~*~*~*~*Henry POV~*~*~*~*~*~~*

I stared at her… Not because I like her, but because of shock… How can she eat so much ice cream so fast? I mean… she’s literally GULPING down the ice cream in every spoon…. Oh…Wow…..

“Henry, aren’t you gonna eat?” she asked me, still eating,

“I-I’m fine thank you” I said, staring at her eat it so fast… What scares me the most is how much she would eat in the summer! I mean, it’s almost winter and she eats THIS much THIS fast!

“Suit yourself” she shrugged and kept on eating,

I looked at her. She was a normal person. She didn’t have any celebrity looks, but yet she still looked pretty, she doesn’t have any piercings in her ears, she doesn’t wear revealing clothes, she RARELY curses at anything… She doesn’t complain (often), she has little willpower, but will do it if she puts enough love in it… Yet…. Is she really from this century?

“What ‘cha looking at?” she asked me, snapping me out of my gaze,

“A-ah, I was just wondering why you don’t have your ears pierced”

“O-oh” she laughed, “It’s because I had it pierced 3 times in the same spot already, but I’m always to put in earrings, so I gave up” she said,

“And… Do you ever wear make up?”

“Hmm… Not really… They say that putting on make-up kinda damages the skin, so I don’t put it on… Unless it’s something important” she said, thinking,

“So… You’re confident in your looks?”

“HECK NO!” she suddenly busted out, I stared at her, then laughed,

“What do you mean?”

“Who do I have to impress? There’s no reason for me to wear make-up… All it does to me is scare me that some guy might… stalk me… ya’ know?”

“Eh?”

“Well, when a girl wears make-up, it makes her look prettier, but I don’t wanna look prettier since some guys only look for beauty, I want a guy to look at me for who I am”

“Ahh….. Then why are you jealous of Uki?” I asked her, she paused for a moment,

“Because she’s naturally pretty. She has a huge bust, a small waist, she’s better at cooking then me, she can clean the dorms in half the time I can, and… I kinda get mad since it looks like most of the members like-like her…. It makes me worried if they would ever be heartbroken….”

“That’s it?”

“She’s done sooo much for Super Junior… And what have I done? Complain about how hard it is to be a girl being a guy, burdened the members… and so much more” she sighed,

“Alex Lee! Do you really think that you burden the members? You’ve been taking care of us like we’re your kids, you take care of all of us! Most people would get pissed if they took care of one of us” I said, she looked at me and smiled a bit,

“Thanks” she sighed, “But… They might not want me back…”

“Alex, we are not girls, we will care less if you ran out crying after an hour” I smiled,

“Yeah, but Donghae didn’t even call me” she pouted,

“YOU HAD YOUR PHONE WITH YOU?!” I suddenly yelled, she looked at me, and nodded,

“I always have it with me since I’ve been staying with the members, just in case something happens”

“Can I see something real quick?”I asked her, she gave me her phone, I looked at her missed calls, “…Did you check your phone at all today?”

“Hm? Mmm… I was scared to… So I waited to see if anyone would call”

“You serious?” I asked, and showed her the 78 missed calls from Donghae, her eyes widened,

“E-eh?”

“He wanted to go out and find you, but we thought it wasn’t a good idea…”

“Oh…” she said, then looked at me, probably wondering why I said “We” but then again, she probably just shrugged it off since I’m still learning Korean.

“Alex, didn’t you leave with men’s clothes on?” I asked,

“Oh, will, Jino got me this dress on clearance, and told me to wear it, then he left and accidentally took my clothes” she gave out a deep sigh, then finished the ice cream, looking as if she was deep in thought.

Then there was an awkward silence….

Oh crap! What should I do? Start up a conversation? Okay… uhh…. What about?

“Henry….” She started, I looked up,

“Hm?”  I smiled, and grabbed the spoon to hopefully eat something,  and put the ice cream in my mouth

“If I died… How would you react?” she asked, I choked,

“EH?!” I suddenly shot up out of my seat, “What did you say?!”

“H-Henry… People are watching” she nervously said, I looked around and she was right—people were watching… I looked down, then sat down. I looked at her with a worried expression probably written all over my face,

“Why do you say that?! Are you telling me that you’re planning on dying?! Do you have a heart condition or something? Cancer? Or are you planning a suiside?” I whispered loudly,

“It’s just been going in my mind recently” she said, laughing a bit, I blinked a bit,

Does she feel like this because of Uki?

“Alex…. Look, your special, if you died, then all 15 of the super junior members would cry, what about your mom? Both your brothers?” I looked at her, she sighed,

“I guess…” then she looked at me, “But… I have a question….”

“What?” I asked her,

“People have been saying 13, 13! Or 15! 15! And… with all the members I got… I can only get 14 members… who’s the 15^th super junior member?” she asked,

I blinked for a bit, “Name all the members you know”

“Teukie, Heechul, Hankyung, Yesung, Kangin, Shindong, Sungmin, Eunhyuk, Hae, Siwon, Ryeowook, Kyuhyun, Zhou Mi, and you”

I thought for a bit, hm…. AH! “Kibum!”

