A (relatively) fast-paced, (somewhat) action packed romantic comedy thriller thingy with enough suspense and sheer what the moments to make you want to throw popcorn (or punches, whichever is your preference) at the screen. Or so I've been told.

Joking. Please read on.

Characters: 

Starring EXO as hot aliens from outer space who left their perfectly good planet in the galaxy, invaded Earth and claimed it as their own territory. Greedy bastards.

And several Original characters who make me wonder what the hell I'm writing but still… it's all for the story, so bear with their silliness. OC names: Mei, Tiffany (nothing to do with SNSD), Lily, Angel, Raina, Kyra, Evil (yes that is his name) and Killer (a round of applause for those who get this reference, hehe).

Cameos: Minho ( yeah Shinee), Matt and Merissa (an OC's OC parents), Karen (Kris's mate, not usually mentioned by name)  

Storyline: A regular university romance with an unnecessarily dramatic backdrop of EXO being aliens who're chased by the Evil, a villain who they think is stupid but he is actually whooping their asses and getting them to chase their own tails… huh, I made them stupid, didn't I? Anyway, a story with so many subplots, it makes me want to pull out my hair – where the main hero gets less action than the side characters and where the said side characters take over the story most of the time… uh, I'm not really sure if I'm doing myself any favors writing this description. Let's just skip over it, shall we?

Everyone in this story has an associated theme around which I build the story – it'll be obvious when you read it but just in case, I'll write it down:

Luhan: Everything that can go wrong… will.

Suho: Happy sailing all the way except when things get interesting.

Xiumin: Joyful misunderstandings.

Sehun: Hate at first fight.

Kai: Unrequited feelings and forever alone… *sniffs* (he's also a y beast but that's Luhan's fault hehe)

D.O: Tragedy and loss… *sniffs again* (I'll just end up putting these two together #Kaisoo5ever)

Tao: Peter Pan – the boy who refused to grow up

Lay: Who's the gayest of 'em all? (I can't believe I did that to my bias!!!)

Chen: Sassiness redefined

Baekhyun: Sheer awesomeness

Chanyeol: Can't use his powers (too dangerous)

Kris: Tragedy over and over again (explored later in more detail)

My apologies in advance for not giving all members equal screen time – I did my best to put them all in the story. There are several arcs to the story and the main characters will change according to that, so those who didn’t get enough space here will be compensated later on, don't worry.

Notable Places:

Oulphesden – where Exo lives

Heifercourt – only named for reference sake 

Cabalix – will feature prominently in the upcoming stories

Jaz – where Killer is going crazy doing his thing (another country)

The Shop: Sounds like code for mafia base, doesn't it? Owned by Xiumin who seems like a very dedicated boss, always working to make his place a better hangout. A mixture of snack shop, ice cream parlor and bubble tea café – a favorite of university students because of the reasonable prices and quality service, even a family favorite on weekends. The first floor is has two rooms, facing each other and a toilet at the end of the corridor. That's it. 

The second shop – a coffee café – is bigger and is currently under renovation as Xiumin aims to make it the best coffee shop in town (or rather, he relies on xxx (no spoilers hehe) to do that but whatever). The first floor of this place is an entire suite, equipped with a kitchenette and a bathroom and living room and like that. Much better than the previous one.

University: A huge place that has different departments, schools and campuses dedicated to almost any field that suits my fancy, with the tendency of providing adequate hiding spots in near vicinity whenever required (sort of like in Hogwarts). Important places inside the university are the numerous campus buildings, the music and performance school, the girls hostel (there's a boys hostel as well but that’s presently irrelevant) and the --- Park, a great spot with plenty of shaded alcoves and stuff.

The classes, projects and other practical stuff taking place in the story is the result of my whims, do not – I repeat, do not – expect it to be realistic.

Headquarters (HQ): The first HQ, featuring for more than half of the story, is in easy reach for Xiumin's shop and the University. It's pretty unremarkable and looks like any other place from the outside. And the inside, because they're basically pretty unremarkable themselves. Most of the time.

The second HQ, introduced towards the end of the story, is a place that is more suited to the rising need for privacy within the pack. It's hard enough that they basically announce it to the pack when they're getting cozy with their girls and so, Suho, being the good, caring and somewhat (hey, he's a guy, he'd like to get in her pants) leader that he is, finds them a place that will give them some measure of privacy (all the rooms are soundproofed, not that they know it).  

Important Notes:

1. This is not , regardless of some characters' rather questionable behaviors – that was just done for fanservice. 
2. Bear with the rather boring beginning, I promise you it gets better.
3. There are several spoof scenes and references to exo stuff, various mangas and movies, so if something seems familiar… haha. If you get all the references, kudos to you! If you don't… you can ask.
4. This story has nothing to do with the drama except that they are aliens who find love on earth... unless you guys want an exclusive interview with Do Min Joon as to how he feels being compared to these derps, in which case I'll write a special bonus, haha.  
5. I don't think I need to add any warnings regarding plagarism - you guys are grown ups so please, do not copy any of this stuff. If you are inspired by my story (*sniffs in happiness* I love you!), try your own hand at writing. I'm sure you'll do good. Don't plagarize.

Special Thanks:

To my sister who insisted I write her a Luhan x Reader fic and I gave her this (poor girl). She's responsible, not only for pushing me when I got too lazy – which was more often than I care to think about – but also served as the inspiration for both Mei and Tiffany.

And also to everyone who is reading this story. I know there are a lot of plot holes and unexplained hints in this story but all those are the groundwork for future stories. I hope you enjoy reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it.

Happy reading!