Drunken Retard

Living With 15 Guys Under One Roof

“DONGHAE IS THAT YOU!? “ I pushed him out of my bed and he plopped on the floor groaning

I my lamp light “Wait you’re not Donghae….HANGENG!?”  ‘Man this guy doesn’t know his limit’

I heard footsteps coming from outside and someone opened my door “_______ is everything ok-?”

Leeteuk stepped foot in my room, seeing a drunken y on the floor “Aish this guy no more beer for you!” When Leeteuk was about take grip on Hangeng’s legs Heechul walked in unsteadily in my room

“Leave Hangeng alone~” He started talking loud then it faded “I was the one who told him to come in here and play a joke on this ”

“BWOH?” I yelled out

“Crap he’s still not sober yet..” Eunhyuk tried to take Heechul back to his room but he refused to

“Let me carry ______ to my room and Hangeng can sleep here” He walked towards me and accidently tripped on Hangeng’s arm and I caught him by the shoulders

His face was a few cm away from my face and I got feel his breathe, he smirk and rapidly carried me in bridal style and nearly left the room but the others were blocking the exit

“YAH YAH YAH YAH let go of her” Shindong tried to get me off from Heechul’s strong grasp but he wouldn’t let go of me -.-

Everyone was trying to get me off that Heechul was swinging me around everywhere and I got dizzy and so did he, he fell on the floor making me fall on top of him and I accidently pecked his cheek, I went off of him quickly but I was still dizzy so I fell on top of Hangeng and that was a bad idea

“Hey look who’s here~” He hugged me tightly making me very hard to breathe

“YAH HYUNG LET GO OF HER” Sungmin went on the floor and untightened me from Hangeng’s hug

Eventually I escaped and went over to Siwon so I wouldn’t bump into those 2 anymore

“AISH THESE KIDS… ok Sungmin, Shindong go take Hangeng to his room, me and Donghae will carry this drunk here” 4 of them moved them outside in my room and I was still hiding behind Siwon

“Haha you can stop hiding behind me now” Siwon tapped my shoulders and I responded with a nod then Kibum went out of the room

The 4 draggers + randomly disappeared Kibum came back into my room, Leeteuk warned me “Lock your room when you’re sleeping or you’ll have the same incident as before”

“Ne… *yawns*I’m going to sleep now so would you mind..”

“Oh yeah sure, lets go back guys” Sungmin pushed all of them out

*sigh* ‘What the hell was all that’  I crawled into my bed and remembered that I kissed Heechul’s cheek

I touched my lip ‘His cheek was soft’ From that thought, I dosed off

-next morning-

*chirp chirp* the sun went through the curtains making it shining brightly in my room and face -.-

"Eugh... What time is it..."

*looks at the clock*

'8 am....I'll sleep a bit more..'

*BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP* My alarm clock rang and it hurted my ears,I quickly turned off my alarm and headed downstairs

" AH MORNING ________~" Ryeowook cooed

"Morning..." I scratched the back of my head while looking at the dining table

"Eh Heechul and Hangeng isn't awake yet?"

"Last night they were drunk pretty badly, so ..."

*BANG*

I looked up and it was Heechul

"Far out my head hurts like .." He rubbed his head and sat down at the dinner table

"And far out who closed my door so tightly I couldn't even open it"

"Well congrats you did open it" Kangin clapped his hands and everyone else joined

"Aish shut up and answer my question, who locked the door?" He was glaring at everyone and stopped and me

"You" He pointed at me,I glanced at him then turn away to eat

"Y-YAH!" he chuck a broccoli at me

"YAH! I DIDN'T DO IT!!!" I fully raged at him and then he became speechless

"I did it" Kibum confessed and my eyes went to him

"Yah why did you do it?"

"You know how drunk you were last night?"

"Ermm...no..what did I do last night?" he changed his mood to clueless

"You and Hangeng went to ________'s room last night and you were about to carry her to your room"

"B-BWOH!?"

"Yes you drunken retard, no matter how much we tried to closed or lock the door you had a way to unlock it"

"Amazing drunkard" Kangin clapped again

"So I had a scientific way to keep you in your room"

"And what was that"

"Using 3 locks and using it from the outside OH and I think you need to replace the door" He pointed up at his door and there was wooden pieces everywhere on the side 

"WTF I did all that!?"

