Water fountain

No Other Than These Famous Idiots!

 

~~Kyuhyun POV~~

She kept on drinking the soju (soju=Korean rice wine)…

Ha, this is too easy!

Hopefully my plan will work!

You see, since Donghae and Alex are siblings, I thought they might have the same drinking capabilities!

Donghae, when he drinks too much, he tells the truth.

He almost told everyone that Alex was a girl until Siwon and I shut him up.

"Kyuhyun... This tastes wierd..." she hiccuped,

“It’s ok,” I said and drank the wine again.

Ha! Unlike her, I have an amazing record of drinking a lot without being drunk!

Oh, and did i forget to mention? I know that Alex is a girl! I'm just keeping quiet for now, because it's fun! It's really interesting to see a girl try to be a guy.... I don't know how to explain, but it's... funny? Oh well, that'll be explained next time. Aish, although she doesn't know that i know that she's a girl, i try to give her hints! but she's to dumb to notice! *sigh*. Donghae and Henry knew... Just not Alex.... ha, and she calls US the idiots!

“So Alex… What gender are you?” I started out with my plan,

“What?” she yelled,

“Are you male or-”

“Do I look like a guy?”

“What do you mean?”

“Tell me your wish!” she started, and slowly got up, “Baby tell me your wish, all your dreams, tell me all your fantasys inside your heart” she started to sing… (skip to 00:40 to hear the song well!! it's amazing!!)

“W-what are you?”

“Come on Kyuhyun!” she yelled, then she started dancing “My boy my master! SA-RANG-HAE! I wanna give you! All your dreams, your wishes, your desires!”

“Y-you really like girls generation don’t you?” he stared at me,

“Oppa! OPPA! Let’s go!” she said,

“Alex, let’s finish eating” I stared at her,

“Kyuhyun~” she whined,

“When we finish all of this, I’ll do it” I said,

~~**~~

“OH! OH OH OH! OPPA! SA-RANG-HAE!” we both were yelling down the streets,

“AH! AH AH AH! MANI! MANI HEY!” she sang,

Then we came close to this water place, where it was shooting water from underground. No one was around (Thank goodness) to go, "OMO!!! IT'S SUPER JUNIOR KYUHYUN!!"

“GEE GEE GEE GEE BABY! BABY!” she started to dance and sing to gee, WHILE the water was shooting up,

“You’re getting wet you idiot!” I laughed,

“Pabo! Do you really thing I ca-are?” she sang,

I started to chase, her.

“You can’t catch me curly devil!” she yelled,

“What happened to Korean bed bed?”

“You apparently like that nickname now!” she said,

“Can I ask you something?” I yelled,

“What?”

“Are you a guy? Or a girl?” I asked her, she looked at me, then laughed,

“I’m a girl!” she said, and sat down…

“You’re gonna get sick!” I said, walking towards her,

“So? Let me enjoy this moment!” she lied down, “♫ I’M SINGING IN THE RAIN! I’M SINGING IN THE RAIN!” she sang… TERRIBLY

“Can I ask you another question?” I asked her,

“What is it?” she stared at me,

“Are you dating anyone?”

“NOPE!” she said, and played with the water,

“What?”

“SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY! BUT I I I I  I’M NOT DATING ANYONE RIGHT NOW!” she started to sing (changing the lyrics to OUR sorry sorry! Hmph!)

“Then are you going to Seoul university?”

“Kyung Hee!!”

“Are you 15?”

“Nope! 19!”

“Religion?”

“Christian!”

“Who are you dating?”

“No one!” she sang,

“Who’s your brother?”

“Lee Donghwa and Donghae!”

“Are you related to them?”

“Not in blood!”

“We slept together” I said,

“No we didn’t!”

“Are you interested in someone?”

“Yes!”

“Are you dating them?”

“No!”

“Who are you interested in?”

“It was Henry, but then he was being a *beep* face, so then I called fried rice, and he was soo nice!” she laughed,

“Wait, what did Henry do?”

“SLEEP WITH SOME GIRL IN NEW YORK!” she raised her hands,

“What?”

“They seemed to be making out in the phone while I was stalking to him” she said,

“… WHAT?!”

“They were making out, so I got mad at him and hung up! Then I called Hangeng! And he made it all better”

“Wait, explain please!”

“Well, when I first called Hangeng, he didn’t pick up. So then I fell asleep! Then he called me when I was asleep, then we started talking! Then he made me feel better” she smiled,

“Who’s fried rice then?”

