Please dont read if you have no sense of humor or hate lame puns!

Pun 1.

Did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off? He's all right now.

Pun 2.

A bicycle cant stand on its own because it's two-tired.

Pun 3.

There was once a cross eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.

Pun 4.

Time flies like an arrow.

Fruits fly like a banana.

Pun 5.

A new type of broom came out. Now it's sweeping the nation.

YOUR REGULAR DOSE OF LAMENESS FOR THE DAY HAS BEEN SERVED. <3