moment he first spoke
doubleb: um ok rude
doubleb: i actually happen to be pretty fine
flyingmork: y is it every time u speak it’s to brag about how attractive u are?
doubleb: y is it ur always the first person to insult me other than jb hyung?
flyingmork: bc ur arrogance needs to be controlled
flyingmork: u need to be taken down from ur throne of narcissism
doubleb: never. my throne can never be destroyed
doubleb: i am the god of your universe
thebiggame: hate to break it to you buddy but ur not
thebiggame: im this universe’s god
defsoul: youngjae is the god
otterjae: can’t i be the mascot?
pepijy: ur too good for that. yugyeom can be the mascot
pepijy: the unlovable mascot that nobody likes and that annoys everyone
gyeomthestage: that’s me
thebiggame: bambam is the high maintenance pet
doubleb: u
pepijy: mark hyung is the old janitor that hates everyone and is always pissed off at something and only cares about their animal
gyeomthestage: bambam?
pepijy: no u idiot his dog
otterjae: i’m so confused why does the universe need a mascot, a pet, and a janitor?
defsoul: idk either youngjae i think they’ve all gone insane
defsoul: well bam jackson and yugyeom were insane before but
flyingmork: now jinyoung has been converted
flyingmork: i can feel all his braincells being destroyed as it happens
defsoul: tbh did he ever have many tho?
pepijy: i’m smarter than you
defsoul: oh rly
pepijy: yes
pepijy: square up with ur knowledge
defsoul: no thanks i’m going out soon
thebiggame: where you going out to hyung?
defsoul: i’m going to a movie then i’m going out for a meal
doubleb: kind of sad to do that alone isn’t it?
defsoul: i’m not going alone u i’m going out with someone
otterjae: ooh who is it hyung?
thebiggame: is it ur mom?
gyeomthestage: IS IT JINYOUNG?
defsoul: no tf
defsoul: it’s jin hyung
flyingmork: from bighit?
defsoul: yeah
otterjae: .………….
thebiggame: ooooooooh boy
Group: jjp shippers
flyingmork: ok admittedly i thought we’d this up
flyingmork: not jaebum
gyeomthestage: hgjlkdsgjhld HE’S RUINING JJP THAT ER
doubleb: gyeom calm down
thebiggame: we can still make jjp happen
otterjae: it’s not like it’s a date or anything
gyeomthestage: ARE U KIDDING ME IT’S OBVIOUSLY A DATE HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW JIN HYUNG SO WHY ELSE WOULD THEY BE GOING OUT??!!!
thebiggame: maybe they just want to hang out? or become friends?
gyeomthestage: bull. it’s a date
otterjae: did jaebum hyung say it was a date?
thebiggame: i just asked him
thebiggame: he said he’s not sure, he’ll ask jin
flyingmork: things are getting lit yo
gyeomthestage: shut up mark hyung this is serious
gyeomthestage: jjp is in serious danger
gyeomthestage: what if the date is magical and jaebum hyung ends up falling for seokjin hyung?
gyeomthestage: then jinyoung hyung ends up sad, bitter and alone for the rest of his life
thebiggame: wow yugyeom’s so distraught he didn’t even say “well jinyoung’s already sad and bitter but”
gyeomthestage: my pain is no joke
gyeomthestage: can u hear me crying from ur houses?
otterjae: we can
doubleb: we can also read the chat
thebiggame: forget about reading this chat read THIS
thebiggame: [IMAGE]
flyingmork: what
doubleb: is that a screenshot of a screenshot?
thebiggame: yes
thebiggame: it’s a screenshot of mine and jaebum’s conversation, and within that there is a screenshot of his and seokjin hyung’s conversation
thebiggame: hang on lemme download the pic of their convo and send it again
thebiggame: [IMAGE]
doubleb: the ?
gyeomthestage: tf is up with that?
gyeomthestage: “is this a date?” “idk do you want it to be?”
gyeomthestage: NO I DO NOT WANT IT TO BE
otterjae: what a homewrecker
gyeomthestage: HE IS
thebiggame: i asked hyung for another screenshot but he won’t send me one
flyingmork: why?
thebiggame: idk. he just won’t
thebiggame: [IMAGE]
thebiggame: see?
doubleb: weird af
flyingmork: suspicious af
otterjae: “im not sending you anymore bc jin hyung hasn’t replied yet”
doubleb: fake
thebiggame: wait hold up im getting knew info
gyeomthestage: is it something to cure my depression?
thebiggame: yes
gyeomthestage: then send it my way
thebiggame: “if that’s the case then it’s not a date”
thebiggame: that’s what jin hyung sent jaebum hyung
gyeomthestage: HA TAKE THAT HOE
otterjae: why did he say that tho?
