Okay… Bad idea for Leeteuk and me to sleep together.

First of all… He’s wearing a white tank top.

So I’m feeling his skinny muscular body right now.

Second. He’s muscular.

And he’s hugging me…. So freaking ABS

Third. He’s almost 30, he’s not married, and he’s sleeping with a girl who’s 8 years younger than him! (It’s 8 years right?)

“You have no abs at all” Leeteuk said,

Shoot me… please shoot me…

“It’s cause I don’t exercise”

“You should… Or else someone could mistake you as a girl”

Well… I wish someone would think I’m a girl!

“I am who I am” I sighed,

“Whatever”

“Teukie, could you scoot over a bit?”

“If I do, I’m going to fall off the bed”

“Just a little” I said pushing him a bit,

“We’re going to fall!” Leeteuk whispered,

“Don’t worry!” I whispered, and pushed him a little bit more,

“I’m serious” he said,

And then…

“WA!” he went, grabbed my waist, and we both fell on the ground… with me on top

“S-sorry” I said, and pulled myself up,

“O-Ow” Leeteuk whimpered,

“Ahjushi! Are you okay?” I asked him,

“Help me up!” he whispered, I grabbed his wrist,

“One, two” I counted, and pulled him,

“DWAHHH!” he yelped,

“Omo! Teukie, are you okay?!”

“DOES IT SOUND LIKE I’M OKAY?!”

“S-sorry, where does it hurt?” I asked him,

“B-back” he moaned, I got off of him, and touched his back,

“Does it hurt here?” I asked gently touching it,

“No…”

“Here?” I touched another part,

“No…

“He-”

“YAAAAOOOWWWWW” he yelped,

“Ah, s-sorry” I said, and got up, and went to get the first-aid kit….

It was still where it was before when Leeteuk got it out for me….

~*~*Flashback~*~*~*

I walked into the dorm and opened the lights, I checked the time, and it was midnight…. I walked in and saw Donghae sleeping on the couch with his cellphone in his hands. I sighed as I saw him sleeping; I walked into the bathroom and took off my jacket. And my right arm was oozing of blood,

“Great” I muttered to myself, and grabbed a few napkins, and dipped them in water cleaning my arm, then I wrapped toilet paper around the mark and walked out of the bathroom. “Now where’s the first aid kit?” I muttered,

“Hey, what are you looking for?” asked a voice I REALLY was afraid of,

“Why would you care?” I said to Leeteuk,

“What happened to your arm?” he said sounding a bit surprised,

“Why don’t you take your eyeliner off” I muttered,

Apparently he got mad, he opened a cabinet and grabbed a box, and took my hand and lead me outside to the back (and large, no HUGE) porch. He pushed me down to one of the chairs, and then he opened the first aid kit, got the cotton ball and dipped it in alcohol,

“Hand” he roughly said, I didn’t listen, he sighed and grabbed my hand, and started to dab the cotton on my bleeding spot. I started to flinch a few times, because of the pain. “Stop being a girl because of this” he looked up at me,

“I can do this myself” I muttered,

“You couldn’t even find the first aid kit”

“That’s cause I’ve only been here for 4 days!”

“Whatever” he said, and got another cotton ball and started to dab it on my arm,

“Jerk” I whispered,

“Will you be quiet! I don’t even know you” he scolded me, 

(Chapter 18 of living with famous idiots)

~*~*~*~*~*~End of flashback~*~*~**~

“Are you okay?” I looked at him,

“Y…Yeah” he said, as I rubbed some alcohol on him,

“Are you okay?” I asked,

“I’m fine, it’s just that I’m getting old” he laughed,

“Hyung” I said,

“Hm?”

“How are the members doing?” I asked,

“What?” he asked,

“The members, are they doing well?” I asked,

Okay, I have to admit…. I’ve been worried about the members! Is that a sin?! I’ve lived with them for months! I’ve been in accidents, trouble, and so much with them! I know all their habits and (EVIL) ways!

“Well… I hate to admit” Leeteuk started, “The members haven’t been the same without you” he started,

“O-Oh? How so?”

“Well… Heechul doesn’t have anyone to glare at anymore, so now he choses me…” he sighed, “Yesung won’t stop talking about his turtle before and after out performances, Eunhyuk just randomly stars at the sky and tells me how much of a terrible hyung I am”

“Doesn’t he already do that?”

“He does it more now”

“A-Ah….”

“Henry… aw… he’s so sad! He just plays his violin! And that’s it! Kyuhyun is still pranking us, but he’s like a lonely little boy now without you! Now Donghae….” He gave out a deep sigh when he said Donghae, “Donghae is always crying, ‘WAAA! I MISS MY ALEX!! ARRREEEEXX!!!’ and he keeps telling the members to record them saying ‘I miss you’ to you”

“What?”

“So far, he’s been doing every member!”

That sounds weird… DOING every member….

“R-really?” I stared at him,

“Yeah, it was kinda hard since the members don’t see each other because of schedules” he sighed, and looked at me,

“Leeteuk, you’re going to hurt your back if you turn right now” I said, he looked at me,

“You really are like a mom to the members” he laughed,

Well…. I am a girl… and a girl has feelings too!

“I guess” I laughed, and grabbed a huge patch, and put it on Leeteuk’s back, “Done” I said pulling his shirt down

“Ahjushi, are you feeling any better now?” I asked him, he got onto the bed, yelping in bed every little bit,

“Here, I’ll give you a massage” I said, and pulled his shirt back up, and started to massage it,

“A-Ah!” he moaned, “AAHHH~” he moaned louder,

“Ahjushi! Be quiet!” I yelled in a whisper,

“But it feels so good!” he said, still ,

“Crap… It’s really big here” I said, massaging a huge knot,

“It’s probably because of stress” he sighed, I took out a heat gel pack and put it on him,

“Does it hurt anywhere else?”

“Legs” he said, I went to his legs, and rolled his pant legs up, and started to massage his legs,“AHH” he moaned louder,

“SHH! The members might wake up!” I whispered loudly,

“Sorry-Ah~ but where did you learn how to do this?” he asked,

“In America” I said, and massaged him more,

“Ah~”

“I see you’re really enjoying this” I said,

“Yeah, it feels so good” he said,

“Glad you like it,”

“You seriously are a stress reliever”

“Thanks, call me when you need me” I said,

“Ah~ This feels so good!” he said,

“Okay, I’m going to stop, and make you something to eat” I said,

“Why?”

“Bananas help” I said, and opened the door, and sae Donghae staring at me.

“W-What are you t-two doing?” he stuttered

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OH YEAH! OH YEAH! OH YEA YEA YEA!!! 

WOOT!! I'M SO FREAKING HAPPY! I'M GETTING VIOLIN LESSONS!! :DD well... I have to attend 6 months of church to prove how much i want to play the violin, BUT I'M STILL HAPPY!! :DDD

Also, I'm so happy! I finally got ringtones for my phone keke! It's Leeteuk singing Lucifer (I can't wait to bring it to church, turn it on loud and... yeah keke! but only on saturdays!!)

Also, I turned my 5 and 7 year old cousins into ELFs!! They even stole me handmade suju cd! (I didn't really care since I don't use it anymore) and now my 2 aunts, and my mom knows how to sing "Sorry sorry" and "Rokkugo!" haha! What have I done?! xDD

anyway! Congrats Hannie for winning the lawsuit! love you!

and I love you my wonderful stalkers!!! C U!!!