KyuMin<3 – Kyuhyun

KyuMin<3 – Sungmin

AngelLeader – Leeteuk

TheAppa – Kangin

SmokingDancer – Eunhyuk

CookieMuncher – Yesung

Wookie – Ryeowook

AmazingRapper – Shindong

VisualSiwon – Siwon

EunHaeForever<3 – Donghae - Donghae

G<3Hee – Heechul- EunHee

Hankyung – Hankyung

 

(They may change)

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GD: OMG! MY COMPUTER WORKS! EVERYONE CHECK OUT MY NEW PICTURE ON TWITTER!!

 

Hankyung: Again? -.-‘’

 

GD: Don’t you like it Henry?! *smiles at Henry*

 

SmokingDancer: Henry isn’t here GD…

 

AmazingRapper: No, he’s in China. Not Sweden…

 

SmokingDancer: We’re actually in Korea now, GD got tired of the polar bears.

 

GD: But, Henry is right next to me! Isn’t that right, Henry? *points at Henry*

 

SmokingDancer: No… He isn’t… That’s a plant…

 

GD: *gasp* How dare you call Henry a plant?! I object!

 

Hankyung: To what?

 

CookieMuncher:  To Henry being called a plant, quite obviously… I thought you were supposed to be smart, gege.

 

TheAppa: Gege?

 

Wookie: It means older brother ^-^

 

GD: I object!

 

Hankyung: Why? It really does mean older brother…

 

GD: *dramatically pointing east*

 

CookieMuncher: Yeah…

 

Wookie: I think GD is going crazy.

 

TheAppa: Why? He always acts like this…

 

GD: Henry agrees with me! Though he did say I was pointing west… But still! He loves me the most! Isn’t that right, Henry?

 

 

*Thirty seconds of silence*

 

 

GD: Henry says yes.

 

SmokingDancer: GD, there isn’t anyone standing there… Henry is in China, you’re talking to air.

 

GD: How dare you call Henry air?! *outraged*

 

 

EunHeeForever<3 is now online.

 

 

KyuMin<3: Huh, Donghoe, I didn’t know you shipped Heechul and Hyukkie.

 

EunSunForever<3: What?! NO! T.T There’s something wrong with the text!

 

KyuMin<3: Riiiiiiight…

 

SmokingDancer: Well, now that you mention it… I’ve been kind of lonely ever since GD started ‘seeing’ Henry, his fantasy friend. Maybe getting together with HeeHee wouldn’t be so bad…

 

EunMinForever<3: No! That wasn-

 

KyuMin<3: ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE HYUKKIE STEAL MY MINNIE?!

 

KyuMin<3: Aw, Kyu<333 He could never do that!

 

SmokingDancer: *ignores* What do you say, Heechul? ;)

 

 

G<3Hee has changed username to EunHee.

 

 

EunSiForever<3: It’s supposed to be an a there T.T

 

EunHee: *ignores* So~ Your place or mine? ;)

 

EunHyukForever<3: NOOOO! *wails, as in apple* Hyukkie! Come back to me! I promise I’ll treat you like a princess!

 

GD: Hyukkie! Why would you leave me and Henry! I thought we were happy together!

 

Naruto: Actually, it’s Henry and I.

 

GD: HENRY! Are you cheating on me?!

 

Hankyung: He was just correcting your grammar.

 

GD: *ignores* Answer me, Henry!

 

Hankyung: Ah, we’re back to that… And this day seemed to be going so well…

 

SmokingDancer: GD, I can’t stay with you when you’re only talking about Henry… It’s creepy, he’s like ten…

 

Hankyung: More like twenty…

 

SmokingDancer: Well, he looks like ten.

 

AmazingRapper: What does it matter? I thought you said he wasn’t there anyway.

 

SmokingDancer: He isn’t… But still.

 

GD: Henry is here! Stop saying he isn’t!

 

SmokingDancer: *sigh* Yeah, this isn’t working. GD, I’m leaving you for Heechul.

 

EunWookForever<3: *sobs* Why won’t you come back to me, my love?

 

SmokingDancer: I’m sorry, Wookie, I don’t like you that way…

 

Wookie: Huh? What are you talking about? *drops soap*

 

SmokingDancer: Oh, I thought… The username said…

 

EunHongForever<3: I’m DONGHAE! I don’t know why it keeps changing! *sobs, as in apple. ‘cos he doesn’t like bananas*

 

Hankyung: Is no one going to yell at him for dropping the soap?

