I Won't Say I'm In Love

Description

Based Off Hercules

Zitao had never been interested in love- or well, not since he sold his soul to Sehun
for a guy who ended up leaving him in the end. He spends his days now chilling with
the Death God and acting like some sort of right-hand man. That is, until he has to
aid Hades in his biggest evil scheme yet: getting rid of the uprising hero of Greece,
who happens to be extremely handsome, Kriscules. (They call him Kris, for short.) 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Foreword

The second story in a series of EXO fics I plan to have centered around Disney movies!

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This time, it features Tao and Kris as Megara and Hercules, respectively. Once again, this is a remake and a boy x boy one, so there will be differences, probably more so since more focus will be given to the Taoris relationship, and less on the action-y plot the movie had. Actually, this fic will probably have a comedic turn of events. Focuses more on the Disney movie Hercules, and not the myth itself!! Title is taken from Meg's solo song, which I memorize and love completely. Most of the events will probably be a series of happenings based on the song. Set in more or less Ancient Greece, complete with mentions of the olympian gods. Fully fictional, no characters belong to me, but all copyrights do! There may be similar stories since I don't think Disney-inspired fics are rare, but rest assured, I have plagiarized nothing. 

Disney SeriesStreet Rat (Hunhan)


Side characters include: (quick note that other pairings will be pretty rare in this one! expect most, if not all, of the focus to be on Taoris)

Sehun, as Hades / God of the Underworld (since he feels sassy and is pale enough for it)

Kyungsoo, as technically the 9 muses merged into one person / Zitao's bestfriend on earth (he could sing, if he wants)

Minseok, as Pain (one of Hades' henchmen)

Jongdae, as Panic (another one of Hades' henchmen)

(nerdy fun fact: Pain and Panic are Phobos and Deimos in the Greek myths, sons of Ares and Aphrodite, so technically they're human and not the purple and blue creatures we see in the movie- so they're human here too!)

Kai, as Phil / Hercules' trainer except he's not a satyr and is a human (it's kind of a main role, I mean, he makes Kris happen!)

Minor characters include:

Suho, as Zeus / God of the Skies (all powerful role for our lovable grandfather Suho- technically means he plays Kris' dad)

Lay, as Hera / Goddess of Marriage (also, the wife of Zeus, so... SuLay! techinically not mpreg since gods have weird ways of giving birth)

Chanyeol, as Zitao's ex-boyfriend / reason why he sold his soul (minor role for you, bby, I'm sorry)

Baekhyun, as Chanyeol's new boyfriend (because Baekyeol)

Luhan, as Hermes / Messenger God (okay I have no good reason for this except that my favourite god is Hermes and Luhan is my bias, so...)

Other mentions of the Greek gods, most likely not going under the EXO names, plus some more mentions of Greek stuff and a lot more random characters!


Main pairing: Taoris
Secondary pairings? (Okay I feel the great need to explain each one:)
SuLay: since they play Zeus and Hera, really really minor mentions!
Hunhan: close to zero romance (but maybe since at some point I crackshipped Hermes and Hades), basically some kinda friendship-but-not-really thing since Hermes is the only god who can travel to and from the Underworld
Xiuchen? They are together as friends, yes. Anything else? Probably not. Full on bromance.
Kaisoo? Possible romance, but I'm not sure yet. 
Baekyeol: it happens, but it's a really small part, and just a dot in the plot

which is why I didn't add them in the tags, woops! 

Genre: Romance, comedy, some sort of action, probably little drama, it's actually kinda crack filled but not really

Started on: May 7, 2015 / picked up on May 18, 2017 (woops!)
Once again, a big thank you to omona-mark of AYOgraphics for the unfailing wonderful work on the poster and background!
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JaraGizem
#1
Chapter 4: Lmao! Oh my Gnomes! I just...I love ZiTao and SeHun's interaction in this chapter. I'm sorry Taozi, but you are def not petite. Maybe in the clothes department, but....no. I'm excited for the next chapter.

Now I gotta go on a Hercules marathon. From the Disney movie to Hercules the tv series while I wait.
fantasticace #2
Chapter 4: yes! Zitao is here! :D
JaraGizem
#3
Chapter 2: Lmao this is hilarious! Aw Lay! I love him as Hera, he's so sarcastic and blunt. Man, I can't wait for Kris to meet JongIn then ZiTao and wait! Pegasus! What about Pegasus?

You know what? Never mind. Disregard that.
fantasticace #4
Chapter 1: Everytime I hear Kriscules I can't help but laugh kekeke
JaraGizem
#5
*sits in a chair* I'm subscribing! Hercules is ONE of my favorite Disney movies! Plus EXO? Psh, noway am I passing on this!

SeHun is totally going to be my favorite because I like Hades (in Disney and mythology). I like to think he got the better end of the stick. I mean all those jewels and Cerbus? Ha! NOONE messes with Hades.

Okay, sorry. But I'm subscribed and look forward to the next chapter! Update soon!!!
Choihana2 #6
I like your story it is nice too meet you
fantasticace #7
I love that song too! Hercules is one of my favorites disney movies <3