Explain the Points!

No Other Than These Famous Idiots!

 

We finally got in the dorms…but as soon as we did, Kyuhyun left with a cap and jacket saying that he needed to be somewhere...So I just went to my room…Thinking…

FREAKING FLIP OF SIWON FLIPPING SPACE COWS! (Really weird way to put it…) WHY?! DANG IT CHO KYUHYUN! DON’T YOU KNOW THAT  I DON’T WANT TO DATE RIGHT NOW?! I HAVE AN EX LIVING NEAR THE DORMS AND I’M STILL NOT OVER HANGENG!

Stupid Geng…it’s been what? 2 months?! Why can’t I just let this go?! WHY?!

I slammed the door to my room….

GAH! Why?! I don’t want anymore drama!

You know what I need?! Sleep!

I Fell on my bed, and closed my eyes…Drifting off to sleep…

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“Wake up Alex~”

“Mm…Just a little bit longer…” I mumbled,

“Bao bei~ Wake up!”

“Why should I—Bao bei?” my eyes opened a little,

“Bao bei? How’s you mess that up?”

Oh…

I opened my eyes a little bit more to see bed head’s eyes. He was squatting down next to my bed…

“Kyuhyun…What time is it?” I asked, feeling around to find my cellphone…Come on my precious lollipop phone! Where are you?!

“5 AM”

“Aish…Why do you want me awake right now?”

“Well…I only have 30 days to make you fall for me, so I want to make the best of it”

“Why~” I pouted,

He kissed my forehead, “I want to enjoy it with you, even though it’s short”

“But why 5?”

“I have schedules” he said, as he got on the bed with me, lying down with me, “Or we could just do this~” he whispered, and wrapped his arms around my waist.

Okay, usually I would probably push Kyuhyun off right now. But it’s 5 AM! I am tired! I am freakin tired! I need sleep!

I felt Kyuhyun as he pressed his forehead against mine. I felt his hand touch my cheek…

Kyuhyun…If you think I’m easy, then you can forget it! I’m just tolerating this!

I felt him playing with my hair, his fingers brushing though my short hair. Ah…this feels nice…Kyuhyun, don’t stop it…

“Alex~” he sang,

“Hmm?” was the sound I made, probably sounding half asleep,

“Just checking if my favorite panda’s asleep” he said, and stopped brushing my hair,

“Keep doing it” I mumbled,

“Doing what?”

“Your fingers in my hair…I like it…” I grumbled.

Even though my eyes were closed, I could tell that one side of his lip curled into a smirk.

“So do I gain another point?” he whispered, while playing with my hair,

“Sure…But Kyuhyun…Why do you keep saying point?”

“Hm?”

“’Do I gain another point’…What’s that suppose to mean?” I asked, opening my eyes to stare at him

“Oh, well, I thought about doing a test, I be the taker, you be the grader” he said smiling,  “And like every other tests I have taken, I';; ACE this one”

I’m sorry Kyuhyun…but…I don’t wanna date anyone right now…

“Well….I’m not sure about that, but I can give you a 20 right now”

He smirked, “Alright, about?”

“Well…You already have two points…so…add 1 point for every time you took me out for ice cream….”

“Then that’s…wow, that’s 8 points already! Now I have 10, anything else?”

“Hmm…ah, add 1 point for everytime that you bought me something!”

“Does food count?”

“Sure”

“50 more points”

“What?!”

“Well, there was the sushi, the kimchi, the ingrediants you make, the panda, the strawberry, the pillows, the—”

“Not sepately! But everytime you went to the cashier, and all the things you bought were for me”

“Oh…Okay, 7…So now it’s 17 points”

“Add 1 points for every time you listen to me talk when I’m depressed”

“3 more points…”

“Congrats on 20 points!” I said and clapped my hands, he smiled,

“Can I get a congratulatory kiss?”

“Not on the lips”

He started pouting, “Eh? Why?”

“Kyuhyun! We’re not even a couple and yet you’re already making out with me?”

“Well that didn’t stop you from a few days ago~”

“Well I remember things now!”

“Fine, but I can still kiss you right?” he asked, I was silent. So he took it as yes since he kissed my forehead…

Aish…That stupid bed head…

“Now continue on with the wonderful points”

“Hmm…To tired…”

“Then will you give me 2 points if I sing you to sleep?”