 

AngelLeader: Why would we do that?

 

TheAppa: You take soap way too seriously…

 

Hankyung: =.=

 

AngelLeader: Wait, does this mean that GD is now single?

 

TheAppa: What does it matter to you? *suspicious*

 

AngelLeader: Well…

 

GD: No, I’m together with Henry! Isn’t that right Henry?

 

GD: Henry says yes.

 

AngelLeader: Crap…

 

TheAppa: *locks Leeteuk in closet*

 

AngelLeader: Why the did you do that?!

 

Wookie: Don’t curse, Umma!

 

Key: I didn’t…

 

AngelLeader: Oh, just shut up Taemin.

 

Taemin: Why? O.o

 

Marik: Because shut up.

 

Taemin: O.O Danghoe? Is that you?

 

EunIkeaForever<3: No… I am. And it’s Donghae.

 

KyuMin<3: Then who is Marik?

 

VisualSiwon: Japanese .

 

CookieMuncher: You say that about everything… -.-

 

VisualSiwon: Because it’s true. If it was from Sweden it’d be spelled with an ergh-kind of sound.

 

AmazingRapper: How do you spell with sound?

 

VisualSiwon: I don’t know, but my MacBook said it was possible…

 

CookieMuncher: You have a MacBook?

 

Wookie: Is that a drama? Or a thriller?

 

CookieMuncher: Huh?

 

Wookie: The book you’re talking about…

 

GD: It’s a comedy! Isn’t that right, Henry?

 

GD: The Ocean says yes. I mean Henry…

 

CookieMuncher: *whispers* I think GD has become schizophrenic…

 

VisualSiwon: You know whispering won’t do you any good when we’re writing?

 

CookieMuncher: Sssssh! Not so loud!

 

GD: What are the two of you whispering about? Henry said you were planning to kill me, but that can’t be right. Because that would mean that I have to tear out your innards and fed them to you *innocent smile*

 

All: *backs away slowly*

 

AngelLeader: Where is All going?! Get him back here!

 

Hankyung: That… There’s no one called… It just means…

 

All: *ignores* Please don’t say I’m grounded :(

 

AngelLeader: I’ll think about it, now go back to your room and think about what you’ve done!

 

EunH&MForever<3: *whispers* I think Leeteuk is going insane…

 

AmazingRapper: That’s advertisement! *throws out*

 

 

EunHaeForever<3 is now bleeding outside the window offline.

 

 

Hankyung: Wasn’t that a bit… I mean, don’t you think you’re overreacting?

 

AmazingRapper: No :)

 

Hankyung: Oh… Well, okay then.

 

Taemin: Pew pewpew!

 

Wookie: And now even Taemin is infected!

 

CookieMuncher: Infected?

 

Wookie: With the craxyness!

 

VisualSiwon: Crazy is not spelled with an x-sound!

 

CookieMuncher: Don’t worry, Wookie! I’ll protect you from the disease! We can hide in the bathroom.

 

Hankyung: I thought Siwon was camping there…

 

CookieMuncher: *ignores* It’s the perfect plan!

 

GD: How dare you call Henry bathroom?!

 

AngelLeader: No one did, honey…

 

TheAppa: But I’m always the honey!

 

GD: Yumi did!

 

SmokingDancer: GD, I don’t know how to tell you this but Yumi isn’t real. And neither is Henry. And I’m starting to question the existence of Taemin as well…

 

Taemin: What?!

 

GD: Ssssh! You’re only in my head!

 

Taemin: No, I’m not… Daddy! T.T

 

GD: No, I refuse to believe that you are real.

 

 

Donghae is now online.

 

 

Donghae: Hello again! The text is finally working :D

 

EunHee: Bwahahahahaha! Your username is ridiculous! *points*

 

Donghae: It’s my name… Same as Hankyung…

 

Hankyung: *sips tea*

 

CookieMuncher: Where did you get that from?

 

Hankyung: Oh…eum… I thought you were just going to ignore me…

 

EunHee: What are you talking about? We’ve never ignored you Hannie!

 

Hankyung: Oh really?! What about-

 

EunHee: *ignores* but Danghoe, seriously… Your username is lame.

 

Henry: I like it! ^_^ It’s neat!

 

GD: I told you he was real!

 

Henry: What?! You guys doubted my existence? That’s so mean *cries in corner*

 

Taemin: They do that with me all the time… It’s okay.

