A young buisnessman runs into a loud, talkative passenger on a late night train in Australia. They really had no reason to meet, considering the situations they were in. 

"Sehun, your s are pointy."

"Turn the ing air con off, pLEASE."

"Pointy nip nops."

"Stop it."

"You have lil hats right now."

(based on Jab We Met)