I don't even......what???

Umm.....okay. ._.

Update: 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/02/cabbages-for-walks_n_5254589.html

Apparently, they're doing this out of loneliness. I looked it up and there's dozens of articles about it.

Cr: http://ilovedogs2453.tumblr.com/post/84737863344