We’re stranded on a desert island, and we’ve run out of food. Who do we eat first?

• Not Irene. She’s a tiny, two-bite bunny.
• Seulgi. *smirks*
• Jisoo, who has declared herself queen.
• Wendy. She’s been hallucinating and has been trying to send emails from a turtle
• Rosé, who has been singing showtunes non-stop.
• Not the author. She’s poisonous like a jellyfish.
• One of the readers. No one would even notice if one was missing. Hehehe…