“Ah, Alex’s back?” Leeteuk sounded disappointed

Gee, feels great to be loved….

Everyone else looked disappointed,

I looked up, and saw Kyuhyun poke his head out of the hallway entrance, “Alex!” he smiled, then Henry came out and awkwardly stared at me,

“Gee…” I sighed, and walked towards my room, I got next to Henry and whispered to him, “Are you happy? Hangeng and I broke up. You were right” and then walked to my room. I threw my bag on the ground as Henry walked in,

“What?!” he asked closing the door,

“You were right, he was cheating on me. So we broke up” I sighed, I looked up and saw him still staring at me,

“Aren’t you going to… be… mad?” he questioned, I shook my head,

“I cried enough yesterday, now that I’m back with the members, I have to be in the guy mode again” I sighed taking off my glasses, “And… guys don’t cry no matter how much it hurts” I choked, he walked over and hugged me,

“It’s okay” he patted my back, “It’s okay” I hugged him, I wanted to cry. No doubt about it. But does Hangeng really deserve it? He cheated on me for pete’s sake!

“But I have a question” I said backing away,

“What is it?”

“Why on earth did you kiss me?”

“…”

I looked at him, “…Well?”

“I wanted to see if you really wanted Hangeng… Look, I’m sorry I hurt you, I really am” he said and hugged me, “I really regret doing that” he said, I smiled and hugged him tighter,

“You’re forgiven! Let’s just pretend that nothing ever happened okay?” I asked, he nodded, “Good, now excuse me, I need to wash up” I said grabbing EVERYTHING I needed for a shower.

I was about to open the door, but then… Yesung came out… with NOTHING on

“EEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” I shrieked, then a pair of cold hands covered my eyes,

“Hyung! Did you forget your towel again?” Kyuhyun asked him,

“Yeah, I’m just going to go change in my room” he said and walked towards him room.

Kyuhyun let go of my eyes, I turned around, “Aigo! Thanks Kyu” I sighed in relief,

“No problem” he sighed,

I walked into the bathroom, and started to take a nice long shower. I played with the shampoo that turned into foam in my hair. “Fuuu!!” I tried to blow it off my hands. Well! After 10 minutes of playing with shampoo, I rinsed it off my hair, and walked out of the shower feeling refreshed! I put on my clothes, and then brushed my teeth. When I was done I walked out of the bathroom.

Now I’m back… What do I do?

I walked into Henry’s room, “Henlii” I said, he looked at me,

“Hm?”

“Do you wanna go Christmas shopping?” I asked,

“But…It’s…November….” He stared at me,

“I know, but this is probably the only  time I can go with some of the members” I pouted, he looked at me,

“Alright” he said, and got up, “Let me change first okay?” he asked I nodded, I walked out of the room and saw Kyuhyun sitting on the couch

“Cho Kyuhyun!” I said, and ran over and hugged him from behind, he looked up and smiled,

“What’s up?”

“Let’s go on a date!” I smiled,

“…Eh?”

“Henry and I are going Christmas shopping! Are you free?” I smiled, he looked at me,

“Yeah, wait a bit okay?” he asked I nodded and fell on the couch,

And that’s when Siwon walked in.

“Ah! Korean ert!” I yelled, he turned around! HA!

“Aish! How many times have I told you not to call me that?” he sighed,

“Do you have time to go shopping with Super Junior’s most tormented fan ever?” I smiled pointing to myself, he looked at me,

“Sorry, I’m spending the day with my sister” he sighed,

“…Sister?” I cocked my head,

“Yeah” he sighed, “Aish! Well, have fun going shopping” Siwon sighed, and sat in the chair,

“Let’s go!” Henry sang walking out with a grey t-shirt and ripped jeans,

“Henry, it’s cold outside, are you sure you wanna wear that?” I asked,

“..It’s only two rips” he said, “And on one leg” he pointed,

“Alright” I sighed, then Kyuhyun walked out.

“Ready to go?” he asked,

“Yup!” I smiled, and got off the couch,

“Where are you three going?” Siwon asked,

“Christmas shopping” Henry simply replied, Siwon’s eyes widened,

“Okay, Alex, whatever you do, I know you love calling me a ert, but please don’t buy me those ual health toys” he looked at me with all seriousness in his eyes,

“I won’t” I laughed,

“Aish, I’m serious! And don’t you dare get me those girlfriends where you soak in water for 2 days!”  he stared at me, I patted his head,

“It’s okay, I’m not that evil” I smiled, and then turned around and saw Kyuhyun giving an evil smile,

“Let’s go!” Kyuhyun said, and dragged me and Henry out of the dorms.

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“Waa! Perfect for Donghae!” I smiled getting a jacket for him,

“C-can we sit down please?” Henry asked, I turned around, haha, poor ers! I got them carrying all the bags that I got!

