Chapter 1
Why would you do this (Stan Pledis!)Seungcheol has created Stan Pledis!
Seungcheol has added Youngmin, Jonghyun, Dongho, Minki, Jeonghan, Jisoo, Junhui, Soonyoung, Wonwoo, Jihoon, Seokmin, Mingyu, Minghao, Seungkwan, Hansol, Chan, Nayoung, Minkyung, Kyungwon, Eunwoo, Yebin, Jieqiong, Yewon, Sungyeon, Siyeon and Kyla
Seungcheol: Hello everyone!
Jeonghan: The , Cheol?
Nayoung: Why am I here?
Nayoung: Why is Pristin included in this?
Yebin: Keep your gay Nu'Venteen mess to yourselves
Junhui: Huh
Wonwoo: why.
Seungkwan: Hyung not again
Youngmin: ????
Jieqiong: This is great and all but I have trainees to help out
Jonghyun: Seungcheol? What is this?
Chan: Oh okay
Minghao: Ughhhhhhh no
Minkyeong: What
Seokmin: Hi!!!
Jisoo has changed user Seokmin 's username to Sunshine
Seungcheol: Our very own Pledis group chat for all our family bonding needs!
Jihoon: Dad no
Minki: I agree
Minki: Not the dad part though
Soonyoung has changed user Seungcheol 's username to Dad
Jonghyun has added Minhyun
Jonghyun has changed user Minhyun 's username to Minnie
Jeonghan: I thought you weren't supposed to contact the people in Wanna One?
Minnie: Nah, everyone breaks that rule anyway
Minnie: Daehwi and Woojin talk to their BNM hyungs and Jisung and Daniel talk to all the other MMOs
Minnie: Sungwoon texts Taehyun a lot and so does Guanlin with Seonho
Minki: Minhyun!!!!
Aron: It's Minhyunnie!
Dongho: We miss you, Minhyun
Minnie: <3
Minnie: I miss everyone too
Minnie: Everyone in Wanna One is nice but none of you guys are there
Yewon: Hello sunbaes!
Yewon: Could someone kindly explain what this all is?
Siyeon: ^^
Jeonghan: Well
Jeonghan: Blame Seungcheol
Jeonghan: You also don't have to call us sunbae, that's unnatural
Dad: I second the abolishing of sunbae
Dad: A few years ago we were all trainees together and Siyeon's been here forever
Dad: Anyway, I made this group so everyone in our company could have some quality family bonding time, you know?
Hansol: Dad
Hansol: Stop.
Yewon: Okay!
Yewon: Hello oppas, unnies and Sungyeon and Siyeon and...
Nayoung: Oh no
Nayoung: She really misses Kyla so every time she's mentioned she starts crying.
Siyeon has changed user Nayoung 's username to Single Mother
Sungyeon: Come here Yewonnie
Sungyeon: It's okay, Kyla will come back and we'll be Pristin properly with all 10 members
Mingyu: This is going to sound really bad
Mingyu: But what happened to Kyla?
Seungkwan: How can you not know what happened with Kyla?
Minkyeong: She's been having issues
Minkyeong: Stuff with her brother and also people on the internet aren't nice
Kyungwon: So Pledis sent her on a "Health Leave"
Sunshine: Awww
Sunshine: Poor Kyla
Sunshine: Is she okay?
Single Mother: Honestly, we don't know
Single Mother: We try our best to keep in touch with her but she seems busy and there's a time difference
Eunwoo: Sometimes it's like she doesn't want to say either
Eunwoo: Which is alright, but we just want to help her
Soonyoung: Uhh
Soonyoung: Maybe this is bad timing, but when is Pristin getting a comeback?
Minkyeong: Don't worry about it, it's not good to talk about Kyla too much
Minkyeong: And hopefully, soon
Jieqiong: There was something going on in the company, talk of a unit?
Eunwoo: Jieqiong I miss youuuu
Jieqiong: Aww <3
Jieqiong: I miss you too bb!
Youngmin: More?
Youngmin: Somebody explain please.
Minki: Of course Aronnie hyung is confused
Minki: Honestly though, straights are weird
Single Mother: It isn't that complicated for us really
Eunwoo: As we've established
Eunwoo: Jieqiong is mine (don't even try, I know she's pretty)
Yewon: Sungyeon is my girlfriend!
Yewon: Right Sungyeonnie?
Sungyeon has changed user Yewon 's username to Pure
Sungyeon: Of course, Yewonnie <3
Yebin: And mine's Minkyung
Yebin: That's really all for us
Seungkwan: Hahaha, how cute
Seungkwan: Only 3 ships
Hansol: The sassy one is mine
Hansol: I like him though
Hansol has changed user Seungkwan 's username to Boo
Seungkwan has changed user Hansol 's username to Sollie
Sunshine: Jisoo hyung!!
Jisoo: Yes?
Sunshine: This is my boyfriend!
Jisoo: Awww
Jisoo: Isn't he just
Jisoo: S O C U T E
Chan: Is Jisoo hyung okay?