 

Henry: But that’s horrible!

 

GD: Don’t be sad Henry! I’ll do anything to make you feel better!

 

Henry: *sniffs* Buy me ice-cream?

 

GD: Of course!

 

Taemin: Can I have some too? :D

 

GD: *ignores* What flavour?

 

Taemin: But daddy! D:

 

GD: YOU ARE NO SON OF MINE!

 

Taemin: *cries in corner*

 

Donghae: There, there…

 

Hankyung: So are we reading about GD and Henry’s date now?

 

SmokingDancer: No… I don’t think so…

 

Henry: Oh God! Yes…yes…GD!

 

KyuMin<3: NOW we’re reading about their date…

 

EunHee: Actually, I think we’re reading about them having …

 

Henry: YES! Take me!

 

Wookie: Surprise butt! *claps happily*

 

Taemin: My innocent eyes! *whines dramatically for a while*

 

Taemin: …So…can I join?

 

Key: My innocent baby!

 

AngelLeader: You mean MY baby!

 

SmokingDancer: I thought he was mine…

 

EunHee: No, you’re not dating his father anymore…

 

SmokingDancer: Oh, so Henry’s his mother now?

 

All: …

 

CookieMuncher: That’s kinda ed up… Or wait, it actually made sense. Ignore what I said.

 

AmazingRapper: Did anyone hear anything?

 

KyuMin<3: No, must have been Siwon in the bathroom.

 

VisualSiwon: I’m in the living room.

 

AngelLeader: *gasp* KIDS! Kids! Everyone gathering in the living room! We’re going to see Siwon!

 

All:  *gathers in living room, including GD and Henry (who are both quite )*

 

Donghae: How does the text know that?

 

Author: Plot-no-jutsu. Get used to it.

 

EunHee: Ah, bold text… Do you think you’re special or something?

 

Author: -.- just get on with it.

 

Hankyung: Get on with what? What’s the point of all this?

 

GD: THE POINT!

 

All: NO!

 

Henry: Get over here! Now! *drags GD to bedroom*

 

Wookie: Where are you going? I thought all of us were going to see uncle Siwon the Bathroom Person!

 

VisualSiwon: What did I do to deserve this?

 

EunHee: You’re probably gay.

 

VisualSiwon: NO! NEVER!

 

Donghae: Be careful, Siwon! Soon they might start calling you a phone!

 

VisualSiwon: *gasp*

 

KyuMin<3: So, is GD and Henry a couple now?

 

Henry: Mm… Plaese! Harder! 

 

KyuMin<3: I think that means yes…

 

AmazingRapper: That’s advertisement! *throws Henry out of window*

 

GD: Noo! *jumps after* Hey! I’ve never done it in public before~ ;D

 

Public: ARGH! MY EYES!

 

Taemin: Can I join now? *looks out of window*

 

Key: NO!

 

Minho: YES! Taemin. JOIN!

 

Onew: Who dafuq are you to decide that?!

 

Minho: Well, think about it; if he isn’t in our group, we’ll get more screen-time, more singing-parts, more dance-parts and more money! AND I’ll be the youngest!

 

Jonghyun: *crying in corner*

 

Onew: *ignores* That is a good idea…

 

Minho: I KNOW!

 

Taemin: Great! *joins*

 

Henry: Oh-

 

SmokingDancer: NO MORE OF THAT!

 

GD: Jealous, babe? ;)

 

SmokingDancer: …maybe…

 

Henry: You can join! :D

 

SmokingDancer: Really?

 

Taemin: Sure! :D

 

GD: Everyone seems to have anyway…

 

EunHee: What? Who has joined other than Taemin?

 

GD: Kangin, Leeteuk, Onew, Jonghyun, Minho, Kai (Bai-bo!)-on second thought, let’s throw him out…

 

AmazingRapper: *joins after throwing Kai (Bai-bo!) out*

 

GD: …Sungmin, Kyuhyun, Junho, Kira, Naruto, L, Yami, Yumi, Bumi, Fumi and Key.

 

Taemin: MOMMY?!

 

Key: This is awkward… *sneaks to other side of pile of people*

 

Author: So… now you’re having group-?

 

Henry: Yepp! :D But no one’s .

 

Author: How does that work exactly?

 

L: In fact we’re baking a cake.

 

Author: What?

 

GD: Group-no-jutsu ;D

 

Author: … *blinks*

 

End?

 

KyuMin<3: I LOVE YOU HANNIE!