Is it on? Is it recording?

(Shuffling noise)

“Yes!” answered the production director with two thumbs up, motioning for her to continue.

Oh, okay! Annyeong! Ah, you must be curious as to what show this is going to be? This is actually our first time airing a show like this, a show unlike any other! Where we show you a really deeper look at your favorite idols lives! No scriptwriters, no obvious camera men following them around wherever they go, just plain and simple hidden cameras. My name is Song Ji Yoon and you’re watching (or in this case, reading)MNET’s latest reality show: Out of Sight!

Ah, for our first season, we’ll be having your favorite shining idols… wait, before I announce it, can you guess who these idols are? They debuted in 2008, stealing our noona hearts with the hit song Noona Neomu Yeppeo (Replay)! I’m pretty sure you’ve already guessed it, or should I drop another clue? They’ve recently released their first Japanese album entitled The First which included Japanese remakes of their hit songs such as Sanso Gateun Neo (Love Like Oxygen) (plays in the background), Juliette (host mimics chorus dance step with ‘Juliette oh~’) and of course, Lucifer! (Host attempts to dance Lucifer and fails miserably)

It’s our one only shining five, SHINee! (Several music videos play in the background along with descriptions of each member: Onew, Jonghyun, Key, Minho and Taemin.) Ah, we’ve waited for so long for them to come back to Korea, nae? But we won’t let them rest just yet as they’ve been chosen to be our main characters for Out of Sight, are you excited? Because we sure are! Soon, you’ll be able to see the true colors of our shining idols and how their everyday lives are like! – Different shot takes place on the screen.

In Out of Sight, we’ll be hiring a professional actor / actress to replace SHINee’s manager for one whole month and s/he will serve as the hidden camera along with installing several hidden cameras in the SHINee dorm to get a closer look at the normal, everyday lives of the idols. For this season, our acting manager is the one and only, Park Min Hee, a 22 year old female Theatre Arts graduate from Seoul School of Performing Arts! (Several paparazzi photos / fancams with videos are shown on the screen.) Will she be able to show us the real side of our idols? Let’s hope so! Min Hee hwaiting!

Are you ready for this?

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