The Death Blog of Aki Higashihara

The Girl Who Caused All the Unfortunate Things to Happen
Aki Higashihara
東原亞希

In 2007, she hosts a horse race and predicted a horse to win. The horse loses the next 38 competitions.

In the following horse race, she chooses 3 horses she thought might win. All three horses broke their legs before the race.

In the horse race following that, a famous horse rider tells her to NOT pick him as the person she thought would win the competition. She chooses him on purpose as the CHAMPION of the race at the time. The rider gets trampled by horses as the race starts.

In 2008, she planned on getting married to the Japanese Judo nominee for the Olympics. The nominee forfeits due to injuries.

Afterwards, the fiance asks her where she wants to host their wedding. She chooses a hotel. The hotel burns down August 17, 2008.

In 2009, Michael Jackson was having another concert. She wishes him the best on her blog and lots of success. Michael Jackson dies.

In 2010, she visits a Japanese Temple with a ancient historical landmark tree in the front. She writes about how amazing the tree is. The next day, the tree falls and died, incapable of saving.

Following that, Japanese Panda Zhen Zhen gets pregnant and a baby panda is born. On the 7th day at 8:30pm, she writes about how cute the baby panda is. Exactly 12 hours later, the baby panda chokes and dies.

Then, she buys a Sony camera and was complimenting how great it was. The Sony company floods.

She advertised for McDonald's new dishes. Then, McDonald's dishes were discovered to have bugs in them.

Then in 2009, she shares a picture of a Japanese battleship. Battleship sets out and then sinks.

The large airplane 787 was something Japan was extremely proud of. Then, everything started to go wrong. They found out that she was a fan of the airplane and made an extremely bad model of the airplane, which they believed caused all the malfunctioning in the airplane.

After 311 (Japanese Tsunami), she takes her daughter to Disney and rides the rollercoaster. She writes about the wonderful experience. The next day, Disney closes due to malfunctioning in the rollercoaster, causing it to stop in mid-air.

Then, on Decemeber 7, 2008, she writes about the wonderful weather since 311 (Japanese Tsunami). That night, Japan is hit with a 7.3 earthquake.

So...

Japan and China are fighting over an island for military purposes. Japan says that they won't use her as a weapon unless war breaks out.
^LOL

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