doubleb: yah what does seokjin hyung mean by “if that’s the case”?
gyeomthestage: who cares?
gyeomthestage: my ship is saved, that’s all i’m worrying about
flyingmork: wait yugyeom does jinyoung know about this?
gyeomthestage: wdym?
flyingmork: well he doesn’t know if it’s a date or not does it? in fact he prb thinks it’s a date
thebiggame: oh u rite
doubleb: u better set it straight for him
gyeomthestage: i will
Conversation: gyeomthestage, pepijy
gyeomthestage: what do you think?
pepijy: tf do you mean “what do you think”?
pepijy: “ok i’m going out for my date w/ jin hyung now. see u guys later”
pepijy: “bye hyung! take pics for us!”
pepijy: i’m ing miserable
gyeomthestage: don’t be
gyeomthestage: it’s not a date
pepijy: stfu he just called it a date in the gc
gyeomthestage: in jackson hyung’s private chat with jaebum hyung he asked him if it was a date so jaebum hyung asked seokjin hyung
gyeomthestage: seokjin hyung said “it’s not a date”
pepijy: rly?
gyeomthestage: really. he really said that. it’s not a date i swear
pepijy: then why did he call it a date?
gyeomthestage: to make u jealous
pepijy: what?
gyeomthestage: i stg that’s why
gyeomthestage: he likes u a lot hyung
gyeomthestage: he’d never go on a date with someone that isn’t you
pepijy: has he ever said that he likes me?
gyeomthestage: i honestly don’t know but i can feel he does
gyeomthestage: stop being so stubborn. make a move on him. u won’t regret it
pepijy: are u sure? what if i come onto him and he’s like “lol sry jinyoung i’m dating lord of the hoes maybe next time”?
gyeomthestage: stop insulting jin hyung u petty, jealous
gyeomthestage: he loves u not him
pepijy: “love”
pepijy: hgjkldsjfslfk
gyeomthestage: hyung
gyeomthestage make. a. move
gyeomthestage: hit. him. up
gyeomthestage: NOW
pepijy: ok ok i’ll do it soon
pepijy: after he’s finished his date w/ the homewrecker and the dust has settled then i’ll see abt hitting on him/seducing him and whatever
gyeomthestage: ok good
gyeomthestage: my otp needs to happen. u can’t let me down
pepijy: i won’t
gyeomthestage: perfect
gyeomthestage: and hyung, seriously, don’t worry. jaebum hyung does love u. not jin hyung. and if he picks seokjin hyung over u then he’s clearly a
gyeomthestage: ur a great guy
pepijy: thanks yugyeom. ur a great friend
gyeomthestage: u are too
Group: this is a mess
defsoul: i’m back
flyingmork: how was it?
defsoul: really good. the movie was rly good and the food was amazing
defsoul: i walked him home - we just talked the entire way and he’s actually really funny
defsoul: he has a cute laugh too
thebiggame: hyung ur gay is showing
defsoul: right sorry
defsoul: i walked him home, went back to my own house, told nora abt my day and now i’m here
doubleb: did u actually tell ur cat about ur outing with seokjin hyung?
gyeomthestage: no he’s joking
thebiggame: i wouldn’t be so sure about that
flyingmork: what rly?
thebiggame: rly
otterjae: i talk to coco so i can’t judge
pepijy: no one asked about his cute laugh
thebiggame: s a l t y
gyeomthestage: j e a l o u s
pepijy: d i e
pepijy: i’m not either of those things u pieces of
pepijy: why would i care about who jbald goes on dates with?
doubleb: ur not convincing anyone but sure
Conversation: defsoul, pepijy
defsoul: it wasn’t a date, just so you know
pepijy: oh really?
defsoul: yes. i told jin hyung something and he said that it couldn’t be a date bc of that reason
pepijy: and what was that reason?
defsoul: nothing important
defsoul: do you believe me? that it wasn’t a date?
pepijy: … i guess i do
defsoul: so u’ll stop being salty about me sleeping with the enemy or whatever?
pepijy: yes
defsoul: ok good
defsoul: and jinyoung?
pepijy: yeah?
defsoul: there’s only one person i want to go on a date with
defsoul: his name isn’t jin
defsoul: but it isn’t far away from that
Conversation: defsoul, mariolover
defsoul: is this a date?
mariolover: idk do you want it to be?
defsoul: no, not rly
defsoul: i already like someone else
mariolover: omg who is it?
defsoul: u know park jinyoung in my choir? the cute black haired one with the eyesmile?
defsoul: him. i love him
mariolover: hm no that doesn’t ring a bell. idk who he is
mariolover: but that doesn’t matter
mariolover: if that’s the case then it’s not a date
defsoul: ok thanks jin hyung
mariolover: you’re welcome jaebum :)
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