[kpop] [iu; baekhyun/iu/chanyeol, exo ensemble, suzy, taeyeon, jiyeon] [oneshot]

Note: This is fictionally set in the real idol-life of these individuals and thus includes some real things that have happened in the kpop world [i.e. not an AU].

EXCERPT: 

She understands- more than understands- really, viscerally, horrifically gets everything with an almost painful clarity when Junghyun oppa lands on her doorstep within the next two hours, with what looks like an eleven volume collection of the Constitution, but is really just a print-out of various articles that he must have painstakingly downloaded off the internet, because he's actually the most thorough person she's yet come across... and he clearly doesn't get the archival concept of the internet.

Long story long: she's apparently dating Baekhyun. As in EXO's Baekhyun. As in EXO's '92-line mood-maker Baekhyun. As in crazy-sasaeng-magnet Baekhyun. As in Taeyeon unni's ex Baekhyun.

Long story short: she's kind of screwed.

"That's not Baekhyun," she begins desperately, pointing at the single grainy photograph that graces the left, middle and right columns of most of the articles. "Baekhyun-ssi," she amends, for propriety's sake. "That's just some guy who asked for an autograph."

Junghyun oppa only shakes his head in disappointment like she's being deliberately obtuse, and she knows that look: it doesn't matter what is, it just matters what it looks like. And it looks like she's Byun Baekhyun's shirt and pulling him closer. And it's even more weird, because she knows it's not Baekhyun, but he... actually does look like Baekhyun; that vague, niggling familiarity she'd first felt on seeing the guy concretizing into a much too belated oh, that's who you reminded me of.