prompt || fifteen
WRITING HELP // inspiration, ideas, and more!- “You know me. I don’t follow the directions.”
- “Who I like shouldn’t matter to you.”
- “If it’s venomous, maybe you shouldn’t go right up to it.”
- “Don’t talk to the monsters in your house. They’re not friendly.”
- “My headache always gets so much worse when you’re around.”
- “I’m not a safe person to hang around.”
- “If you were in my position, you’d resort to murder too.”
- “I gave you my life and this is how you repay me? By dancing on my grave?”
- “From the start, you knew you couldn’t trust me.”
- “I wanted you to be there for me."
- "It’s only the eighth day into this month and you’re giving me more problems.”
- “Don’t make me hold your child. Please. Wait, stop-"
- "Lately, it’s started to seem like you couldn’t care any less.”
- “I think I could learn something from you.”
- “You looked me in the eyes and leaned in and then you burped.”
- “If you’re looking to enchant me, you’re going about it all wrong.”
- “I’m just about as normal as you are and well, that’s not very.”
- “Fun fact; I never stopped liking you.”
- “I can’t believe you would just eat something off the floor.”
- “Have you looked in the mirror? You take my breath away.”
- “I’m not sure you’re supposed to fall in love with a monster.”
- “They should stop making these chapstick flavors so realistic.”
- “When was the last time you cleaned you went on an adventure?”
- “I am your biggest fan. Your only fan.”
- “I might not understand everything you say, but that doens’t mean I don’t wanna hear you anyway.”
- “I wonder if this is flammable?”
- “The last time someone wouldn’t stop talking, I shoved my fist into their mouth.”
- “I am entirely weak for you.”
- “I can’t see how any of this is going to go wrong in any conceivable way.”
- “Only time will be able to tell us.”
- “You think I would be able to handle this by myself?”
- “When they don’t want to talk to anyone, they put their headphones over their ears. Didn’t you notice?”
- “I can’t believe you’re making me watch this.”
- “If your child flings across the room, you’re cleaning it.”
- “I can’t tell when you’re being serious with me.”
- “It’s gotten to the point where we just know what we’re thinking.”
- “You’re ice and I’m fire. Of course we wouldn’t get along.”
- “You’re the one who walked out of my life all those years ago.”
- “You don’t get to decide what I do with my life.”
- “That wouldn’t apply to a monster.”
- “I should hope you had a good time with me."
- "If I knew your hand was this soft, I would have asked to hold it more often.”
- “I’m waiting for it to sink in that you’re here and alive with me."
- "You met me in a dream once.”
- “One day your luck will run out.”
- “There’s not nearly enough food in here for me to deal with you right now.”
- “I don’t think you should pick up random magical creatures to bring home."
- "I didn’t want you think I was a jerk."
- "I have you to thank for all the terrible times I’ve ever had.”
- “You can’t even imagine all the enemies I have made.”
- “I would be more inclined to listen to you if you lied a little bit less.”
- “You had so much time to prepare for this and here you are, struggling to get socks on.”
- “You wouldn’t believe what I’ve had to put up with today.”
- “No one understands the kind of mess heroes leave behind and guess who gets to clean it?”
- “I’d lend you a hand, but mine has mysteriously wandered off.”
- “I’m thankful that you’re not out to murder me instead.”
- “I dedicated a whole two minutes to you. So ungrateful.”
- “This ring won’t fit just anyone.”
- “We value your opinion just as much as we care about you. Which is to say; not at all.”
- “As a delivery person, I can say it is just as embarrassing when we get the wrong house as it is for you to get a questionable package.”
- “There’s no point in liking me back anymore. I’m devoted to the person I’m with."
- "Funnily enough, I don’t really care for listening about your problems all that much.”
- “I would hope you’d trust me to be honest about my feelings."
- "Don’t ask me how I got my arm stuck in the vending machine. I just wanted a snack.”
- “I’m a roll tonight and nothing can stop me.”
- “It is entirely possible that I have just jinxed myself.”
- “It’s like living your life with the feeling of deja vu hanging over your head constantly.”
- “I didn’t think it was possible for you to ruin my favorite movie and yet here we are.”
- “Your lips on my lips. Yes, no?”
- “Of all the questionable things I’ve seen you eat, this has to be the worst.”
- “It’s official. This is the worst day of my life.”
- “If I’m going down, I’m taking you with me.”
- “You have to stop being a coward some day.”
- “I’m the least reasonable adult you’ll ever meet.”
- “I don’t know why I felt the impulse to buy all of these, but I did.”
- “You ask a lot of questions that I don’t have the answers to.”
- “Life is way too short for you to be this serious over something like this.”
- “Give it a bit of time and I’m sure it’ll pass.”
- “Can you run a little less like ‘my grandparent is coming to beat us with their cane’ and a little more like 'whatever that is behind us is going to eat us alive’?”
- “I don’t know where your sense of humor went, but I want you to find it as soon as possible.”
- “I guess it was wishful thinking that you would come back.”
- “A little late than never is better, right?”
- “Everyone calls you the fun er behind your back.”
- “I look like a hardened criminal, but I swear, I just want to make it to work on time.”
- “Your excuses are losing their edge. Step it up.”
- “I’m pretty sure you were the one screaming.”
- “I’m surprised your disguise is actually working.”
- “I think I’ve gotten up to enough trouble for the day.”
- “Consider this the one good deed of my life.”
- “I feel like I’ve practiced for nothing.”
- “Someone looks like they need a nice and long hug with a side of comfort.”
- “It’s not what I ordered, but I guess I’ll take it.”
- “The last thing I want to do is cause anyone trouble.”
- “You found me laying face down in the snow. It’s about the best kind of meeting you can get.”
- “I’d invite you over, but my roommate pretty much hates you.”
- “I can’t believe would dare say that to my face.”
- “Out of all the unnatural pets you could own, you have to have the one with three eyes.”
- “Just take it one day at a time."
- "Is it too late to throw you off my bus?”
- “If you could stop yelling in my ear, I would be able to focus better.”
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