AIISSHHH! SERIOUSLY?!

No Other Than These Famous Idiots!

 

~~Donghae POV~~

Crap… WHERE’S MY LITTLE SISTER?!

I want my little sister here!

Where is she?!

IS SHE GETTING RAPPED BY KYUHYUN?!

Where is she?

“KYUHYUN!” I heard Yesung yell,

I turned around and saw Kyuhyun getting surrounded by the members,

Where’s my baby sister?

I walked towards Kyuhyun,

“KYUHYUN-AH! WHERE WERE YOU?!” Leeteuk yelled,

“DO YOU KNOW HOW WORRIED I WAS?!”  Ryeowook yelled,

“Did you go home just to see my turtle?”

Yeah…. I think that should be obvious (if not! It’s Yesung!!)

“Kyu-” I started

“Kyuhyun!” the PD yelled,

Great~

“Yes PD-nim?” Kyuhyun turned around,

“I need to talk to you” he said, and took Kyuhyun away from me….

No~~~

Alex? Are you ok?!

~~Alex POV~~

“Kangin~” I sang poking his cheek,

He’s so fat! Haha, it’s so cute!

He somehow fell sleep on my lap, we were watching a movie, and somehow… SOMEHOW he fell asleep on my lap! It’s just so cute!

“Meh~ Let me sleep” he mumbled,

“Oppa, wake up” I whispered, and then remembered our previous converasation,

“Later”

“Do it, or I’ll be a player for you too” I whispered,

“How?” he moaned (NOT LIKE THAT! If you thought it that way, you’re a )

I leaned in and kissed his cheek. His eyes, opened slightly, then closed again,

“I Don’t care” he murmured,

“So if I randomly took my shirt off, you wouldn’t care?”

“You’re flat anyways, it’s not like it’ll be a sight”

“WHAT?!” I hit him, “Oppa!”

That’s so mean! I’m not that flat! I’m just a A! But I can fit (kinda… sorta..ish… ok barely) into a B! (Don’t blame me! I’m asian! Plus I’m not overweight which makes them look kinda sorta-ish big)

“What?!” Kangin retorted, proably tired of me hitting him.

“THAT’S SOOO MEAN!!” I whined and kept on hitting him,

“Stop it” he got up,

“Oppa! I’m not flat!” I whined even more, I know it sounds weird, but my woman hood is on the line!

“Aish” he sighed, “If you’re that concerned than just show me! Or leave it alone”

“Oppa!” I said, how am I suppose to show him?

“See? So it doesn’t really-”

I suddenly hugged him,

I’ve already had a bad day! First! I didn’t get the stupid music video shoot because of the stupid PD and Hae-Ni!

AND NOW HE’S CALLING ME FLAT!

~~Kangin~~

She’s hugging me.

HUGGING. ME.

But she’s so cute! I feel like I’m hugging a 12 year old! Except she’s tall…. Well, not as tall as me though, and has some (but barely) some cleavage. Her face was the funniest thing in the world! IT was like >///< haha! It’s so cute!

“O-O-Oppa! I’m not flat am i?” she nervously asked,

She seriously has NO brains! If she had done this to someone else, they would had her!

“Yeah you are” I teased, let’s see how far she goes,

“W-what!? H-Hyung-pa!” she stuttered,

“So no wonder why guys keep on kissing you! You’re such a little flirt! I thought you were in love with Henry”

“Hyung-pa!”

“So, have you done this to Henry before?” I asked,

“….”

What? She has?! No way! I was just teasing her!

“I-I didn’t mean to!” she blushed,

“What did you two do?” my brow raised up on it’s own

“U-um… W-well, when I was pretending to be Donghae, Henry gave me this plastic thingy to wrap it around my chest… and it was small on me, so I wouldn’t zip it up… and so.. he came in and…” she blushed, but I didn’t get it…

“WAIT! So what’s the main point?”

“I had to wrap the plastic thing around my bare body… A-and…. I couldn’t do it all the way so Henry came in and saw my bare-”

“CHEST?!”

“N-NO!! BACK!!”

“YOUR BUM?!”

“NO! MY !” she said pointing to her back,

Aiishh, this is going to be a long night full of explainations....

~~Kyuhyun POV~~

WHAT. THE. HECK?!

I seriously hate the NEW PD! I like the one from Bonamana!

“Look, we already finished the filming with Hae-ni, so it’d be useless for you to tell them about Alex” he said,

“But PD-nim!” I started, “Alex saved my life! Don’t you think she deserves something?”

“You should know by now that life isn’t fair” he said and walked away!

That stupid PD.

Sigh….

I walked back in the dressing room with my hyungs gathered all around me….

“Kyuhuyn-ah! What happened?!” Yesung asked,

“AISH! Do you know how worried we were?” Heechul complained,

“Don’t every scare me like that again” Sungmin gave me the death glare,

“I got sick and went to the hospital” I said and walked away….

I’m sorry Alex~ But I’ll try to get you in the Music Video!

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Hey guys!! it's your favorite unnie/dongsaeng again!! hehe, i love it how you ppl were getting mad at me for not updating! But u know i love you ppl RIGHT?! Today's a special day here in the USA!  It's OCT. 15!! :D HAPPY BIRTHDAY DONGHAE! (But Henry was better haha)

ANywho! Sorry for not updating/reply/telling anyone that i wasn't updating! It's because of school and because of stupid bio!

Good news is that i lied to my friend (who's an ELF) that my guy friend's (who's 1/4 korean) korean name is Kyuhyun.... AND SHE BELIEVED IT!!! haha, my unnie is soo cute XD

anywho, i'm TRYING real hard to update every 3 days!! so... FIGHTIN!! Sorry! no pic today!! 

But here's something from Alex,

Alex: *checks date* oh.... *bluntly* happy birthday Hae~

Donghae: That's ALL i get?!

Alex: Love you? *makes a heard with hand*

Donghae: .... I LOVE YOU TOO!!

Alex: Crap... Here comes the hugging...

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thebesthit #1
i love this fic from the bottom of my heart <3
Sehunnie99
#2
This looks interesting~
ChrysalisFalling
#3
I just love it~ >w<
Queenka94 #4
Chapter 120: Girl, this story - is - pure - gold!~~~
♡♡♡
I've (nearly) died,
cried,
And laughed my way into insanity reading this.
Thanks for the ride, Author-nim.
Haha, I was gonna say it was too short, TT__TT but then remembered that this is one of the longest fanfics I've read. (Chapter wise). Thanks again! :D xD
iftgyu #5
omg this is amazing
apcv_123 #6
Love this story!!!
special8387 #7
Chapter 120: I love the plot. I promise. It may sound cliche but it's true.thanks for publishing your story herexD
special8387 #8
Chapter 120: Thanks author-nim for mentioning special8387. I really appreciate it.(though i know the fact that it's all an accident)