Ask The Gay Guru

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INTRODUCTION

It's 1AM in Hong Kong and after a long, drunken chat with my curious online friend/fellow K-Pop lover (props if you can find us on twitter, we're private anyway) about all things gay, she suggested I open up an ask for those who are curious how the whole gay thing works because:

 

1) People don't dare to ask in fear of offending some (this is true btw, some are not as open as I am about my uality and find questions nosy)

2) People who are curious about their uality want to know more but don't have a person to ask directly

3) People who ship slash (gay) pairings:

a) may want some actual thoughts from a genuinely gay person

b) can sometimes write really weird stuff

 

So being an extremely drunk noble gay man and thinking this may be pretty fun, I thought: why the hell not?

And voila! Where else would I start but the beloved site where I go to enjoy fanfiction 24/7?

 

 

HOW THIS WORKS

Feel free to ask questions in the comments about whatever you want to know. I'm really an open person so unless you ask me if I enjoy [insert extremely detailed description of vomit-inducing (2 girls 1 cup level) es], I will comfortably answer you. I'm an SNSD stan but please don't ask me about lesbian-related things because I really don't feel like I have a place to talk about that. Not an expert, guys.

The things I and my friend talked about were how I found out, my coming out, gay + positions and others. I don't know guy groups well but I do know DBSK, Super Junior and B.A.P pretty well. She's an EXO and B.A.P stan so I answered her about what I thought of B.A.P. I guess I'll start with that first because who really cares about my coming out, right? If you guys want, you can request a group?

Take all this with a grain of salt! I don't mean to offend people so please don't read this if you're uncomfortable. I know some people are still iffy about the idea of homouality but it doesn't bother me as long as you guys don't call me a freak of nature (happened once, I will not elaborate on other more uncouth insults). People talking about unnie/noona/oppa/hyung's uality is not a bad thing; it's all for fun and something to pass the time.

Remember! I'm just one out of the many gay guys out there so I don't speak for all of them. This is just what I've observed from my equally as gaaaaay friends and my personal experience.

Btw, I'm not from Hong Kong, just on a vacation. Ask away!

 

Fabulously yours,

The One and Only Homosapien

 

 

Something else funny to bestow upon you guys: A Journey of Self-Discovery with Shang.

 

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