Examples Of Stupid Questions that
People Ask....

1. When People see U
Lying Down,
With Ur Eyes Closed,
they Ask:
"R U Sleeping?"
(No! I'm Trying 2 Die?)
2. When It's Raining & Some1
Notices U Goin Out,
they Ask:
"R U Going Out In this Rain?"
(No,In The Next 1.)
3. Ur Friend Calls on ur Landline:
"Where R U?" (At the Bus Stop!)
4. They See U Wet Coming 4m the
Bathroom:
"Did U Just Have A Bath?"
(No, I Fell In the Toilet Bowl !)
5. U R Standin Right In Front Of
the
Elevator On The Ground Floor &
they Ask:
"Going Up?"
(No, No, I'm Waiting 4 My
Apartmnt
to Come Down & Get Me.)
6. U Bring A Bunch Of Flowers 4
Ur Sweet Heart, they Ask: "R those
Flowers?"
(No Baby! They R Carrots.)
7. U r On The Queue 2 Buy Tickets
at the Cinema,
A Friend Saw U &
Asks, " What R U Doing Here?"
(I'm Here 2 Pay My School Fees.)

LOL :3