“Kibum?” she blinked,

“Ah, well… He’s been busy, so that’s why you haven’t met him”

“Then how come he isn’t working with the super junior members?”

“He’s not in the 4^th album because he’s busy with acting—so it’s almost taking a break with Super Junior for a little bit”

“Ah~”

“Excuse me” We both looked up at the waitress, “Um, here’s your smiley delight” she said setting the HUGE ice cream down,

“A-ah! We didn’t order this”

“Y-yes, but you’re the 500^th customer of the day, so this is what you get” she smiled, then bowed, leaving us.

“WOAH!” Alex smiled, “Lucky!!” she said, then she sneezed something that sounded as if she was saying “Kyuhyun” but I just shrugged it off.

She was happily eating the ice cream sandwiches, while I was looking around—I know that this place doesn’t give anything to their 500^th customer since I’ve been here thousands of times, and this is the first I’ve ever seen of this! I looked around and saw an evil person in a suit with brown jeans, a hat and nerdy glasses….

Kyuhyun… you love her… just admit it!

He looked away when he noticed that I was smiling at him.

Aishhhhhh!!! That idiot!!

I noticed him walk out, paying for the ice cream that he didn’t eat, and just… left….

“Alex, let’s go back to the dorms” I said,

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ALEX POV~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I looked at the time, midnight?!

“Henry, aren’t the members home right now?” I asked him, his eyes widened,

“Oh right!” he said, and started to think, “Well, we can lie and say that you and I played a game, and you lost, and that’s the punishment”

“Okay, first, I know I’m flat, but in this dress, you can see some of my cleavage”

“O-Okay…. Then….” He thought for a bit, “Do you wanna use my clothes?” he asked,

“You wanna wear a dress for me?”

“Okay then…. How about….” I thought, “I never come back to the dorms?”

“Alex Lee, you are coming back”

“I just… don’t want to…” I sighed, “I just.. feel useless”

“Alex! What do you want me to do to make you come back?!” he asked, I didn’t speak, I didn’t want to say anything, then he suddenly said, “Do you still like me?” my jaw dropped,

Kinda… Sorta….

He suddenly came over to sit next to me, I blinked a few times, wondering what would happen. 

Then he hugged me

I blinked even more—trying to process what was going on.

“Alex, even if it isn’t me, there’s someone who’s crazy for you at the dorms” he said,

“E-eh?”

“He’s like your angel or something! He takes care of you, and so much more! You should come back to see who it is” he said,

“Who is it?!” I asked,

“Um… He’s older than me! That’s all I can say!” he smirked,

“Henry Lau, tell me now!!”

“Nope!”

“Come on~~” I pouted,

“No way! Come back then find out!”

“Come onnnn~~~~~” I pouted even more,

“Let’s go home okay?” he smiled at me,

“But my clothes!” I pouted

“I got an idea” he smirked

~~~~~~~~At the Dorms~~~~~~~~~~~

“Alex Lee, if you run away like that EVER again, I will kill myself!” Donghae said, hugging me like crazy, I smiled, hugging him back, he kissed my cheeks, I smiled closing my eyes,

“Alright, enough with this brotherly stuff” Siwon said in annoyance and pulled me away from him, and gave me a hug, “Don’t worry okay? Uki’s not going to take your place” he said, I smiled, and hugged Siwon back,

“But why the heck is Henry wearing a dress?” Sungmin asked, sitting on the chair, watching Henry go to his from with a cloud of shame over him,

“This was the only way to get him back” Henry sighed, and kept on walking,

Love you Henry!

“If you excuse me, I’m going to go to sleep” I said, and walked away from the guys,

I went into the bathroom, and brushed my teeth, then walked into my room, and grabbed sweat pants, and a huge shirt, and started changing into it.

“Unni….”

I looked at Uki who was staring at me,

“WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM!?” I suddenly yelled, hiding my exposed chest,

“T-THE BET!” she said,

THE ONE I SAID WHEN I WAS HALF DRUNK?!

“Then where am I going to sleep?!” I asked her,

“U-um….” She thought for a bit, “Unni, you said you liked Henry right?”

“What? I never said that!”

“Oh well! I know you do! Anyway, go sleep with him! It’s perfect!” she smiled, then fell back on the bed, and slept.

WHAT THE FISH?!

“Uki! UKI!” I said, pushing her, she groaned

Urgh! EVIL! She’s already asleep!

I sighed, and finished dressing myself, then grabbed the blanket off the bed (there are A LOT of blankets on my bed for some reason) and walked out to the coach.

Urgh… you’re lucky I’m nice!

I laid my head on that bump thingy at the end of the seat, and tried to sleep….

Urgh… she’s lucky she’s younger than me or else I would’ve pushed her off!

Stupid full size bed!

GRrr…..

Sigh…. I love Donghae… but I just feel like I should do something for revenge… Something that’ll hurt him… but won’t at the same time….

Hmmm….

Oh! Why don’t I just live with SHINee and then go train at SM! THEN I’ll be all ninja like—so then I’ll debut without Donghae knowing—then when he finds out he freaks out and tells me not to do it, but I do it anyway—then I go to Japan with Minho and Taemin to an anime convention and be all otaku-like and live happily ever after!

….Gosh I should stop watching so much dramas!

I closed my eyes, trying to fall asleep. But then someone poked me on the cheek.

Seriously, a finger went and poked my cheek.

What the fish?!

I opened my eyes and saw Kyuhyun staring at me….

“What are you doing out here?” he asked me with a smiled on his face,

“Uki’s in my room” I sighed, and closed my eyes again,

“Then do you wanna sleep in mine?”

“Where would you sleep then?” I questioned,

“Probably here” he shrugged, “Unless you want me to sleep with you”

I thought for a bit…. Which is better? A comfortable bed with a cuddler or this couch?

“Okay,” I said, and walked into his room, “But you’re coming with me” I said,

“Eh?”

“I’d feel bad if you’d get a bad back” I said sounding innocent (I think?)

He then walked into the room (haha, I’m so good at the cute act! I can totally pass for one of the girls in  Girls Generation! Well…. In Aegyo anyways)

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~~~~~~Donghae POV~~~~~~~~~~~

