Kyuhyun's plan part one

No Other Than These Famous Idiots!

 “D-o-n-g-haeeee~~~” I whined staring at the sky from the roof of the dorm building, “Why are you daaatttinnnng someone without telling me?” I whined, then started to drink my juice pouch.

I changed into comfortable clothes (AKA a large NON-sweaty shirt with shorts).

I was lying on the flat roof, the wind was perfect, and today was warm… so… it was… just perfect! I grabbed the popsicle stick from the mini cooler (haha, I came prepared!) and just laid on the roof, staring at the sky.

Donghae you idiot! How can you not tell your sister that you’re dating someone?! I’m not as overprotective as you! Ok, it depends if I like the girl or not! (Because I was one of the reasons why Donghae and Jessica from SNSD broke up kekeke)

I bit into my popsicle, ok! Time for detective Al to get this case closed! (haha, just like the anime!)

Aigo! So many love problems in a week!

Henry being a jerk to me and giving me hints that he’s being taken, Hangeng… being… well… him to me… and Donghae and that.. Ae cha? Macha? Ugh, can’t remember….

 “Fighting evil” my phone started to ring to sailor moon, I quickly picked it up,

“Hello?” I asked,

“Alex!” Kyuhyun’s voice rang,

“What’s up?”

“Oh, are you free tonight?” he asked,

“Tonight? I always am” I said,

“Really? Then do you want to eat out together?” he asked,

“I’m not sure…”

“Come on!”

“But still… we have food at-”

“I’ll pay”

“OK!” I said,

Ah~ Free food! So happy!

“Ok, I’ll pick you up at… 12 AM” he said,

“WHAT?! Why 12?!”

“Because that’s when I get off of work” he said,

“I’m not sure…”

“Look, do you want free food or not?”

~*Later*~

I wore a simple white t-shirt and dark jean shorts (NOT SHORT SHORTS!! I HATE THOSE!!).

This is ok right?

And who cares where we’re gonna eat! This outfit is for anywhere!

Ha, I feel like a fashion consultant!

Well… I’m sitting in my room… on my bed… alone… again…. On the internet researching some more crap about Super Junior…. SHEESH! On Donghae, it says that he ONLY has an older brother! Not a little sister!

SHEESH! No wonder why the members thought I was a guy right away! No info on the internet about a sister! … Maybe it’s because I was away in America…. But I came back! Aigo…..

Why am I caring about this? 

oh yeah, it's probably the reason why super junior thinks I'm a *beep*ing guy!

Then my phone started to beep,

I checked it, and it was a text….

From Henry…..

“ALEX! You gotta believe me when I say this, but it’s not what you think!” it said,

I sighed, I really don’t wanna be reminded of HIM.

“Remember when I told you that I liked you? Please forget about it. You can fall in love with that other girl” I texted him back, then came another message,

“Alex, that girl and I aren’t in any relationship! So… please comeback”

“Stupid, evn if u and that girl arent in a relationship, does that mean we r?”

I quickly put my phone away,

I don’t wanna hear from him again….