“Sure, I mean, the only presents I have to get is for 2 idiots” I said, “go and sit down” I smiled,

Guess what they did?

FOLLOWED ME!!

 Haha!

We walked to a sunglasses booth,

“Bed head!” I said, he walked towards me,

“Yeah?” he sighed, staring at me,  I put a pair of sunglasses on him, and then took it off,

“I’ll take these” I smiled, the seller nodded,

“Ah, by the way” she said and got to my ear, “Is that Cho Kyuhyun from Super Junior?” she asked, I laughed,

“Nope! It’s my cousin” I smiled, the seller made an “Oh”

I looked at some more sunglasses and bought some for Henry.

I looked and the two who looked almost dead, “Just so you know, these aren’t your presents” I smiled,

“Eh?!” Henry suddenly bursted out,

“Don’t worry, I’ll buy them, just not now” I smiled, they both sighed,

“Well, I have SJM work” Henry said and gave me the bags, and waved,

“YAH! HENRY LAU!” I yelled, Kyuhyun stopped me from chasing him,

“Don’t worry, I drove” Kyuhyun smiled, I looked at him and smiled back.

We walked towards the car, and I sat at the passenger seat.

“Hey Alex, do you wanna eat something?” Kyuhyun asked,

“Sure, where?” I asked him,

“Mmm, you pick” I said, and the engine,

“How about….” I thought for a bit, he the radio with Falling in love with a friend be Beige and Ryeowook singing,

“Ah! Never mind! Siwon’s sister is here!” he smiled at me, I frowned

“So…What’s she like?”

“She’s smart, she can cook, and she’s gorgeous!” Kyuhyun smiled,

“Ah~” I mumbled,

“Ah! Is someone getting jealous?” Kyuhyun evil said,

“Why would I? Should’ve all girls be smart? Who can cook? And that are gorgeous?” I sighed,

All of them ‘cept for me! I’m just’ta chubby girl!

“Hm…” Kyuhyun thought,

Well, we finally got home, Kyuhyun and I carried all the bags inside the dorms. I noticed luggage all over the dorms, Siwon’s sister must be here…

“I’m going to take a nap” I yawned, walking towards my room.

I opened the door, and threw the bags on the ground. I walked over to my bed,

Ohh… Someone’s on it…

“Yah, Henry Lau! Why’d you ditch us?!” I said poking the Henry,

“Mmmm”

“Henry! Get off!” I whispered shaking Henry.

He gave an annoyed “Meerrr” and scooted over. I sighed, and changed into shorts, and got on the bed. I got under the blanket, and closed my eyes…. Henry’s asleep right?.... I slung my arm over him. I felt him turning around,

“AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!” Henry- no, it was a girl?! Yelled at the top of her lungs, my eyes opened as I jumped off the bed. I looked at the person, WHAT THE HECK?! IT’S A GIRL?!  AND SHE’S THROWING MY STUFF AT ME?! 

“YOU’RE NOT HENRY!” I yelled

“YOU CREEP! YOU ! YOU PEDOFILE! WHO THE HECK ARE YOU TO BE IN MY ROOM?!” the girl yelled, I dodged every object she threw at me,

“W-W-what the heck?! I SHOULD BE ASKING THAT!!” I yelled, she grabbed my lamp

Oh she better not! That thing is EXPENSIVE!!

I grabbed my lamp, and pinned her to the bed, her arms above her head,

“WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?!” I yelled,

“UKI SEOHAE CHOI!” she yelled,

“WHAT THE HECK?! THAT’S MY MIDDLE NAME! HOW DARE YOU FREAKIN LIE!”

“I’M NOT LYING!”

“YOU MUST BE AN ELF AREN’T YOU!? “

“WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE?!” Siwon’s voice boomed, he walked into my room, his eyes practically popped out of his eyes seeing me and this Uki girl or whatever,

“SIWON! HELP!! THERE’S A ERT IN MY ROOM!” she yelled,

“HELP ME!! THERE’S A STALKER IN THIS ROOM!” I yelled,

“Alex! That’s my sister!” Siwon said,

“WHAT?!” I yelped, Siwon went over and pulled me off the bed.

“Dang Uki! You can’t even get the shortest person in this dorm off of you?” Sungmin came in, the girl… what was her name? Suki? I guess… Suki walked out.

 “Choi Siwon, what the HECK is YOUR SISTER doing in MY room?!”

“Well…” Siwon gave me a small smile,

“WELL?!” I asked him,

“She’s been staying here for 3 months already” Sungmin said, my eyes widened,

“How come I didn’t see her when I came by earlier?!”

“Because she had to go somewhere that day” Siwon said

“Then why didn’t she go to the concert?”

“Because she had University stuff to do”

URgh… Rich people and their universities!

