Kim Soohyun was ing amazing. A legend in his field, he had saved countless lives, solved innumerable cases and won hundreds of style awards. Then he sassed his (rather incompetent but highly vengeful) boss. The next thing he knew, he found himself in a dumpy apartment impersonating a nerdy college student, infiltrating FHU in a sad attempt to uncover an evil super genius that might not even exist. Basically, his life . And now he's dragging you lovely people along for the ride. 

Sorry, but it's chaos. I take no responsibility for any of this . There is some mockery in this (because it's crack) but it's all in good fun. I'm a fan of pretty much every person I use, especially Big Bang (yeah!!! VIPs ftw!).

FAIR WARNING: there will be cursing in this fic (sorry not sorry). On the bright side, there will be no or violence or anything else that the fan fic gods would consider M.

Characters:

Random group of crazy (and unexplainably and unnaturally popular) people:

Daesung: This guy’s a dork, through and through. Honestly, you could probably call him stupid. He’s constantly falling over, constantly making dumb jokes, and constantly playing pranks on his friends. He’s the best one to go to if you want to unearth a BIG BANG secret because the kid can’t keep his mouth shut, and despite his efforts, he’s so gullible that he’s easily tricked. Luckily for this kid, he’s got a killer eye smile, and is too lovable to hate, so even though he’s an idiot he’s still a total jjang.

Taeyang: He’s got an unnatural allergy to shirts. He seriously cannot wear anything that covers his abs or shoulders. He also randomly bursts into song at the akwardest moments, making him a bit of a pain to keep around sometimes. But this dude is HAWT. We’re talking chocolate abs, spiky hair, biceps, so he’s popular anyway.

Seungri: This guy is a . He’s the maknae of the group, but he’s by far the most erted. This kid steals his hyung’s computers to watch . You can’t really trust anything he says either. He’s constantly spilling BIG BANG’s secrets, but you never know if they’re true or not because he’s constantly spewing lies too and no one can tell the difference. Unfortunately, he’s kind of cute, and so his fangirls fangirl on.

G-Dragon (GD): This dude is an obsessive-compulsive fashionista. He really can’t stand anything remotely plain. Every article of clothing he owns must have a pattern or a texture. His neck is always weighted down glitzy accessories and he seriously doesn’t own a normal pair of shoes (they’re all leather and fancy and branded and creative and retarded). His hair changes color and style seriously every week (it’s been every freaking color of the rainbow). He’s kind of a prick about it actually. However, he’s rich, and has a supa cool car, so everybody likes him. He’s also the head honcho of BIG BANG.

(Have I mentioned that he's always high?)

TOP: Umm… there aren’t really any words for this guy. He’s pretty much a giant wtf.

Group of nerdy outcasts:

Kim Hyunjoong: This guy wear glasses, and let’s face it, he’s pretty fiiine. Unfortunately, he’s not very friendly. He works three part time jobs but still manages to stay the number one student at his school. It’s pretty much work and study (I don’t think he even sleeps—actually, I take that back. I know he doesn’t sleep. He’s been awake since the beginning of his freshman year.). His classmates avoid him because he’s a snobby, antisocial know-it-all. And he’s a nerd. So yeah.

Choi Jinhyuk: This guy is more your stereotypical nerd. He’s the new kid that just entered FHU. He’s the guy that finally manages to beat Kim Hyunjoong in the class rankings, taking the number one spot. One would think that with his grades, his nose would always be in a book, but it isn’t. This guy is constantly asleep (like, all the time)—he can be found slung across couches, slumped over tables and wedged between stacks of library books. He even sleeps through class (though it isn’t very obvious—he’s very good at looking attentive) and disappears over the weekends. No one knows much about him. He’s a bit akward, his hair is constantly mussed and in his face, and he wears big, thick glasses that make it really hard to see his face. No one really knows what he looks like. In essence, he appears to be the quintessential nerd. BUT HE ISN’T!!!!!

Random dude who’s surprisingly normal but won’t stop breaking the fourth wall:

Kim Soohyun:this guy is constantly asking “wtf?”. He’s seriously normal, but he’s surrounded by crazy people who are slowly driving him insane in a I’m-surrounded-by-idiots kind of way. That, and he knows he’s in a crack story and freaking hates it. He breaks the fourth wall constantly, but because frankly this entire story is a huge wtf no one understands what he’s saying and it just sounds like he’s got some weird type of the-world-is-watching-me-I’m-in-a-never-ending-story complex.

EXO:

A screwed up confusing mess of young attractive men that will be explained eventually. 

Terms you should know:

FHU: F**king H*ll University

FAU: F**king Amazing University

Hyung: used by guys for an older brother/close (older) friend