Jeonghan: Ehh
Jeonghan: He'll be fine
Jeonghan: Anyway, the old man who made this mess is my boyfriend (husband) and I regret my life choices
Jihoon: Yeah hyung
Jihoon: Why would you do this
Soonyoung: And since nobody else wants to talk, I'll just do a summary
Soonyoung: There's the parents, Jisoo hyung and Seokmin, the 98 liners, China line, Mingyu and Wonwoo
Soonyoung: And Channie's too young to date
Junhui: COUGHSoonyoungCOUGHandCOUGHJihoonCOUGHCOUGH
Jeonghan: Dino
Chan: Oh no
Jeonghan: Dino nugu aegi?
Chan has left the chat
Jeonghan has invited Chan
Jeonghan has changed user Chan 's username to Channie
Channie has changed user Jeonghan 's username to Mother
Channie: Happy?
Jonghyun: We're pretty straightforward
Jonghyun: Me and Minhyun, Minki and Dongho
Minki: And Aron hyung is straight
Minki: Because why wouldn't he be
Minghao: It's okay, Channie's pretty sure he's straight too
Minghao: (Just between us, let them decide they'll be slightly inferior)
Channie: :(
Mingyu: It's okay, we still love our maknae!
Minnie: aehufnjvffdwhieugvrhndkc
Jisoo: Minhyun?
Jisoo: Is he okay?
Minnie: I love and cherish the kids
Minnie: Love and cherish**
Minnie: What the
Minnie: H A T E ***
Single Mother: ??
Dongho: The Wanna One kids again?
Jonghyun: Probably
Jonghyun: Just give him a second
Minnie: I hate the pink sausages
Jieqiong: ajdsjhfbuwhbcnweriuefcnjeifrgwewefhbwefrguwefHELPPPPP
Jieqiong: help
Single Mother: What happened
Eunwoo: Are you okay??
Jieqiong: I'm not sure
Jieqiong: I'm getting war flashbacks
Kyeongwon: Ohhhh
Sungyeon: Unnie, are you filming Idol Producer?
Jieqiong: Yes
Yebin has changed user Jieqiong 's username to War Flashbacks
Junhui: I have a friend in Idol Producer
Junhui: His name is Zhu Zhengting!
Junhui: I forced my whole group to watch it to support him
Junhui: You guys should too!
User Junhui changed username to Vote for Zhengting
Jieqiong: Oh, the one from Yuehua ent
Dongho: Yuehua?
Dongho: There were Yuehua trainees in Produce 101 too
Minnie: Yeah
Minnie: Hyungseob's friends with Woojin
Minki: There were also Euiwoong?
Jonghyun: I remember Justin, he was the one I wanted to adopt
Junhui: My friend was there too
Junhui: I think he went by Jung Jung?
Minnie: Ohhhhhhh
Jonghyun: Isn't that the cute sunshiny boy who does flips?
Junhui: He's like, one year younger than you
Dongho: No way.
Jieqiong: This is traumatic why did our company think this would be okay
Siyeon: Just between us
Siyeon: Pledis is a
Jihoon: ^^
Minghao: Says the ones the CEO likes
Jihoon: Yeah that's why we say it instead of you because we wouldn't get in trouble, would we now, Siyeon?
Siyeon: As an intellectual once wrote in our debut song
Siyeon: Annyeong, I'm our house's princess!
User Siyeon changed username to Pledis Princess
Minki: Add Jonghyun to the list too
Minnie: True After School would protect him from anything
Jonghyun: I don't doubt they wouldn't
Jonghyun: But I'm quite sure After School are locked away in the basement
Jonghyun: Don't want to end up there so I'll be playing safe
War Flashbacks: Back to my story, please and thank you
Eunwoo: Kindly shut up so Jieqiong can tell her story please
War Flashbacks has changed user Eunwoo 's username to Best Girlfriend
War Flashbacks: So the third elimination just happened
War Flashbacks: And I was reminded of how by then
War Flashbacks: Kyeongwon and Minkyeong and Siyeon and Yebin were all eliminated
Kyeongwon: They literally slept on me like wtf
Minkyeong: They gave me a F originally like what did I even do wrong??
War Flashbacks: And there was me Nayoung unnie and Eunwoo
War Flashbacks: And then Eunwoo got eliminated too
Best Girlfriend: Ugh that was a horrible year
War Flashbacks: I'm getting war flashbacks
Pledis Princess: Well now we're all getting war flashbacks
Pledis Princess: I did not train for 7 whole year in Pledis just to have them give me a B
Minnie: I'm stuck here now and everyone else is
Minnie: But it could have been worse
Dongho: I thought Jonghyun would get in but something clearly happened and who knows what
Minki: Seventeen
Minki: You guys don't know how lucky you are
Dad: I went to go see you guys
Dad: And Samuel was there too
Mother: My child Samuel
Channie: I miss him too :(
Minnie: Oh yeah
Minnie: It was slightly weird to see him
Dongho: Good for him though he gets a good company that cares about him
Dongho: Meanwhile we're here stuck with Pledis
Minnie: Count your blessings
Minnie: I also have to deal with Stone Music
Jonghyun: Poor Minhyunnie :(
Minnie: Ughhhh he's so precious
Minnie has changed user Jonghyun 's username to Onibugi
Boo: Hyung WHYYYYYYY
Sollie: You okay Kwannie??
Boo: No.
----------------------------------------------------
Excuse my bad formatting, I copied it from AO3 where I wrote it.
Comments