Baek to the Basics

Description

Baekhyun is back and bigger than ever! Sequel of Baek in a Box.

Foreword

Chanyeol liked to keep lists. Shopping lists, checklists, to-do lists. But perhaps his favourite was one that had been decorated with crude crayon drawings and laminated, pinned to the hallway wall. He liked to call it 'Baek to the Basics.'

Baekhyun, it read.
If you are unsure of something and I am not home, this will answer whatever questions you might have:

- The gap under the coffee table is not big enough for you to fit under. Should you ever successfully manage to fit, you will become stuck and have to wait for me to come home and free you.

- Toothpaste is not to be used as shaving cream (not that you need to), nor is it a substitute for paint.

- You cannot fit behind the chest of drawers, nor should you try to disprove this.

- The inside of a laundry hamper is not a hiding spot.

- You are now too big to be able to sit on my shoulder. I'm sorry.
(Cuddles are welcome, though.)

- You do not have to climb onto the bookshelf to see out of the window.

- Calling phone numbers at random to interrogate them about My Little Pony is never a good idea.
Please remember that.

- If you are ever scared and I am not at home, Mister Byun is on my bed. As is your Pinkie Pie plush. They can comfort you.
Alternatively, if I am home, I am a far better than Mister Byun.

With love,
Chanyeol.

Baek to the Basics ...
Back to the Basics ...
I thought I was punny.

This story is the sequel of Baek in a Box.
It is not a prerequisite for you to have read that prior to this.
But, you just might think me insane if you don't.

The Pinkie Pie images used as footnotes are not my own.
All credit goes to their respective artists.

♥