I awakened to my true form: Le Kissing Monstah!

“Smoochy mooch!” I puckered my lips and batted my eyelashes. “Baby, let me kiss you!”

“What the heck?!” Key immediately let go of my arm, disgusted and confused. He took a few slow steps back before turning around and running at full speed.

“KEY BABY!” I called in my highest pitched voice.

Time to reveal my powers!

“KISS BLAST!” I jumped off the stairs and ran hungrily after Key, making kissy noises. I love kisses, don’t you?

“Get away from me!” He tried to dodge my super kiss blasts.

“KEY, I LOVE YOU!” I screamed, crazily clawing my hands in thin air. "COME TO MOMMY!”

“No way!” He gasped for breath as he ran into his apartment and firmly shut the door.

Aww.

I wanted to kiss him.

Smoochy mooch. Mwah!

dulcee says;

You, dear reader, are a ert. Didn’t you know it’s not good to rush into things?

This is a trick chapter, by the way.

Don't worry, there's only going to be a total of five trick chapters in this story... it should be pretty obvious as to which one is a trick chapter.