"Duh then how would've you be here"

"Wah.. I'm that strong aye"Heechul went to angry to happy, he was admiring his arm muscles

'Wth.. He's like a girl on her period..'

*BANG BANG BANG*

"YAH GET ME OUTTA MY ROOM!!"

"Oh yeah... I forgot I did the same thing to hyung" Kibum ran upstairs and unlocked the 3 locks and Hangeng barged out

"WHO LOCKED ME IN MY ROOM?"

"Ahem... me~"Kibum raised up his hand, Hangeng started chasing him and he ran away as quickly as possible

I couldn't help but laugh at them, they were like Tom and Jerry

"OK, YAH! COME BACK HERE AND FINISH YOU BREAKFAST!" Ryeowook yelled

The 2 stopped and went to the dining table and ate quietly

 "Ok I'm finished" Henry said and he went up to his room

"I'm done too"

"Same here"

'what the.. it was the same as yesterday, they all ditch one another'

Everyone left except for me and Heechul

...........silence...........

"Did I do anything weird to you last night?" Heechul broke the silent by asking this...question

"Nope." Eugh, I didn't what to tell him what happened last night

"Oh I see" He ate his last ball of rice and stood up

“Man.. you really are a slug” With that he left, I scoffed at him ‘Pfft I wasn’t slow when I caught you last night’

“HEY _______” Siwon yelled my name and I turned to him

“Today you wanna buy your books for school?”

“Heh?”

“You are going to school right..?”

“Um I don't know..?”

“Your umma already enrolled you and bought your uniform for you, all you need to get are your books”

“I..see”

“Cool” Siwon went upstairs to get change, I gulp down the food and went up too

Once we were all changed the guys sitting on the couch looked at us

“Where are you going?”

“Buying books for school”

“HEYYY I WANT TO COME TOO!!”

“YEAHH SAME HERE~”

“WE HAVEN’T BOUGHT OUR BOOKS YET” Everyone started quarrelling about how they wanted to go from upstairs to down

“OK!! Hurry up and get change!” Siwon yelled at them then they quickly rushed upstairs

“Aish they’re like little kids” I giggled at his remark

Half an hour later..

“YAH WHAT TAKES YOU SO LONG TO CHANGE?!”Siwon lost his patience and started doing what Sungmin was doing the other day

“Isn’t he scary _____~” Sungmin was clinging onto me since he was out first

One by one everyone got out of their rooms “Wah I think I’m going deaf” Zhou mi scrunched up his face and rubbed his ears

Outside….where we choose who’s driving..

“I’l-“Leeteuk was about to take up his hand but Heechul covered his mouth and pushed his arm down

Ryeowook was chosen to drive, then Eunhyuk, which left one more person

“I’l-“ Leeteuk again got mouth blocked by Heechul’s hand

“I’ll drive” *sigh* Heechul volunteered and got in the driver’s seat

Seating arrangements were decided in seconds, probably because Leeteuk and Donghae aren’t driving

“OKKKK~ LET’S GOO!~” 

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T T TODAY IS SUJU ANNIVERSARY EORNGLKESRNBLEOIRNIORENIONG AND IN MY TIME IT'S GONNA END IN 30 MINUTES 

I HOPE YOU HAD A GREAT DAY TODAY SUJU <3333 CELEBRATE IT WELL ^^ 

 

ANYWAYS ENJOYYY OERINORINOIREN  (NO GIF TODAY HAHAHA ) 

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Moon2519 #1
Chapter 15: UpDatEeee PleAsE
jacksonhwang #2
This is daebak!! Update soon
Tn132891
#3
Chapter 15: It's September and I'm still waiting. I won't give up though. I hope you can update soon.
Sammy0 #4
Chapter 15: Please update i wanna know whats between suju and exo
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Chapter 15: FUDGEY!!!!
NO UPDATE!!!!
-Kawaii_Panda #6
Chapter 15: STILL NO UPDATE!!!!!!!!
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UKissSpider
#7
Chapter 15: Uh oh......Everyone run. EXO in the haus
MaruraM #8
Chapter 15: This is sooooooop good!!!! I reeeeeeally hope you update very soon!!(:
-Kawaii_Panda #9
Chapter 15: I come back to find NO UPDATE?!?!?!?!?!?!
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Leaving me with a cliffhanger!!!!!
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-Kawaii_Panda #10
Chapter 14: Poor Sungminnie Oppaaa!!!