A/N: I happened to see these accidentally when I’m searching about my research assignment last night. I was really laughing hard at these because it’s so hilarious! Well, check this out:

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A sarcastic insight on life, love, and Super Junior

Funny Super Junior UFO Replies

Posted on June 11, 2010

DO YOU GUYS NOT HAVE ANY MANNERS? STOP ING TAKING THIS OUT.

UFO is a Korean application thing that lets you text celebrities, and if you’re lucky, you’ll get a reply. Here are some funny replies that ELFs have received. Kyuhyun seems to reply the most.

Fan: KangTeuk is seriously real, right?
Sungmin: Yes it’s real TT I like KangMin though

Fan: Did you read my letter?
Leeteuk: Of course
Fan: I didn’t send you one

Fan: Hyukjae oppa (Eunhyuk),  don’t get mad that the members are picking on you!
Eunhyuk: I’m fine. I’m the ultimate Bosuk (treasure) On Top. (lol wtf is that)

Eunhyuk wants to be like Maknae On Top Kyuhyun? I think so.

Fan: How come you guys are so cynical these days? TT That saddens me.
Eunhyuk: Everyone envies Maknae On Top lol

Fan: Maknaes! Just because you guys are Maknae On Tops that doesn’t mean that you shouldn’t disrespect your hyungs!
Yesung: I know right?
Kyuhyun: You’re Eunhyuk, aren’t you?

Fan: I bet 10,000 Won (USD $10) that I’ll get a reply
Heechul: You’re splitting that with me

Fan: Lee Hyukjae you’re mine~
Donghae: Mine! >:(

Fan: Donghae oppa!! You’re going to marry us ELFs for real, right?
Eunhyuk: I’m so against that marriage

Fan: EunHae or HaeEun..
Eunhyuk: EunHae
Donghae: It’s HaeEun!

Fan: Do you think Mun Geungyoung is prettier than ELFs?
Ryeowook: …Are you kidding me

Fan: Yesung, there’s this girl at my school who looks exactly like you!
Yesung: She must be really hot!

Fan: Hey oppa~ Do you not want to see me?
Yesung: I don’t know you

Fan: Something smells like fish and it reminds me of Donghae!
Sungmin: But what about me…

Fan: Attack. On. The. Pin-Up. Boys. Rocks!!! ^0^
Heechul: You wanna die?

Fan: I can’t go to sleep.
Ryeowook: You can’t go to sleep?
Fan: No, I can’t.
Kyuhyun: idc

Fan: Teuki samchon!!! (uncle or ajusshi) I guess you’re old enough to be called a samchon now!!! lol
Leeteuk: How come!!!!!!!!! I’m still an oppa!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fan: I want to become like Kangin oppa
Sungmin: You want to become a ert?

Fan: Oppa:( All my friends are showing off their UFO replies from other singers
Heechul: Show this one off right now, don’t lose to your friends.

Fan: Has anyone been bothering you? Because I’ll take him and teach him a lesson.
Eunhyuk: Take Teuki hyung! He always picks on me TT
Fan: Alright, I’ll teach Teuk oppa a lesson lol
Eunhyuk: He’s old enough to be considered a senior citizen yet he always picks on me! TT

Fan: Why are you so skinny? Gain some weight!
Leeteuk: Sorry…

Fan: Do you like me?
Kangin: Oh wow.

Fan: Kim Youngwoon (Kangin) <3 Park Jungsu (Leeteuk) Congratulations on your marriage~
Kangin: Thank you very much~ lmao
Donghae: I want some blessings for my marriage too!

Kyuhyun Special, since there’re so many of his replies I thought I’d make a separate section for his.

Fan: Jungsu oppa (Leeteuk) will you wait 10 years for me?
Kyuhyun: Um, that Jungsu oppa will be in his late 30s then.

Fan: I want a Jungsu-flavored candy!
Kyuhyun: That sounds disgusti…

Fan: Kyu oppa <3 I’ll see you in my dreams <3 my baby <3
Kyuhyun: I’m staying up tonight

Fan: Kyuhyun oppa your eyelid creases look so natural. You’re the bomb.
Kyuhyun: I agree with that lol I am the bomb.

Yet another reply reveals that…

Fan: Cho Kyuhyun. Getting a blepharoplasty was an excellent decision. Bravo!
Kyuhyun: Shut up

And just in case you were wondering about his ual orientation…

Fan: Kyuhyun’s so pretty~ Guys won’t leave him alone~ (parodizing SHINee’s “Noona’s So Pretty”)
Kyuhyun: Guys..?

Fan: Kyuhyun oppa you’re hot
Kyuhyun: I know.

Fan: To Donghae. One thing I’m good at is staying faithful! So don’t cheat on me either!
Kyuhyun: You can cheat on him with me lol

Fan: Would you marry me, Youngwoon (Kangin)~~ (parodizing “Marry U”)
Kyuhyun: What about me.

Fan: Oppa, why are you so chic (slang for “cynical” in a hot sorta way…think of a hot introverted indie musician who’s a bit pretentious?)? Are you having digestion problems or something?
Kyuhyun:  Your love food poisoned me.

Fan: My Prince Charming Siwon oppa~
Kyuhyun: You mean my pastor?

Fan: I think I caught Siwon virus!
Kyuhyun: Well that for you

Fan: I’m at my science class. Are you good at science?
Kyuhyun: I was called Chem Kyu and Physics Kyu

Fan: Oppa, I want some hot rice cakes
Kyuhyun: Why don’t you go get some?
Fan: I don’t know where to get them TT buy me some!
Kyuhyun: Actually no, you’ll get fat.

Fan: -_-
Kyuhyun: wth is this?