“Alex~” I heard a whisper, I turned around and saw Kyuhyun,

“Oh, Kyu, aren’t you going to sleep?” I asked him,

“Let’s go! I’m hungry!” he said,

“A-alright” I said, and walked out of my room

~~~~~****~~~~~

“Sushi!” I clapped,

Yes, Kyuhyun was nice enough to take me to a sushi restaurant! Do you people know how expensive those places are?!

Plus, it’s one of those places with the sliding rooms that you see in dramas! Aigo! I must be dreaming! I’ve always wanted to go to these places! But I’m too cheap! It’s like… $27, $36 bucks?! For ONE person! I don’t even know how much a room would cost!

“Glad you like it” he said,

A waitress in a kimono came up

“Konichiwa, welcome to sushi neko” she bowed,

“H-hello” I waved,

“Do you have a reservation?” she asked,

I looked at Kyuhyun, he looked at the waitress,

“Yes, it says Korean bed head” he said,

“PFF” I started to laugh,

“Is there… Something wrong?” she asked, I looked up and shook my head,

“Nope, I’m fine” I said, and looked at Kyuhyun, he smirked,

Aigo, if you really don’t get why I laughed, then here’s the reason.

I call him Korean bed head. It’s because when I first met him, his hear was curly-ish and messy, so that’s why!

~**~

“WOAH!” I said staring at the room,

Well, Kyuhyun got the cheapest room, but it was still pretty! We were using those low tables! Usually, people would sit on their legs, with their bum touching their feet, but we cheater and put our legs stretched out from under the tables.

“So what do you want Al?” he asked me, I looked at the menu,

Aigo, soo much sushi!

“Hyung, you pick” I said,

“Ok” he said, and he stared at the menu.

I looked around even more.

“Do you wanna see the music video for no other?” he asked taking our his ipod,

“Eh? You have it?” I said,

“Yeah, do you wanna see it?” he asked again, I hesitated,

“Who’s in it?” I asked him,

“The members, and some girl” Kyuhyun said,

“… what’s the name of the girl?”

“Watch and you’ll see” he said, and got out his ipod,

I sighed, and nodded, he leaned in,

“Oh~” it started, I closed my eyes,

I don’t wanna see Haeni in this video….

“Keep watching” he said, I opened my eyes, and…

OMO! I’M IN IT!!

KYAA!!

I’m the one walking down with Siwon!

NOT HAENI!!

I’M SOOO HAPPY!!

Ok Alex! Keep it in! KEEP IT IN!!! don’t scream your head off like a maniac! You don’t want Kyuhyun to stare at you!

Kyaaaa!!! SOOO happy!!!

Ok, I seriously can’t stop smiling! Aigo! I wanna scream in happiness!

~**~

I kept on staring at the ipod, and kept replaying my part, over… and over… and over again!

I can’t stop being happy!

“Here, drink this” Kyuhyun suddenly said, I put the ipod away, and then noticed something…

WHEN DID ALL THIS FOOD GET HERE?!

“What is it?” I stared at him,

“It’s… a Leechee drink” he said,

“Ok” I said, and took a sip of it, “… Kyuhyun, why does this taste strange?”

“No reason” he said, I shrugged it off, and continued eating sushi,

I drank the thing again, and ate, drank and ate, drank and ate….

“Kyuhyun! This must’ve been expensive!” I said,

“Nah, Donghae told me that he wanted to pay” Kyuhyun said,

“So… You’re babysitting me?” I asked him,

“What’s wrong with eating together at your brother’s expense?”  he asked,

“R-right!” I said, and took another sushi piece,

Aigo, I never thought fried sushi was soo good!

“Here, drink more” Kyuhyun said,

“But Kyuhyun, what is this?” I asked him,

“Japanese leechee drink” he said,

“But it tastes funny”

“It’s because it’s from Japan!”

“I’m not sure”

“Than if I do it, you do it” he said, and drank the leechee drink,

“O..Ok…” I said, and drank it again,

“Are you ok?” Kyuhyun asked me,

“I’m a little dizzy I guess… But seriously, what is this?” I asked him,

“Nothing” he smiled, and poured some more into my cup

Ok my head is really spinning! I’m getting really dizzy

Not NORMAL dizzy, like… STRANGE dizzy.

“Hyung…. My head… hurts” I slurred,

“It’s ok” he said and patted my head..

… Just what’s going on?

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URG! I'm so freaking pissed! first of all the retarded SNSD antis make me soo mad! SNSD DOES NOT LIP SYNC ALL THE FREAKING TIME! You can hear them breathing if you carefully listen! URG! they make me sooo mad! (I must admit, i was an anti, but gave up since it's pretty much worthless to show my hate to girls since they won't ever notice me! ... also, i like their songs, and THEY HAVE changed!) I believe in SM family!! so don't make the sm family fans mad or i will come and kill you :)

Anywho! welp, sorry for the late chapter! but i'm super busy! I procrastinated thanks to this story, so i had to read a 250 pg book (in 2 days) bio homework, home ec homework, asian culture report, blablabla.... 

Sorry i didn't reply to ur comments! i honestly am! but i'm SUPER busy!

From retarded bratty girls to birthdays then at that time it''s be thanksgiving, then i have to improve my grades,  then finals then christmas than new years.. urg... 

but anyway, good news is that Super Junior's hot! 

love sujudork

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thebesthit #1
i love this fic from the bottom of my heart <3
Sehunnie99
#2
This looks interesting~
ChrysalisFalling
#3
I just love it~ >w<
Queenka94 #4
Chapter 120: Girl, this story - is - pure - gold!~~~
♡♡♡
I've (nearly) died,
cried,
And laughed my way into insanity reading this.
Thanks for the ride, Author-nim.
Haha, I was gonna say it was too short, TT__TT but then remembered that this is one of the longest fanfics I've read. (Chapter wise). Thanks again! :D xD
iftgyu #5
omg this is amazing
apcv_123 #6
Love this story!!!
special8387 #7
Chapter 120: I love the plot. I promise. It may sound cliche but it's true.thanks for publishing your story herexD
special8387 #8
Chapter 120: Thanks author-nim for mentioning special8387. I really appreciate it.(though i know the fact that it's all an accident)