So like if you want to laugh, read this
Well I'm on my phone while I'm typing this, so expect a weird format.
Anyway, I'm laying in bed and day dreaming about my bias Zhang Yixing because why not lol? I eventually fall asleep and I had this dream that EXO held their 4th solo concert in Florida (it was called the CHOGI'UTION) and like, I went and got front row seats, backstage passes, and somehow Yixing got drunk and I got really drunk.
We ended up leaving the concert together, without any type of face masks or hats. The paparazzi were following us but he didn't give a . When we got to my apartment (that I shared with my friend from highschool but we didn't even talk in highschool lol) she kept asking if I was okay and if that was Lay from EXO. I just laughed and Yixing was grabbing my the whole time.
Eventually we ed like animals and my roommate recorded the sounds and posted them on Facebook. In the morning I am ing starstruck that I ed Lay from EXO, but I take him back to the SM staff (got his number tho) and in the parking lot I gave Yixing a before releasing him back to SM.
Dispatch got full video and pictures of what happened and when they released it, the fans went ing crazy. Some fans didn't believe it until they saw the video my roommate posted on Facebook and they started sending me messages on Tumblr(?), Twitter(?), and Instagram. They started the hashtag #jadaisgoals and it was ing hilarious.
Then I woke up. Funniest dream ever tbh.
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