Hospital?

No Other Than These Famous Idiots!

 

“Ok, God, please don’t let me kill anyone!” I prayed,  and stared at the wheel

Crap! I’m going to kill someone!

“Alex!” Siwon yelled, running towards me,

“What?” I yelled

“What are you in that car?!” he asked,

“Hospital!” I panicked, and gulped

I’m gonna drive,

I heard the door open,

“What are you doing with Kyuhyun?!” he asked,

“He passed out!” I yelled, and pressed the pedal,

“WOAH!” he yelled,

“HANG ON!” I yelled (while driving)

AIISHHH! I AT DRIVING WHEN I’M PANICKING!!

Well, here it is! The asian stereotype that asian’s can’t drive!

~**~

“YOU’RE DRIVING ON THE WRONG SIDE!” Siwon yelled,

“HOLY CRAP!” I yelled, and swerved the car

I almost got hit by a truck! Ok, well I almost hit the truck…

“WHERE’S THE NEAREST HOSPITAL!?” I yelled,

“GET ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE ROAD FIRST!” he yelled,

“ALRIGHT! STOP YELLING AT ME!”

“WELL DRIVE RIGHT!”

“Mommy Teukie…. I thought the police took your license away” Kyuhyun mumbled,

“WHAT?!” I yelled, and I swerved the car again,

“STOP TALKING AND DRIVE!” Siwon yelled,

I really wanna cry right now! I’m driving like a maniac! Why am I so dumb?! Why didn’t I take a cab?!

~**~

We finally got to the hospital (somehow….) and Kyuhyun was lying on the bed, with tubes running down his arms….I looked over at Siwon who was yelling at his phone,

“PD-NIM! SHE GOT KYUHYUN TO THE HOSPITAL! WHY CAN’T YOU JUST LET HER HAVE THE *beep*ING JOB?!” Siwon yelled,

I sighed, and returned my gaze back at Kyuhyun. Poor thing…. It’s because he’s been over worked soon after a surgery (even though it was an ear surgery, it’s still a surgery) also, he’s been drinking, which isn’t good…. Also, he’s been having at least 6 cups of coffee just to stay awake….

Why is SM overworking him?

Aish! It’s only been a month since his sugery, but SM has been making him work since… well… one week right after his surgery!

Why isn’t he stopping to rest more?

 “Stupid Kyu” I mumbled,

“Why am I stupid?” he asked,

I paused for a bit… I thought he was asleep… CRAP! WHAT DO I DO?! PANICK!

“Nothing” I mumbled, and looked away,

I could hear him getting up, then he touched my shoulder,

“Why am I an idiot?” he asked,

“No reason” I lied, “I was thinking about something”

“That I’m stupid?” he questioned,

“No! The American alphabet! You know how Q looks so weird? It’s like an O with a little line” I lied,

Gosh, every since I got to Korea, my lies are getting terrible…

“Is that so….” He mumbled,

He believed it?

Aish! Koreans are sooo easy to fool! (mwahahahaha) hm…. I wonder why I didn’t get away with any of my lies when I was little?

“Alex” Siwon’s voice came in,

“Yeah?” I got up, he motioned me to come outside. I obeyed, and I could feel Kyuhyun staring at me when I was walking out.

~**~

“What?” my eyes widened,

“Yeah,” he sighed,

That stupid evil PD!

HE said that he won’t stop shooting that he’ll just continue with Haemi! And in the end, Super Junior would chose who would be in the MV!

What the beep?!

~*Donghae POV*~

“Has anyone seen Kyuhyun?” Yesung asked,

“No” everyone else replied,

“What about that girl, Alex?” he asked again,

“I dunno” Sungmin sighed,

Wait… WHERE IS MY SISTER?!

“I saw here driving off with Kyuhyun” the PD said, “He was unconscious, and she was speeding off”

“YOU MEAN SHE KIDDNAPPED HIM?!” Yesung gasped,

“NO WAY! SHE WOULD NEVER DO THAT!” I yelled,

“From what I saw, I think she knocked him out” the PD said,

What the heck?! MY little sister would never do that!

“I don’t think she should be in the MV anymore” the PD said, “She cause so much trouble already”

I looked around, and… Are the members agreeing with this?!

What the heck is going on?!

What should I do?!

Wait…

THAT’S IT! Call her!

Ok, now to call her…

Ring ring……

“Hello?”

Wait… that isn’t Alex’s voice,

“Yes, who is this?” I asked,

“Oh, this is a staff member. Are you Lee Donghae?”

Crap… Where is she?!

~*~

Before I knew it, we had to do the dancing part of the MV; however, Siwon and Kyuhyun weren’t here….

Siwon is understandable since he has a drama to do…

BUT WHERE IS KYUHYUN?!

It’s been hours, and they’re still not back!

~~**~~

(Alex POV)

“Alright, he can go” the doctor said,

Alright! Finally!

