~~Alex POV~~

“And that’s what happened” Henry finished

Welp, Henry and I just finished explaining to Kangin the time where I had to pretend to be Donghae, and that one time where I “ually harassed” him. Of course, he was talking through skype which made it a bit difficult to say.

“Wow… you two are a strange couple” Kangin said,

“It’s because of the CANADIAN who MADE my BROTHER ask to TURN ME into a GUY” I said,

“Hey! IT’s for your own safety! Think how many girls would kill you if they found out a GIRL was living with Super Junior!”

“Well it’s embarrassing when guys randomly walk into your room with just a towel around their waist! Besides! Some of them might think I’m a girl because of my” I pointed to my chest,

“It’s not like you have anything up there” Kangin mumbled,

“YAH! I DO TOO!”

“He’s right, you don’t really have much” I could hear Henry mumble,

“H-HEY!” I whined,

“A lot of guys find girls being small good” Kangin said,

“Liar” I mumbled,

“No seriously!” Kangin said and grabbed my shoulder, “Don’t you find her attractive?”

Ok, I know what you’re thinking, “This is an awkward conversation…” but to be honest, it’s like talking to 2 gay people. Well, not gay, but you know how you feel that you can talk to gay people about girl things and they don’t find it awkward? (well, I’ve never really met a guy person before but I guess it’s something like that)

It’s exactly the situation here!

AISH!

~~Donghae POV~~

“Man! I can’t believe I flirted with that girl!” Sungmin complained,

“You… FLIRTED WITH HER?” I stared at him,

“She looked like she had A LOT of make-up on” Yesung sighed, “Is she ugly or something?”

“No! SHE’S THE CUTEST GIRL IN THE WORLD!” I said,

“Yeah, she was kinda hot” Sungmin said,

One day, when I’m stronger than Sungmin, I’m going to kill him for saying that.

“And how would you know? She had so much make-up on!” Leeteuk sighed,

“Well, the way she talked without acting cute was really attractive… and she was just talking normally to! She wasn’t flirting, acting hard to get or anything- which is surprising for someone her age”

He. Called. Her. ATTRACTIVE

Sungmin… I’m seriously going to KILL you

“She wasn’t those HUGE monsters you know what I mean?” he added hitting his chest, “She was so cute”

“And you were staring at her?” I asked him,

“I was too, but I didn’t talk to her” Leeteuk said, “She actually had meat on her bones! We know she’s not anorexic unlike most girls now days” he sighed,

Um… so… I don’t understand him….

The door opened, and Kyuhyun came back in, then, before I knew it, ALL the members surrounded him,

“Kyuhyun! What the heck did that girl do to you?” Shindong asked,

“Nothing” he mumbled,

“Then where did you go?” Leeteuk asked him,

“I was locked in a closet for a few hours” he said,

“How?” I asked him,

“Well, I was in some room, I think it was the closet, and then someone closed it, and I was stuck in there for a LONG while”

“How did you get out?” Sungmin asked,

“Someone opened the door for me”

“Then where’s the girl? Alex?” I asked him,

“She had to go home”

…Why does that sound like a lie? Because if she really went home… she would had told me….

~~Alex POV~~

“Kangin’s asleep!” I smirked,

“I can hear you” he mumbled,

Welp, I’m in my room… and we’re on my bed…

NO WE DIDN’T’ DO THAT! DO NOT THINK WITH YOUR ERTED MIND!

I jumped on my bed, lying down, and then Kangin joined me and somehow… We ended sleeping for a bit, and I woke up with him hugging my waist….

“O-Oppa…” I said trying to push him away,

“Stay… You’re warm” he said (but he sounded asleep…)

Aish! I feel like I’m a little girl and daddy’s hugging me….

Of course Kangin is snoring….

REALLY LOUD…..

AISH! How am I suppose to sleep?

Hm… well, he’s leaving for the army soon…

Try to handle this for a little bit Alex!

Fighting!!

“WE’RE HOME!” I heard one of the members yell,

“Kangin-ah!” another one yelled, “Oh.. not here”

“Wait! Where’s Alex?” Donghae yelled,

Ok, pretend to fall asleep!

