(Dorms)

“Okay Alex!” I smiled at her, she blinked, “I’m gonna teach you how to be Alex!”

“Um…Okay?” she shrugged.

We were in her room, on her bed (no y thoughts plz)

“Okay, when Siwon walks into your room shirtless, with just a towel on your waist, what do you do?!”

“U-um…Kiss him?”

“NO! YOU YELL ERT AND THEN KICK HIM WHERE IT COUNTS!”

“But! But! Donghae, isn’t that too violent?” she blinked

“YES! YES IT IS! IT IS VIOLENT! YOU HAVE TO BE VIOLENT! YOU ARE VIOLENT!” I said, shaking her shoulders,

“Well I’m sorry…” Alex said, trying to break free from my grasps

“Alright next!” I sighed, rubbing my temples, “If Kyuhyun goes into your room and asks you to shave for him, what do you do?”

“Wait…Why would Kyuhyun ask me that?!” Alex asked me, blinking innocently

“Just answer the question!” I sighed

“Um…Shave him?”

“NO! THROW THE SHAVER AT HIM AND TELL HIM TO SHAVE HIMSELF!”

“but won’t that hurt?” she tilted her head

“It’ll have the protector!” I said, pointing my index finger to the ceiling, still looking at her

“Donghae! Schedule!” Siwon (who was in a towel >:D) said, running into the room. I turned to Alex,

“What do you do?” I asked her

She looked at me and nodded, “GET OUT OF MY ROOM YOU ERT!” she said, and grabbed a roll of toilet paper (Don’t ask) and threw it at Siwon’s…*cough* Where it counts

“HOLY GENERATION!” Siwon yelled, before kneeling to the ground.

…That’ my sister all right!! >:D

“Does Alex remember now?” Siwon weakly said,

“NAHHH, I was just teaching her that”

“Aiissh” Siwon sighed, still cluching his *cough*, “She still has that strong throw!”

“Anyway, it’s 7, so we should get going to our scheduales!” I cut in, and kicked Wonnie out of the room.

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“Okay, Donghae, hide in the trunk, and help me on this date arrasso?!” Siwon asked me.

You’re probably wondering. How did this fish get into this mess? WELL! Siwon coming into Alex’s room calling me for my “Schedual” wasn’t no mistake! ;) I mean, it’s pretty funny how he had to feel pain at his *cough* …But serves him right for giving me a scar on my ! But I still can’t believe he did that xD

I was sitting in the trunk of Wonnie’s Escalade (rich kid…)

“Woah…”

“What?” I asked him,

“That’s a really tiny house”

I poked my head up, hiding behind the seats to see what Siwon was talking about…

Wow…Siwon calls that small? I call it a normal house (but of course, I am poor compared to him~)

“Donghae, get down, I’m gonna call Verni”

“Alright” I sighed, and sat back down on the seat—trunk I mean…

“Hello? Veronica? I’m here” Siwon’s voice went, then he hung up the phone.

“WAAA!! UNNIE!! DON’T LEAAVVEEE!” a 4 year old’s voice went,

“Ah, don’t worry! Unnie’ll be back” Veronica said, I poked my head up, and saw her hugging the little girl,

Ah~ Must be her niece!

I put my head back down, then Siwon’s ringtone of “Going crazy” by Kan Miyoun played (He’s a fan of her! Baby VOX FTW!!!)

“Hello?” Siwon’s voice rang,

~~~~~~~~~~~~Siwon POV~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

“Where are you?” she asked, I blinked, “I’m in the Escalade”

“Oh…” she said, and walked towards the car, and got into the passenger’s seat. I looked at what she was wearing.

 A jean skirt that went an inch or 2 above her knee with a pink aeropostal t-shirt with her short hair in pigtails. Her face was bare (but it was still a light tan!)

“Um…Siwon?” her voice came out, making me break away from my thoughts. She looked at me, “Are you gonna keep staring at my pretty face or are you gonna drive?” she joked, I blinked, and smiled.

“I’ll start driving” I said, and started the car,

“So…Where are we going?” she asked me, sounding so perky,

“How does Italian sound to you?” I asked her,

“Expensive”

“Sushi?”

“Are you going to pay?” her brow raised, I smiled,

“What kind of guy am I if I didn’t pay?” I asked her, she smiled back,

“Alright, but if it’s too much, then I’ll chip in” she sighed,

“No worries” I replied,

“Eh?”

“I won’t show you the check” I winked at her.

“Alright~ but I’m warning you…I eat a lot” she smirked

…Soooo cute >////////<

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“Siwon…This place looks expensive…” she said, “I-I mean, we’re only going to talk about Alex right?”

“Yeah, but might as well enjoy a meal right?” I asked her, and requested a table for two.

“B-but…I look kinda…Poor for this place”

“Verni, if you don’t mind me calling that, we’re pretty much wearing the same thing” I said, she looked at me, Yes, Siwon the great is wearing jeans and a grey t-shirt (the t-shirt’s pretty tight though…)

“A-Alright” she mumbled, and followed me.

We both sat down in a booth. Donghae was in the booth behind me (so that he can tell me what I do wrong)

“So Verni, was that little girl earlier your niece?” I asked her, trying to start a conversation,

“Hm? Oh, no, that was my little sister”

“W-What? So you must be the oldest you family right?”

“Nope, my I have a 2 brothers and a sister ahead of me”

“…How many siblings do you have?”

“15 and counting! We’re like an asian version of the Dugger family!”she smiled,

“Who?”

“Oh, it’s this American family that has I believe 19 kids, and counting”

“Wow, they must be…”

“Crazy? I know, but I love it how they love their kids” she smiled,

“But doesn’t it get annoying with all those siblings with you?”

“No…It’s actually nice having company rather than being alone” she smiled a little, “I mean, I really don’t like being by myself, and sure, they can be an annoyance, but I love them soo much”

“So do you get along with your brothers?”

“Kinda, sorta, they kinda get mad when I beat them in sports”

“Eh? Really?”

“Yup”

"What kind?"

"Basketball, soccer, football"

“Who taught you how to play?”

“My brothers” she giggled, I smiled,

“So you beat your teachers?”

“Yeah, it’s pretty fun seeing their faces when they lose” she smirked,

“Wow, you must be very smart” I nodded,

“Well what about you? Don’t you have any siblings?”

“Just two sisters” I sighed a little,

“What about them?”

“Well, one’s married, the other one’s a flirt”

“Eh?”

I smiled at her reaction, “Well, the edest of the two, Jiwon got married a while ago, and just had a son”

“Aww”

“And the other one…I have to play the over protective role, and watch over her since she’s so freaking pretty, and she looks defenseless –even thought she isn’t—guys hit on her often”

~~~~~~~~~~Donghae POV~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Aish, Siwon, if you were just gonna flirt with Veronica, why’d you drag me along? This is BORING!!

Ah, sleep sleep sleep~ ^--^

“Excuse me sir?”

I woke up and found a waitress staring down at me,

“Yes?”

“We’re about to close”

“W-what?”

“It’s past 11”

SIWON! HOW DARE YOU DITCH ME?! ;O;

Hm...This looked longer on microsoft.... Oh well :P next chapter, Kyulex? (maybe?)