Talking to Verni?

No Other Than These Famous Idiots!

 

Okay, it took us ALL yesterday to look for the RIGHT church that had the motto, “In the heart of Seoul with a heart for souls”

I’m NOT kidding! OVER 300!

But then Kyuhyun turned out to have this Veronica girl’s phone number, so Uki practically killed him…But Siwon was happy to have taken his little sister to sooooo SOOO many churches!

But now we’re here…It’s 1pm (AKA after church) and this girl ith short hair, wearing a knit hat, a blue blouse and a dark blue skirt is in front of me drinking starbucks.

“So you’re Alex’s brother?” she asked me, I nodded. “Aren’t you from…Oh I dunno…That… Super Sophmore thing?”

“…You mean Super Junior?”

“Yeah! Sorry! I know it has to do with Super and high school!” she said, hitting her head, “Sorry, I don’t listen to music often!”

“It’s okay, but…” I stared at her, “Okay, this is really random, but I’m curious, your Korean is pretty much perfect, so are you Korean? But you look like a white girl”

“Donghae!” Siwon elbowed my rib,

“It’s okay Siwon Oppa-nim” she looked at Siwon, then turned to me and smiled, “Yeah, my mom’s white, and my father is ½ Korean, so I’m…1/4th Korean but mostly white” she said, drinking her double chocolate chip frappachina (AKA something that a child should never have unless you want the poor thing to be bouncing from wall to wall)

“Ohh, okay” I nodded, “Anyways, can you help Alex?”

She suddenly stopped drinking her drink.

“WHAT. ABOUT. ALEX” she glared at me, “What did you people do to my innocent Alex!?” she asked us, Siwon, and I gulped,

“It’s just that…Alex was in a car accident and she just seems to have amnesia”

“EH?!”

“I know, it’s suprising…But…We were wondering if you…Could help us…You know?” Siwon smiled at her…Wait…That looks like a genuine Siwon smile!

“Of course I’ll help! Now? I’ll do it in a heartbeat!” she said, hitting her palm with her fist

“Okay…How about…Tonight we talk about what happened to Alex, and I’ll tell you about what happened during her stay here” Siwon continued

“Why can’t we do it now?”

“Because We have a schedual soon” I lied to help Siwon,

“Ohh…Okay, so where do we meet?” she asked, sounding anxious to help

“Well, it’s probably gonna be just you and Siwon since I’ll be busy with a schedule, so…Siwon?” I asked looking at him, he smirked then looked at her,

“How about olive garden?” Siwon smiled

“Um…That sounds kinda…expensive…” she bit her lip

“How is that expensive?"

Well Siwon, if you were born poor (like me!) you would understand! But sigh! You were born with a silver spoon in your mouth!

"It's like... $20 a person pretty much" she blinked, "I'm not use to fancy places"

"I'll pay"

“But still…”

“Then where do you wanna eat?” Siwon asked her, she thought for a bit,

“To be honest, anywhere that doesn’t sound expensive”

“Hmm…” Siwon thought, then smiled, “How about I pick you up?”

She blinked, “Sure” she said, and grabbed a pen and paper from her purse and wrote down her address, giving it to Siwon.

"I'll be there at 7" Siwom smiled

“Ah, Hyung, we have a schedule from the manager!” I said, Siwon looked at me, and nodded, “It was nice meeting you Veronica” I gave her a small bow, she smiled, and we both left.

When we got into Siwon’s car, I elbowed his rib, “So I see you’re flirting with Alex’s friend” I smirked, making my eyebrows dance (WOOT! Hae brows!!)

Siwon smiled, “Well I might as well ask her out! I mean, seriously! Where can I find a normal girl who knows Korean, who’s Christian, who’s modest, who doesn’t treat me like a celebrity…Plus…”

“Well, she doesn’t look like a Korean celebrity though” I added to see how Siwon would react,

“Well… Who cares? I mean, Kyuhyun likes Alex, and she doesn’t look like a Korean celebrity”

“Yeah yea, she does—KYUHYUN LIKES WHO?!” I yelled, causing Siwon to jump, not being able to put the keys in the ignition,

Siwon turned to look at me with a confused expression, “Hae, didn’t you see when Kyuhyun punched me at the club, calling Alex ‘HIS’?” he asked, and put the kets in the ignition and started the car

“WHAT?!” I yelped, while he was backing the car

“But Donghae, before you go all crazy, I really think the maknae is in love with her. Like… L-O-V-E! How long have you seen Kyuhyun play starcraft when Alex’s around?!” he asked me, and started to get on the road

“…”

I am going to KILL that evil maknae!

“Don’t kill the evil maknae” Siwon sighed,

“And why shouldn’t I?” I huffed, crossing my arms,

“Look, did I kill you when you use to date Uki?”

“Yes”

“Well you aren’t dead”

“Do you want me to show you the scar you have me from a few years back?” I asked him, and started to unbuckle my pants,

“That’s fine, no need” Siwon said, putting one hand up to tell me to “Stop”

“Aish, it’s your fault for getting me in the shower!”

“I’m sorry! My baby girl was crying! I have an anger issue that when I get mad, I black out!” he shrugged. “I mean, as much as I love Jessica…you shouldn’t have dated her after you dated me sis!”

“Welp, there’s a good reason why I have Alex! Once Jessica broke my heart, Alex gave her nightmares for a month about cucumbers” I laughed, Siwon looked at me with his brow raised,

“She did what?”

“Well, when Jessica and I broke up, she thought that Jessica cheated on me—SO she dressed up as the grudge every night and went to the SNSD dorms whispering to Jessi’s ear that cucunmbers will kill her since she broke the east sea’s heart…So yeah…That’s why Jessica has an abnormal hatred and fear for cucumbers” I sighed, “But back to the main subject! Tell me, why are you asking out Veronica again?” I asked him oh so innocently,

“Cause I want to” Siwon smirked, “Anyway, how are we gonna make Alex remember all her memories?”

“Teach her how to be Alex” I simply said,

“Eh? How?” he asked me, I smirked,

“I know ways” I smiled evily,

“Okay…But…Can you help me out on this date?”

“If you do one thing for me” I started to rub my hands. Siwon stopped the car at a stoplight...

"....It's gonna involve me isn't it?"

"You know me soo well"

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thebesthit #1
i love this fic from the bottom of my heart <3
Sehunnie99
#2
This looks interesting~
ChrysalisFalling
#3
I just love it~ >w<
Queenka94 #4
Chapter 120: Girl, this story - is - pure - gold!~~~
♡♡♡
I've (nearly) died,
cried,
And laughed my way into insanity reading this.
Thanks for the ride, Author-nim.
Haha, I was gonna say it was too short, TT__TT but then remembered that this is one of the longest fanfics I've read. (Chapter wise). Thanks again! :D xD
iftgyu #5
omg this is amazing
apcv_123 #6
Love this story!!!
special8387 #7
Chapter 120: I love the plot. I promise. It may sound cliche but it's true.thanks for publishing your story herexD
special8387 #8
Chapter 120: Thanks author-nim for mentioning special8387. I really appreciate it.(though i know the fact that it's all an accident)