“Kyuhyun! Let’s hurry back!” I said,

“Why? It’s already… three in the morning”

“WHAT?!” I yelled,

“Shh! What I meant was, you go home, I’ll go back” he said,

“A-are you sure?!” I questioned,

He nodded, “I’ll be fine” he smiled,

For 3 minutes, I kept on saying ,”No! I gotta clear this up with the members!” and he was like, “No, it’s ok, I’ll do it”

AISHH!!

And he won!

Curse it!

“Do you want to walk you back home?” he asked, I shook my head, I don’t want him to know that I live with him!

~*~

I walked into the dorm,

“Oh! Alex~” Kangin said, then looked at what I was wearing and gave a whisle, “Someone looks like a girl today”

I gave a small laugh, and then fell into Kangin’s chest,

“What cha doin?” he asked,

“Oppa, I’m tired” I sighed,

“Oh? You’re calling me oppa? Not hyung?”

“Well, I wanted to say it after a long time” I stretched,

“Really?” Kangin smiled,

“Kangin” I said,

“What?”

“Do you really have to leave for the army so soon?” I questioned, “What if you die?”

“Don’t worry about it! I’m only in the army! And it’s only a conflict between North Korea!”

“So… in two years… you’ll be 100% alive?” I asked,

“Yup!” he smiled and hugged my neck,

“Hyung-pa… promise?” I asked,

“Hyung-pa?”

“It’s a new word I made up” I smiled,

“Aigo, you’re too cute” Kangin smiled and pinched my cheeks,

“Thanks hyung-pa”

“Even though you are a player”

“What?”

“Well, ever since I came here, I saw you make out with a few of the members….” He said,

“WHAT?!”

“Like, Hangeng, Henry and Kyuhyun!” he said, “It’s like… Super Junior M! Maybe Ryeowook, Zhou Mi, and Siwon are next!”

“Ok! I have a good explaination for this people! One. Hangeng was the one who kissed me! I didn’t! Next, Kyuhyun was drunk and almost me if Yesung wasn’t there to save me! And three… Ok, I kissed Henry, but who cares? I only kissed ONE guy! And I wouldn’t kiss Siwon! We barely know each other nor have feelings for each other! And Ryeowook and I argue a lot about who would cook! And I don’t know a guy named Zhou mi! I never even met him!”

“Eh~ So then I guess you’re REALLY a magnet to men aren’t you” he winked

“S-shut up!” I blushed,

“Admit it~ I bet guys here are going gay for you”

“You’re weird you know that?” I mumbled,

“I know!” Kangin laughed, “Oh, and I heard that there was a competition between you and some girl to get the part of No other! Did you win?”

“…”

“?”

“I left halfway…” I sighed

Aish… I probably won’t get the part for no other…. I guess…. Hae-Ni won…..

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I AM GOING TO DIE. I hate studying for biology! *sigh* oh well...

Also...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HENRY LAU!!

WO AI NI!! SARANGHAE! I LOVE YOU!! (<---- probably the only one he'll understand haha)

Also, it's my cousin (Joesph's) birthday! he just turned 3!! he's so cute! but his birthday is acually on the 15th (hahaa, Donghae's birthday xD) he has a sister that was born one day after Yesung's birthday! ONE DAY named Lucy! (My cousin started to sing "Lucy~ Lucy~ Lucifer~" because of SHINee!) and we're also influencing her with Kpop at such a young age! (poor thing) we started to play "Sorry sorry" as a sleeping song! she's so cute! and she wants to be held by me!! (she cried when she saw my cousin mwahahahah!!)  did i mention she was just born this year? she's such a cute thing!! 

Anyway, to everyone... FIGHTING!! and sorry 4 not posting earlier! (i was planning to, after i got home from church, but then i went to the mall, then walmart (to get a calculater {so asian!! hhahaha}) then to my cousin's b-day party! then started watching Shane Dawson videos with my best guy friend! (he's like Henry! but i don't think of him more than a friend! plus he's smarter than me!) ... Also he calls me a stalker because of SJ haha, he hates it when i go on and on and on about SJ :P

Love you

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thebesthit #1
i love this fic from the bottom of my heart <3
Sehunnie99
#2
This looks interesting~
ChrysalisFalling
#3
I just love it~ >w<
Queenka94 #4
Chapter 120: Girl, this story - is - pure - gold!~~~
♡♡♡
I've (nearly) died,
cried,
And laughed my way into insanity reading this.
Thanks for the ride, Author-nim.
Haha, I was gonna say it was too short, TT__TT but then remembered that this is one of the longest fanfics I've read. (Chapter wise). Thanks again! :D xD
iftgyu #5
omg this is amazing
apcv_123 #6
Love this story!!!
special8387 #7
Chapter 120: I love the plot. I promise. It may sound cliche but it's true.thanks for publishing your story herexD
special8387 #8
Chapter 120: Thanks author-nim for mentioning special8387. I really appreciate it.(though i know the fact that it's all an accident)