warning: this includes bed scenes, doctor, and a big fat .

rating: PG-13

genre: crack,failed romance, AU!fluff

another warning: grammar errors, this is random.

"I got one question"

Curious eyes stared back at him, Doctor Cho adjusted his eyeglass and trail his eyes to ----

"How do you fit all that... in your jeans?"

Doe eyes widen in embarrassment, his place shifting to somehow hide his treasured .

"Cos' your look like two planets."

Kyuhyun's right cheek stung, instead of planets, he saw stars.

His patient stood up and the doctor got a nice view of his .

Then Kyuhyun grimaced as the song "wiggle wiggle" played at the back of his mind.