He jerked the door open to my room,

“KAN.GIN!” I heard him yell,

I pretended to wake up, you know, the ususal? Grumble, open your eyes, sit on the bed, rub your eyes, then look at Donghae.

“Oh, Donghae… What are you doing here?” I asked,

“W-W-W-W-W-HAT ARE Y-Y-Y-Y-YOU DOING SLEEEPING WITH HIIIMMMM?!!?!?!?” he asked,

“SHH!” I ‘shh’ed him,

He whispered, “YOU SLEPT WITH HIM?!”

“What are you talking about?” I asked

“WHAT’S KANGIN DOING IN YOUR BED?! DID YOU TWO H-HH—H-H-H—H-HAVE”

“Oppa!” I cut him off, “I’m still innocent!”

“T-then why is your hair so messy?! Why are there clothing on the ground?”

“Donghae, those are my clothes, and if you can see, we’re still wearing clothes!” I said, Donghae walked up to me, and felt my back, and sighed in relief

“Ok, it’s still there” he sighed,

“… Were you… feeling my bra?” I glared at him,

“Well I was making sure if you two had IT or not!” Donghae whispered,

I sighed,

“Come on,” he said, and grabbed my wrist,

“What?” I said, sounding pretty pissed,

“We’re going to my room” he said,

“Why can’t I stay here?” I whined,

Kangin snorted,

“That’s why” he pointed to Kangin and pulled me off of my bed,

“Donghae~~” I whined

“I only have 5 hours of sleep left” he said, I looked at the time, it was already 4 in the morning!

“O-Ok….”

Aish! Donghae~ I love you, but you protect your sister to much….

~*~

The next day came so fast…

I stared at Kangin, and the hundreds of ELFs that were sitting in the ground….

I can’t believe it… Kangin’s leaving…

“When I’ll come back, I’ll be a better man!” Kangin yelled out to the ELFs that were sitting down,

We walked to him to the station, and everyone of the members stared at him with teary eyes,

“Aish! I can’t believe you’re leaving before me” Teukie said hugging Kangin,

“Don’t worry wifey” Kangin patted Teukie’s head,

“Hyung-nim” I said, and came up to him and gave him a hug,

“Aish, I’m seriously going to miss you” he said and gave me a hug back,

“Stupid Kangin” I whispered,

"Fine, I won't tell you who's really in the music video"

"What?! Who?!"

"Not telling"

"Who? Can you give me a hint?"

"Hm..."

"It's Hae-Ni isn't it?" I sighed,

"The girl's really pretty, but she's a player"

"Hae-Ni's really pretty, and she probably has a BILLION guys following her" I said,

"Stupid..."

"HEY! EVIL BEAR!"

“Love you too~” he joked,

“ALL MEN WHO ARE GOING IN THE ARMY, PLEASE BOARDER THE BUS NOW” a man in camoflauge yelled,

I looked at all the members who had even teary-er eyes, they gathered around Kangin, hugged him, and saying along these lines,

“Fighting”

“I love you”

“Aish! The raccoon us leaving”

Kangin smiled, and said one line,

“For a short while goodbye, it’s only a short journey”

Some of the members laughed as if it was a joke, but I didn’t get it…

Then… he was gone…

Two years… Two… Long… Years….

I hope he comes back soon….

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Ugg.... sorry that this chapter is REALLY WIERD and stuff... i haven't thought of anything good (Ugg, brain is fried!!)

So much studying and then on Wendsday i'm going to have to sell $800 worth of candy for school in 4 days! Considering what America's econemy is... i wonder if anyone would spend $2 on candy...

ANYWHO!

I'm sorry this chapterr is wierd, and that Kangin didn't have a chance to show himself very much in the series, but i hope you ppl will forgive me!! ;w; but don't worry! original stuff will happen soon! if you want to know what's going to happen, here's a hint, "Battle in wally world" :D

oh, and i might not update since i barely even have the next chapter done! sorry ;w; plus i'm sick, so it might take even longer... SORRY!!! ;w;