Coffee with Verni

No Other Than These Famous Idiots!

 

~~~~~~~Kyuhyun POV~~~~~~~~~

I stormed out of the dorm, frustrated and angry. GAH! THIS IS DRIVING ME NUTS! WHY DID I HAVE TO MAKE HER CRY?! I walked into the elevator to see a girl with short brown hair, a newsboy cap, wearing a purple v-neck shirt with a white undershirt, and a long brown skirt…who would wear a skirt at this time of year?

Anywho! I walked into the elevator, and rested my head against the wall.

Ok, I have to admit, I’m probably the biggest idiot in the world for EVER keeping me knowing a secret but… I never had a good chance to tell her!

Gah! Why am I so freaking pissed?! Why!

Alex Lee! You’re driving me crazy!

“Alex?”

Crap… I turned my head to see the American-asian girl staring at me,

“Uh…”

“Ah! Are you Alex’s roommate?” she asked me, I blinked,

“Um…”

“I’m her friend from America” she smiled, nice to meet you” she extended out a hand,

“Do you…not know who I am?”

She blinked, “Am I suppose to know?”

Wow, she doesn’t know who I am? That’s the first. I smiled at her a bit, “I’m Cho Kyuhyun,”

“Ah! The one from Super Senior?”

….Senior?

“Junior, Super Junior”

“Ah! Sorry! I knew it had to do something with High school” she awkwardly laughed,

“Anyway, do you know Alex?”

“My aunty and I let her stay at our place when she was an exchange student”

“Can you describe what she looks like?”

“…Why?”

“Because I have stalkers who will do anything to get close to me, so I’m just making sure”

“Oh… Okay, well she has brown hair, it use to be long, but then it was cut short since my cousin put gum in her hair. She has brownish, greenish eyes. She used to be fat, but she’s lost weight the last time I saw her, she has huge nerdy black glasses… and… Oh! And she has the chubbiest cheeks in the world!” the girl laughed,

“Anything you know about her?”

“um… She has two brothers, one named Donghwa, and the other one Aiden”

“Any weird habits?” I continued, she just looked at me funny, “Trust me when I say this, but I have thousands of stalkers”

“Oh… Okay? Well… Whenever she eats a tiny cutie orange or a mandarin, she never peels the entire thing completely, instead she leaves most of the orange in the peel, and pulls the orange slice by slice out”

Hmm…. That sounds like Alex….

“Also, when she’s cooking, she always has to sing some song to keep her entertained or else she might yell at the vegetables”

Hmm….

“Also, whenever she’s at a store like walmart, and has a cart with her, she sometimes makes screeching noises with her cart. I guess she does it out of habit, since whenever she does it, I always start laughing, and she just gives me that ‘what?’ face. Also! She always eats something spicy when she's happy”

Yup, that’s Alex alright

 “AND! She’s innocent but with a temper!”

Not anymore….

“Okay, I guess you really do know Alex” I laughed,

“So? Has she been doing well here?” she asked me, then the elevator door opened up, I walked out of the elevator, she followed,

“She’s been healthy, but she’s been heartbroken at times…”

“Eh? She’s dating again?”

“What do you mean by again?”

“Ah… I probably shouldn’t tell you…”

“I’ll tell her who the new person that she was dating is, if you tell me who she was dating” I smirked,

“I dunno….”

“I’ll tell you everything that Alex did in Korea”

“And I care why?”

“Oh, I guess her friend doesn’t care that she got beat up by billions of girls until she was uncounsious—oops!”

"She....got...WHAT?!"

~~~~~~~~~~~’

“EH?! HER BROTHER—” Veronica yelled,

“SHH!” I said shushing her and fixing my hat,

Well, I'm in a coffee shop with Alex's friend from America, Veronica. And well...I just told her what Donghae tells her whenever Alex is with a guy... Also, I told her about the ELFs who beat you up on the 2nd day she was in Korea! Haha, not fun when the waiter just came in with HOT coffee, and Verni stood up, and yelled, "SANTA'S HELPERS DID WHAT?!" and somehow making the waiter spill the coffee on Verni herself. Haha, NOT a fun sight! Oh well, at least Verni is nice haha...

“But her brother? I mean… I thought I was over protective! But how can he NOT let her date?!” she huffed,

My brow shot up, “So, you were overprotective of her?”

“Yeah! She was like a baby! How can I not feel overprotective over her?! Plus she’s the cutest thing on earth! And she’s not gorgeous!”

“…What’s the difference…”

“Her cuteness is like a cute baby way, not the annoying model or Korean celebrity way! It’s so cute! Plus it’s fun pinching her cheeks till she gets pissed off and tackles me” she laughed,

“That’s true, she does have a short temper” I laughed, “But who did she date back in America?” I continued, she blinked, then sighed,

“Kihun…”

“What?”

“Well, Kihun fell head first for the poor girl, and would give her flowers in front of our dorm every single day. She didn’t really want to date, but I talked to her into it…” she sighed, “I really regret it”

“He cheated on her?” I asked her,

“Well… Yeah…”

“Can you tell me why?”

“Well, for some reason, Alex never let the guy kiss her other than on the cheek, so I guess that could be one reason…” Vernica shrugged,

“Oh….”

“Now tell me who she dated in Korea” she replied drinking coffee,

“Well, er, she’s known this guy for a few years already, but he moved to China. When they met for the first time, they admitted to liking each other. Then after that, they started dating in secret from her brother. She visited him in China for about a month, but for some reason, why she got home, they broke up”

“Eh? Why?”