“Sure”

He started singing to “Why I like you” from Suju’s 3rd album, but in a ballad version. (If you know the song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Shmu9dIiVw&feature=related if you don’t, read the lyrics while listening to the person sing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Znh-OCldCO8)

 

“Sometimes I feel like I don't have a place in this world
No one notices me but now you're my girl
Can't believe that you asked if I would ever love you
I do, I do, I do yeah~
You do complete me, always make it easy
You keep me happy, there is nothing I can't do yeah~
Whenever I am with you yeah~
You make my heartbeat race, go out of place
When you say I love you, yes sa-rang-hae
I gotta see you, gotta be near you
You brighten up my day, yes every day
You always know the way, the things to say
I gotta see you, gotta be near you
And that is why I lke you
You gotta be in my mind to take the pain all away
Every day is a fight, I hope you always stay
Time that we spend apart is time that wears at my heart
My U, My U, My U yeah~
I know you love me, and I'll always love you
There is nothing left to say, I will never ever sway, Girl~
I will be yours tonight yeah~
You make my heartbeat race, go out of place
When you say I love you, yes sa-rang-hae
I gotta see you, gotta be near you
You brighten up my day, yes every day
You always know the way, the things to say
I gotta see you, gotta be near you
After every night, you turn off the light
Even though it's dark, I know you are by my side
I hope you never say goodbye yeah~
Reach into my soul, see what I'm about
Make me lose control, I am yours without a doubt
I am yours without a doubt yeah~
You make my heartbeat race, go out of place
When you say I love you, yes Saranghae~
I gotta see you, gotta be near you
You brighten up my day, yes every day
You always know the way, the things to say
I gotta see you, gotta be near you
You make my heartbeat race, go out of place
When you say I love you, yes Saranghae
I gotta see you, gotta be near you
You brighten up my day, yes every day
You always know the way, the things to say
I gotta see you, gotta be near you
And that is why I like you”

Almost asleep…

Kyuhyun… Keep singing…

“Alex, are you asleep?” he whispered, I didn’t feel like answering so I was silent… “You know…You’re really cute when you sleep…right?he asked, and kissed my nose, “You’re so cute” he mumbled, and tighted his grip around my waist. His free arm was brushing my cheek, “Stop being so seductive without even trying”

1 point added.

“Stop being so cute” he said, kissing me cheek

1 more point added.

“Sleep well” he said and gently kissed my lips…

…3 points…

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(Letters)
 
Dear NOTTFI CAST,
Finally! A confession! It took you years Kyuhyun-sshi.
Alexxxxx. A month? Seriouslyyyyy????!! You've liked the person alreadyyyyyyyy~.
Henry, you are such a cutiiie patoootiiie.
And Donghae, you made me cryyyy~ because of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4YoVuW5-Co&feature=related. Good thing that someone kidnapped Eunhyuk. That means more time for YeHae fanserviceee~ Yey. (Peace to all EunHae fans)
Siwon, why are you MIA?
oh yess, take care everybodyyyy! ♥
PS. Yesung's mine. ♥:)
Kyuhyun: It didn’t take YEARS!
Henry:No, it took him 9 months =__=”
Donghae:What? 9 months? For what? Don’t tell me…IS ALEX PREGNATE?! KYUHYUN DID YOU MAKE ALEX PREGNATE?!
Henry:*sarcastic*…Yes, yes she is…Congrats Donghae, you’re gonna be an uncle!
Donghae:OMG! THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY ALEX’S TUMMY’S BEEN BULDGING OUT!
Alex:…No…No, that’s just me eating Uki’s HUGE bowl of Chili…. But thanks for calling me fat…
Henry:GEE THANKS DONGHAE! I finally convinced Alex that was freaking skinny girl that needed to eat!
 
DEAREST ALEX (WHO I DONT WANT TO STRANGLE AT ALL FOR REJECTING MY BABY BOY)
WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.
I THOUGHT YOU LOVED HIM! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US?!
YOUR FRICKIN FANS THAT FOLLOW YOU AROUND TELEPATHICALLY AND WAIT FOR YOU TO GET TOGETHER WITH BABY KYU?!
STOP DREAMING ABOUT YUNHO. HE DOESNT LOVE YOU LIKE KYU DOES! I MEAN... NO OFFENSE... BUT YA KNOW ALL HE WANTS IS FOR YOUR LOVE LIFE TO BE HAPPY! SPEAING OF WHICH...
GET SOME LOVE ADVICE FROM DONGHAE AND UKI THE HAPPY DRAMATIC COUPLE AND GIVE YOUR OWN LOVE LIFE A BOOST!
EFFING REALIZE YOUR DEEP, DARK, HIDDEN SECRET OF LOVE FOR KYU!
VERY EXTREMELY SINCERELY:
YOUR CONSCIENCE.
Donghae:…Where’s Alex?
Henry:She went crying after she heard that Yunho doesn’t love her
Donghae:WHAT?!
Henry:But you should give her love advice *elbows him a little* ya know? Ya know?
Donghae:WHAT?! NO! I don’t want her to date!
Henry:Donghae, you know, she’s gonna wanna get married one day….
Donghae:..Just a
 