“Hangeng” she blushed,

“And why him now?”

“Because while we were talking, we went on an imaginary date! He’s sooo cute!” she said, “He wore a Pikachu costume, and started to kiss me” she giggled,

“E-eh?”

“It started from my lips, then to my neck!” she laughed,

I stared at her,

Does she really like Hangeng?

“So… Are you… interested in him?”

“I’ve always been interested in him! But he was never interested in me until now! But right now…. I want to find someone else  I can fall in love with! Someone who won’t turn me down the first time. Someone who won’t cheat” she said, and looked up at me,

“Is that so…. So.. who are you dating?”

“No one silly!” she laughed,

“Oh…” I said, and stared at her,

We were both still wet like crazy, but she just sat there, still staring at me,

“What is it?” I asked her,

“You… Look cute today” she blushed,

“What?” I said, she must still be drunk,

“Kyuhyun oppa, is that really you?” she asked staring at me,

I gave her a confused look,

What did she mean by that?

“Why do you look so attractive right now?” she asked, as she slowly stood up,

“Well, that’s because I’m always hot” I said,

“But oppa” she started to walk towards me,

“W-what are you doing?” I stared at her,

“I wanna go home” she said, and then suddenly tripped,

“WOAH!” I yelled, and grabbed her waist, preventing her from falling,

~~Alex POV~~

Ok, WHAT is wrong with me?! Why  can’t I think straight?!

“WOAH!” I yelled as I tripped, I closed my eyes tightly

Crap… I’m gonna die!

No pain…

I opened my eyes, and felt something around my waist.

“Are you ok?” Kyuhyun asked me, and he slowly helped me up

I blushed like crazy, and nodded. I looked at him… Why does he suddenly look sooo seductive?!

“K-Kyuhyun….” I said and stared at him, he was still holding onto my waist, “If… If you keep this up… I might….” I trailed up, then slowly leaned in towards him, my eyes slowly closing, as I leaned closer to him.

Crap.. crap! CRAP! I don’t wanna do this!

~~Kyuhyun POV~~

“ Or I might” she trailed off, I stared at her,

She looked really seductive…. Her hair was wet, no… EVERYTHING was wet! She was wearing a white T-shirt, so… well… now I know how she hids her chest….

I slowly leaned in, I’m not sure if she leaned in back, but I know I did.

We’re kissing.

Her lips were so soft….

We’re kissing….

She wrapped her arms around my neck

We’re kissing….

I hugged her a bit tighter

We’re kissing…

She touched my cheek

We’re kissing….

I deepened the kiss.

We’re kissing…

She follower pursuit,

Does this count was making out?

She suddenly let go. I looked at her.

We…. Kissed….

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HELLO! PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD!! what's up?! how are you spending Super Junior's 5th anniversary???

Well, i have an awsome SJ anniversary! Y you ask? because the brat that i was taking about last chapter wasn't at school today! Then my cousin gave me a present! it was an Super Show 1 dvd!! i started laughing when i saw the card!

"Happy Friday! Happy November! Happy Super Junior's 5th birthday! Happy weekend! Happy Super Junior KRY's 4th bithday!!! Happy the day that mycousin became super nice!! and last but not least happy birthday!! (LAte bday :P) 

You are Stupid but are my favorite ELF in the whole entire world :D

PS. I actually love you so please don't grab my neck and torture me anymore!!" (ha, she's talking about the time where i tried to strangle her because she threatened to delete all of my 3,000 Kyuhyun photos!!)

Hope you had a wonderful 5th anniversary!!! Love you lots!!!

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thebesthit #1
i love this fic from the bottom of my heart <3
Sehunnie99
#2
This looks interesting~
ChrysalisFalling
#3
I just love it~ >w<
Queenka94 #4
Chapter 120: Girl, this story - is - pure - gold!~~~
♡♡♡
I've (nearly) died,
cried,
And laughed my way into insanity reading this.
Thanks for the ride, Author-nim.
Haha, I was gonna say it was too short, TT__TT but then remembered that this is one of the longest fanfics I've read. (Chapter wise). Thanks again! :D xD
iftgyu #5
omg this is amazing
apcv_123 #6
Love this story!!!
special8387 #7
Chapter 120: I love the plot. I promise. It may sound cliche but it's true.thanks for publishing your story herexD
special8387 #8
Chapter 120: Thanks author-nim for mentioning special8387. I really appreciate it.(though i know the fact that it's all an accident)