~~~~~~~~Morning~~~~~~~~

WHERE THE HECK IS ALEX?!

*inserts a fish swimming quickly around the rooms*

Alex~ Alex~ You’re not in Leeteuk’s room (Thank God!) you’re not in Heechul’s room (I would care less, he probably would’ve kicked you out), Not in Yesung’s (Cause Little Potato would’ve scratched your face), not in Sungmin’s room (or else you would’ve come back in pieces),  not in Eunhyuk (or else I would’ve killed you for sleeping with my anchovy!), not in Ryeowook’s (Or else I would make him regret it. FOR. THE. REST. OF. HIS. LIFE.), not in Henry’s room (Or else I would make Heebum kill him hehe), not in Kyu—ALEX LEE!

WHAT THE HECK?! Okay, let me described to you what they’re doing.

Apparently, Kyuhyun probably seduced my sister into spending a “Hot” night with him, and that’s how her head is so snuggled so warmly in his chest, one of his arms is under her head, but hugging her head. While one arm is over her waist. And his head? It’s over hers, his hand that’s over her head is touching his chin… Urgh!

W-wait… WHAT ABOUT THE LOWER PART?!

I quickly pulled off the blanket. But thanks to the shock of the sudden cold air, Kyuhyun’s leg suddenly wrapped around Alex’s legs, then he hugged her even closer,

Oh gosh! I can even imagine what happened!

“CHO KYUHYUN!” I yelled,

He moved a little, opened his eyes a little, and then looked at the girl he was hugging.

“CHO KYUHYUN! WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO TO MY SISTER’S INNOCENTS?!” I yelled at him, he looked at me and blinked a few times,

“What do you mean?” he innocently asked,

“WHAT DID YOU—”

“Urgh… What’s with all the yelling in here?” Uki came in, scratching her head,

“DO YOU NOT SEE THE SITUATION HERE?!” I yelled pointing at those two,

“DANG IT DONGHAE! YOU WOKE THEM UP!” Uki pouted,

“YOU KNEW?!” I shrieked,

“Urgh, what’s with the noise?” Alex yawned, looking around, I glared at her,

“WHAT DID YOU TWO DO?!” I asked her, she blinked for a bit, and looked around while still lying on the bed.

“AH! That’s right!” she finally said, “Uki kicked me out of my room, then Kyuhyun invited me into his room! Then we just fell asleep” she said, and rolled around the bed, and hid her face,

“ALEX LEE!” I said, and grabbed her body, “Why didn’t you just sleep with me?!”

“Because you were already asleep, so I didn’t want to wake you up—also you leave no room for me on your bed”

“But I’ve sleep on your bed before!”

“Yes, but sometimes, I have to kick you off since you kick me a lot” she yawned, “Now if you excuse me” she said, and grabbed the blanket to go back to sleep.

“Okay, if you two are going to fight, go outside okay?” Uki said in her “Sweet tone”

~~~~~~Alex POV~~~~~~~~~~~~

WHAT THE HECK?! THEY LEAVE AFTER SHE’ S NICE TO THEM?! I DO THAT AND THEY INSIST ON STAYING!! WHY DO THEY WONDER WHY I’M SO FREAKING VIOLENT?!

“Alex” Uki said, I sighed, and covered my head with a pillow,

“Uki, if you don’t want me to hate you, please leave” I sighed,

‘Cause if you don’t, I WILL kill you.

“Come on! The guys aren’t going to be here today!”

“And?”

“Don’t you wanna go out as a girl for one?” she asked me, I suddenly shot up,

“What?!”

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