Fan: When did you start drinking?
Kyuhyun: None of your business

Fan: The hottest oppa in Super Junior, reply to my text ^^
Kyuhyun: Me? lol

Fan: Jongjin (Yesung’s younger brother) is so much better looking than Yesung
Kyuhyun: Exactly

Fan: You oppas are so chic these days.
Kyuhyun: Nope, I’m cute.

Fan: How come Hangeng never sends any of these?
Kyuhyun: He can’t text.

Fan: You’re the hottest guy in the world
Kyuhyun: I know

Fan: OMG! Your replies are soooo thoughtful! I’m impressed! ><
Kyuhyun: Stop lying

Fan: Who do you think is the most innocent, naive, nicest member in Super Junior?
Kyuhyun: Duh me – - Isn’t it obvious?

Fan: Kyuhyun oppa I want to become chic like you
Kyuhyun: Oh God

Fan: Shin Donghaee’s (Shindong) the best damn thing!
Kyuhyun: Cho Kyuhyun’s the best damn thing!

Fan: It’s so hard to memorize all your nicknames since there are so many!
Kyuhyun: Then don’t memorize.

Fan: Oppa, you’re the reason I’m alive <3
Kyuhyun: ty

Fan: Oppa you’re stupid
Kyuhyun: Smarter than you

Oh really?

Fan: So I pray for you, so I promise you. I love you my love, forever like this~ (part of “So I”)
Kyuhyun: Too much English

A/N: Hahaha! Lol Kyu~~! :D

Super Junior UFO Replies

August 31, 2009 at 10:13 AM

ELF: What type of girls does Siwon Gege like?
Siwon: Kind-hearted.
Kibum: Christians can’t tell lies, right?
Siwon: …… Beautiful, hot body.

ELF: Gege, reply me, let me feel blessed too.
Eunhyuk: Reply.
Ryeowook: Reply reply.
Sungmin: Reply reply reply.
Yesung: Reply reply reply reply.

ELF: Congratulations to Kangin for being the most popular in UFO, there is a special prize of $1000, for instructions to collect the prize, please reply.
Kangin: Reply!
Hankyung: You are a Chinese ELF, the one who used the same method to trick me into replying the other time?
ELF: Han Geng Han Xiao Meh, yes, i’m calling you, don’t pretend to not hear, make a sound. [meh is the sound a goat makes]
Hankyung: Meh~~~
Kangin: Chinese ELF? Caught!
Yesung: Have you eaten?
Donghae: Give me iced water, thanks, i’m hungry.

ELF: SJ-T fighting! SJ the top!
Donghae: Who is SJ-T, ELF, please support SJ-M!
Yesung: All of the adorable ELF, please support SJ-H!
Ryeowook: Don’t forget about KRY!
Leeteuk: All of you tired of living? Go back to sleep!
Shindong: Heechul hyung and Hankyung hyung are in the bathroom giving Champagne and Heebum a bubble bath, tears, I haven’t bathed.

ELF: I love you! Kim Jaejoong!!!
Hankyung: How do you know that i’m currently on the phone with Jaejoong?! Amazing! Jaejoong, it’s yours……
Donghae: Wo Ai Ni! Xiang La Xiao Long Xia! [literally translated as 'fragrant spicy little lobster']
Heechul: Lee Donghae, don’t embarrass yourself together with your Hankyung hyung……
Hankyung: Heechul…… you’re biased!
Leeteuk: Low key low key! [as in, to keep a low profile]

ELF: Heechul Gege and Hankyung Gege, get married!
Yesung: I do!
Heechul: With who? Hankyung? Don’t know him very well.
Hankyung: Irresponsible fella, don’t have to take responsibility after eating? [eating here is a pun, R-21 references]
Siwon: Hyung, please help me stop my nose from bleeding.
Hankyung: What were you thinking, I was talking about eating my Beijing Fried Rice!
Leeteuk: Kids…… Keep it low key [as in, to keep a low profile]

ELF: One who only reads the messages and not reply are fools. [endearing term]
Donghae: Referring to you, the one below.
Kyuhyun: Referring to you, the one below.
Ryeowook: Referring to you, the one below.
Kibum: ……
Eunhyuk: Now, can’t dive either? [to dive means to hide]
Hankyung: You cannot see me, you cannot see me……
Siwon: To prove that I’m not a fool……
Leeteuk: All of you are really free nowadays, is it?

ELF: Is Heechul Gege playing games again? [refering to computer games]
Kangin: Zai nan zai nan! [zai nan is a term to refer to guys who do not go out, but stay home to play games]
Donghae: You are the zai nan, you and Leeteuk and your whole house are all zai nan.
Heechul: Donghae! Good job!

ELF: Hankyung Gege, your body is really good, let us take a look while you are bathing.
Heechul: Hankyung, remember to collect money.
Leeteuk: Good idea, I’ll pay here.
Hankyung:To go out to collect money while bathing, isn’t that crazy.

ELF: Geges(s) have to be together forever.
Leeteuk: Together with every ELF forever, love all of you.
Kyuhyun: Hyung, that was really greasy.
Shindong: Nods.
Yesung: Digs nose……

ELF: Gege(s) usually read fanfictions about who?
Shindong: about KangTeuk child-bearing, Eunhyuk’s recommendation.
Leeteuk: ……
Donghae: Xi Jing, Hankyung hyung’s recommendation. [Xi Jing = Hee Jing? Hee for Heechul, Jing for Beijing? Please verify! Haha.]
Hankyung: ……

A/N: Hahaha! Super Junior is the best! They can make everyone happy. Lol, Kibum also join in for this one.

@ shinyiuhan: I can’t find what his fans called him. There is no specific answer when I search about it at Google.