“I dunno, I was too tired to listen to her heartbreaking conversation with her brother”

“Gah! My poor Alex!”

“Also, she’s still sad about it. Since my room’s next to her, I always hear her crying”

“Aww!”

“But she stopped when she met her favorite celebrity” I rolled my eyes,

“Who is he?”

“Yunho”

“Who?”

“Muscular, about this high, tan skin”

“Has a piercings in the ears?”

“Yup”

“Aish!” she sighed in frustration, I drank my coffee,

“Excuse me for a bit” I said, and walked away towards the restroom.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~’

After I came back, I noticed she was talking to the phone,

“Who are you talking to?” I asked her, her eyes widened, as she mouthed, “Alex”

“What? Kyuhyun? Who’s he?” she laughed uncomfortably, “Anyway, I gotta go! Bye!” she said and hung up her flip phone.

I sat down on the chair, she drank her coffee again,

“So… Um.., I’m really curious, but what does Alex look for in a guy?”

Her brow shot up, as she kept on drinking her coffee, “I’m sorry?”

“I know it sounds weird, but I’m curious…She’s been dating jerks, and it always leads to heartbreak. So…What does she look for in a guy?”

Veronica thought for a bit, “Hm…She wants a guy that’ll protect her”

“Then—”

“It’s cause back then, Kihun use to be nice”

“Okay, now continue”

“She wants a guy to stand up to her, a guy that’ll always be there for you… She doesn’t care about looks since beauty never lasts forever. And…That’s pretty much it”

“That’s it?”

“Yeah, pretty much” she shrugged, and drank her coffee, "But... Do you....Like Alex?" she asked me, 

"W-what?"

"Well, a normal person wouldn't usually ask a person that..."

"N-no, it's..."

"Don't worry, I'll help you if you want" she smirked,

"What?"

"I don't mind, it's fun playing match maker, and you and my baby Alex look cute together"

"What?"

"Here" she finally sighed, and grabbed a piece of paper from her purse, and wrote down digits, "If you ever need me to help you, I'm willing to help you. So don't be afraid to ask. I can tell that you probably have the hots for Alex" she smirked

My jaw dropped. But before I could say anything my phone rang, I checked it, crap… got a schedual…

~~~~~~~Alex POV~~~~~~~~

….WHY THE HECK IS KYUHYUN WITH VERNI?! THIS MAKES NO SENSE! GAH!

“Alex, are you okay?” Yunho asked me, I blushed, and nodded,

“I’m just going to go to sleep” I simply replied, and laid down on my bed.

“Aw, that’s no fun” he pouted cutely <3

“Sorry oppa, I’m just really tired” I faked a yawn,

“Are you?” he asked leaning closer to me, I blushed

“Y-yeah oppa… I-i’m really tired, and pissed out, so s-see you” I said,

“Alright” he said, still sitting on my bed. He closed the lights, but was still on my bed….

Aww, Yunho sure likes taking care of people! Either that or he loves his fan! Wait... No... Gah, I'm just going to kill him later for calling my friend a stalker!

~~~~~~~~Donghae~~~~~~~~~~~~

Gah! Finally home! I seriously hate all these end of year scheduales! It’s SUPER annoying! I mean seriously! GAHHH!!

I just need to see my little sister’s face, and…

HOLY SPOON! WHY IS YUNHO WITH HER?! O__________o

He’s like… Staring….and…. Omo, is he Alex’s stalker?!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~'

Alex: *cough* *cough* 
Kyuhyun: Do you need medicine? O__O"
Alex: *Cough* *Cough*
Henry: Alex?! Are you okay?
Alex: *COUGH* *COUGH!*
Donghae: MY BABY SISTER?! WHAT'S WRONG?!!?!?!?!!?
Alex: *COUGH* *COUGH*
Yunho: Alex, are you okay?
Alex: Oppa... You're the only one who noticed *fake tears* Why is it that everyone here ignores me but you?! *pouts*
Yunho: Yah! Why did you ignore her when she's coughing her guts out?!
Alex: Yunho Oppa, will you take care of me? *uses Aegyo*
Yunho: Sure, since i'm the ONLY one who cares! *glares at the 3*
Kyuhyun Henry and Donghae: O____O" *thinking*  that fangirl....
Haha, it was soo funny seeing all your comments going "NOO! IS VERNI GONNA FALL FOR KYUHYUN?!" xD oh plz! Kaka! But....Is it me or are the comments getting less and less....Where are my other commenters???? ;w;

 

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thebesthit #1
i love this fic from the bottom of my heart <3
Sehunnie99
#2
This looks interesting~
ChrysalisFalling
#3
I just love it~ >w<
Queenka94 #4
Chapter 120: Girl, this story - is - pure - gold!~~~
♡♡♡
I've (nearly) died,
cried,
And laughed my way into insanity reading this.
Thanks for the ride, Author-nim.
Haha, I was gonna say it was too short, TT__TT but then remembered that this is one of the longest fanfics I've read. (Chapter wise). Thanks again! :D xD
iftgyu #5
omg this is amazing
apcv_123 #6
Love this story!!!
special8387 #7
Chapter 120: I love the plot. I promise. It may sound cliche but it's true.thanks for publishing your story herexD
special8387 #8
Chapter 120: Thanks author-nim for mentioning special8387. I really appreciate it.(though i know the fact that it's all an accident)