the chapter where things happen
brofriendscomments actually motivated me to write this ultra important chapter faster, soooo.... ;)))
"Namjoon and Seokjin"
[10:03 pm]
destruction: ...
destruction: so
destruction: i heard
destruction: about.. everything
destruction: i'm sorry
destruction: i didn't know
"seokjin"
[10:04 pm]
yoongi: who tf told namjoon
"PG-13 banter b/w brofriends"
[2:48 am]
lil: heeyyyyy myyy duiiuuuiideee
mochi: you realize this is a group chat
bunny: he's probably drunk
lil: whho tf u callim a duck
lil: ohhhhh hahaaajaajasha
lil: yuo said drynk and i hough you said dulc
mochi: why the are you drinking
lil: oes a gut nedd a reson?
mochi: don't u have class tomorrow dip
lil: i huess
mochi: u should go home and sleep
lil: awwwqwwwewwww is himinibe worried abut mee
mochi: i'm just a generally decent person ok
mochi: oh god drink water or something
lil: uio should some join me huumube ;)
mochi: or just go die i think i prefer that
lil: noooppooopooooo
lil: if i die i'll neer know what s id like
mochi: pls stop
lil: snd mr fluffie won'tr jave anyone to keep him company
mochi: ...
mochi: oh god why do i find that adorable
lil: plud i'ge neger ficked in a planr b4 ans its on my bucker list
mochi: and i'm reminded of why i hate you
mochi: that's nasty
lil: or reallu hot ;;;)))))
mochi: someone turn him off
lil: i wasn't in the firt place
lil: i nean
lil: i fuess i am mow
mochi: when ur sober i hope you see all this and regret
bunny: we both know he won't
mochi: taehyung how the have you gotten this far in life
lil: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
mochi: how did he do that w/o typos
bunny: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
mochi: wow
"Namjoon and Seokjin"
[6:20 am]
mamaduck: i'm sorry
mamaduck: i know you have a girlfriend and i understand if you're not comfortable around me anymore
mamaduck: we don't have to
mamaduck: be in the same circle or anything anymore if you don't want to
destruction: we broke up
mamaduck: what?
destruction: me and the girl you're talking about
destruction: we'd been dating for seven months when hoseok outed us
destruction: but that was bad timing because that was right after we started falling apart
destruction: i don't think it would be fair to you... if i took you out
destruction: because i know i don't l
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