Hongbin's nicknames have taken on a life of their own (see this and this), and for once I was inspired to write humour, not . Also note that this is very much a PG story (for a change). And Eunhye isn't me, just some girl I made up.

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The English-speaking Starlight fandom... *sigh* Seriously.

It's not that we're cray cray, we're just... really really dirty minded.