“Wait…. Then…. She’s been staying here as a girl?!” I gave a death glare at Siwon,

“…” Siwon sighed, “I knew this was coming…”

“What’s wrong with staying here as your true gender?” Sungmin questioned, I ran out of my room,

“LEE DONGHAE! AIDEN LEE! YO! DONGHAE! FISH! FRIED FISH! SUSHI! KOREA’S SHAME!” I yelled knocking on his door. The door opened, and Donghae stared at me, I walked into his room, pushed him to the bed, and started strangling him,

“W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!”  he yelped,

“DIE!” I yelled still strangling him,

“WHAT?!”

“DIE! DIE! DIE! I SUFFERED 6 MONTHS OF PAIN BECAUSE OF YOU!”

“Alex…” Siwon poked his head in the door, “It’s not like Donghae made you pregnate” he said, I grabbed a pillow and threw it to Siwon, walked over to him and pulled him into Hae’s room, closed the door and locked it,

“WHY. DOES. SHE. GET. TO . LIVE. HERE. AS. A. FREAKING. GIRL?!” I asked,

Siwon sighed. “I knew this was coming. Here’s the thing, Alex. The media already knows about Uki being my sister. So do the ELFs. And they love her! She’s been here to visit us quite a few times in the past, so the ELFs and the media are used to seeing her around town with us. Plus, none of us have to worry about the ELFs wanting to kill her, because they look up to her as a role model. When she had finished getting her masters last year, she came here for a year to help out by doing some charity work. Also, she’s a genius with computers, so she manages our website, which the ELFs also love about her.”

 “Choi Siwon” I started to choke, “This isn’t fair! I dropped my standards, I have to talk in a weird voice, I had to get a new dictionary just to learn like a guy… Just because the ELFS and Media?! DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS WHEN YOU HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM AND YOU CAN'T DECIDE TO EITHER GO IN THE MEN'S OR WOMAN'S?!”

“Alex, I'm sorry, but she helps us a lot when it comes to money troubles" Donghae said, I clenched my hands, trying to hold back every single retarded tear that I had

“Also she looks like a girl” Siwon muttered,

“AND I DON’T?!”

“Well, you came here with super short hair…”

“Don’t give me that ‘You have super short hair’ excuse!” I yelled, then sighed, “I guess I should leave” I muttered,

“NO!” Donghae and Siwon grabbed me by my arm,

“What else do you want from me?!”

“Look, Uki’s great and stuff, but we still want you here!” Donghae said,

“Now will you sit down!” Siwon said, pushing me on the bed,

“Don’t do that to Alex!” Donghae yelld

“Says the guy that took-a-peek-at-my-little-sister!” Siwon said glaring at Donghae,

“You took a peek at me too!” I defended my brother, Donghae glared at Siwon,

“WHAT?”

“You walked in on her while she was in a shower yesterday!” Siwon glared at Donghae,

“You undressed me WHILE I WAS UNCONCSIOUS!” I retorted, “You say my everything!”

Donghae glared at Siwon,

“Alright!” I heard a voice, and Suki or Yuki walked in Donghae’s room.

We all turned our heads towards her, and curse my life! It’s not fair at how pretty she is! Her freaking long black hair, her white skin! We had the same eye color, but she looked better in it! IT’S NOT FLIPPIN FAIR! Also! She had the body where you can tell she had a figure no matter what she wore! Me? I have to watch what I wear! Oh and did I mention her hair? It was black! The way it looked, she could walk out of bed, just shaking your hair, and then boom! No more work! Meanwhile I have to try to get this boy hair work! URGH! Oh! And guess what! She was wearing a spaghetti strap showing her freaking huge bust! I don’t care how weird you think I sound right now! But I am a freaking “A”!  I am pretty much flat! GOSH! IT makes me want to get pregnate so they would at least get bigger!

“Would you three stop it with the fighting!” she whined, “It’s giving me a headache”

No one asked you to listen!

“What’s wrong? Are you warm?” Siwon asked walking towards her, “You must be cold! This is absolutely unacceptable what you’re wearing!” Siwon sighed, pointing to her strap, “You’re sick aren’t you!”

“I am not freaking sick” she sighed, “All I want is food and sleep!”

“But you just slept!”

“OPPA!” she complained

“See! She calls her brother oppa!” Donghae whispered, I glared at him,

“You have absolutely no right to tell me what I should and shouldn’t say right now” I muttered,

“Who are you?” Yuki asked me,

“Tsk! I’m your Oppa! I believe you should ask that first!” I said sounding really mad,

“Psh! Oppa? What are you? 15?”

“Twenty in Korea!” I corrected her, she stared at me,

“Fine, I’m Uki Seohae Choi, I’m this idiot’s little sister” she muttered, pointing her thumb at Siwon

“I’m Alex Lee, this idiot’s brother” I poked Donghae’s cheek, feeling him smiling,

“Brother?” she looked at me, “But…aren’t you a girl?”