Dear alex,
Is there anyway that I can borrow your brother... for just a few moments? Why? Lol... so I can snap some sense into him... so that he can let you date kyu? 
Love,

mrschokyuhae21
Alex:P-please *sniff* take him away!
Donghae:My little sister! Why are you crying?!
Alex:Y-Yunho oppa d-doesn’t love me!
Donghae:D-don’t worry! Y-Yunho loves you!
Alex:*SNIFFF* He doesn’t! And it’s all because of you! You’re too overprotedctive to let me live a love life!
Yunho:*randomly walks in* AWW! Why is Alex crying?
Alex:D-Donghae oppa i-is *Yunho suddenly hugs her*
Yunho:Donghae! How can you make your little sister cry?
 
Dear Donghae,
OHOHOHOHO, it's that scary ELF again. (AKA affxtionforsujux3. I don't care if you know cos it's not like you have time to cyberbully me muahaha)
You were lucky last time. Cos Alex had a gun. 
But this time, I have EUNKYULEX + Yunho. HAHAHAHA <3
I locked them in the basement. Then I hid the key. You have to find them...or something might explode...
Are you like Bruno Mars and will really catch a grenade for them? Cos I'm going to throw one. If you don't come in 20 minutes.
Until the third fanfic, goodbye. <3 
- A scary ELF, ♥
P.S: KYULEX FOR THE WIN ;D <3
Donghae:PSH! What are you talking about? Alex is right—where is she? WHAT THE HECK?! WHERE IS SHE?! WHAT DO YOU WANT?! AUTOGRAPH?! PICTURE?! A PICTURE OF ME SHIRTLESS?! WHAT?! GIVE ME MY ALEX! I DON’T CARE ABOUT YUNHO OR THE EVIL MAKNAE! GIVE ME MY BABY AND ALEX!!
Henry:…Hyung…You know that those 4 already went out to eat right?
Donghae:*doesn’t listen* OKAY, I WILL TAKE A SHIRTLESS PHOTO RIGHT NOW! JUST GIVE ME BACK MY FAMILY!!
Henry:What about your brother in law?
Donghae:WHAT?!
Henry:I mean Kyuhyun…
Donghae:KYUHYUN ISN’T!
Henry:Then what about her 2nd religion’s god?
Donghae:What? Alex only has 1 religion!
Henry: I mean Yunho…
 
Donghae oppa! Hello! Please take good care of Alex, and I wish you would allow Kyuhyun and Alex to be together.^^ SarangHAE~ And oppa, you're my bias in Super Junior. Kekeke~ I love you~(yehae511)
Donghae:I CAN’T FIND ALEX! I NEED HER!!!
Henry:Don’t worry! I’ll make sure Alex and Kyuhyun will be together! ^^
Donghae:OVER MY DEAD BODY!!
Henry:Oh that will be soon….
Donghae:WHAT?!
Henry:Nothing~
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thebesthit #1
i love this fic from the bottom of my heart <3
Sehunnie99
#2
This looks interesting~
ChrysalisFalling
#3
I just love it~ >w<
Queenka94 #4
Chapter 120: Girl, this story - is - pure - gold!~~~
♡♡♡
I've (nearly) died,
cried,
And laughed my way into insanity reading this.
Thanks for the ride, Author-nim.
Haha, I was gonna say it was too short, TT__TT but then remembered that this is one of the longest fanfics I've read. (Chapter wise). Thanks again! :D xD
iftgyu #5
omg this is amazing
apcv_123 #6
Love this story!!!
special8387 #7
Chapter 120: I love the plot. I promise. It may sound cliche but it's true.thanks for publishing your story herexD
special8387 #8
Chapter 120: Thanks author-nim for mentioning special8387. I really appreciate it.(though i know the fact that it's all an accident)