I looked at her, “No I’m a guy, and I would appreciate it if you wouldn’t think I’m a girl!”I said sounding really pissed

“You’re obviously a girl! Whoever can’t see that is obviously an idiot!” she said,

I looked at Siwon and Donghae for help,

None! Thanks a lot!

“Look, no matter what you say--”

“It’s so obvious! Look. You have no adam’s apple, you have skinny-ish arms, your skin is so soft and milky! Even though they’re small” she said, and hit my bust, “You still have some s”

MY eyes widened, and Donghae and Siwon—ESPECIALLY SIWON were blushing!

“Look, as you felt, I absolutely don’t have any” I said,

“Fine” she said, and took out a freaking tampon, “Who’s is this then? ‘Cause it obviously isn’t mine!”

Hahaha, this is the best time where watching movies teaches you something!

“It’s because I get nosebleeds often because of health, and I hate using tissues so I use that instead” I said,

I took note that Siwon’s and Donghae’s jaw dropped.

“Fine then, if you’re going to feed me with lies” she started, and pushed me to the bed, and pulled my shirt up, “You’re a girl, unless you want me to take your pants off”

“UKI!” Siwon yelled, I looked up, and Siwon was staring at my chest,

“OK!” I yelled, pushing her off me, “I’m a girl! Happy?!” I stared at her,

“Sheesh! No need to get angry at me!” she sighed, “I’m a girl too, so why should we hide it?”

“It’s because” Donghae started and told the entire story to her. With some help with Siwon…..

Uki stared at me with disbelieve, she grabbed my hands, “Oh my gosh! I feel so bad for you!” she pouted, I gave her a small smile,

“AND! You are not allowed to tell anyone!” Siwon added,

“Understand?” I sighed standing up,

“For your sake I will” she sighed,

“Gosh, didn’t that stupid Canadian tell you anything about someone sleeping in my room?”

“Canadian?”

“Ah! She hasn’t met Henry yet!” Donghae said, I looked at him,

“…Why?”

“Because he had to go to Boston, then back here, then back to Boston, then here, then China, then SJM” Siwon said, I sighed,

“Alright, alright, but can I have my room back?” I asked Siwon,

“What? Why?” Uki blurted out,

“I had that room before you did; I want to stay in it”

“Yes but YOU left!”

“But now I’m back!”

“Look, I don’t care who you are, but—”

“Uki, pick another room” Siwon butted in, I smiled at him,

“Waa? Why?” she pouted,

“Alex has gone through a lot because of us, just respect your unnie” Siwon sighed, I smiled in victory,

“What SHE has done?! What about ME?! I’ve done WAY more for you guys when I was 14 then HER!” she pointed at me,

“I had to pretend to be a guy for the dorms, I got beaten up until I couldn’t wake up for 3 days BY ELFS, I had to pretend to be Donghae when he lost his memory, I had to take care of the 12 idiotic members, some saw me half !” I glared at Siwon at the last one, “I had- The good Lord knows how many times I had to visit the hospital because I had to work for these guys!” I sighed, “I had to drop all my stupid standards!”

“So what? I had to give up my job at SM when I was 14, just to let these idiots debut!”

“I had to protect these idiots from fans them”

“Do you know how many people would KILL just to get that job?”

“Do you know how many ELFs tried to kill me?” I sighed, and walked out of Donghae’s room,

“YAH! ALEX LEE!” Uki yelled,

~*~*~*~Siwon POV*~~**~*~*~~*

I grabbed her arm, she glared at me

“Choi Siwon! How could you let—”

“She’s gone through a lot with us, just let her have that room”

“HER? Siwon! I gave up so much for you!”

“She almost got killed because of us thanks to ELFs” I stared at her,

“Anndd? I saved your butts at SM!”

“Do you know that she can’t go to a university because of money troubles? Do you know how much she has to work to make sure we’re all healthy?”

“And I don’t?”

“YAH!” Donghae yelled out of anger, “Look, I know that you gave up a lot of things for us to debut, but my sister could’ve died thanks to us!”

“WHAT?!” her eyes widened, “Seriously?!”

“Even though she looks healthy, she had to go the hospital Lord knows how many times!” Siwon sighed, “She takes care of the members as if she’s the mom!”

“And I don’t?”

“Uki, please understand her. She’s different from you”

“How?”

“Uki, please stop acting like a brat right now and just choose a different room!” I sighed,

“Alright, I’ll just take the room next to it” she smirked and skipped away,

I sighed, and walked over and jumped on Donghae’s bed.

“AISH!”

“Hyung, what are we gonna do?”

“What do you mean?”

“She went into Henry’s room!”

“AISH!” I sighed really loud

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