Junmyeon is drowning in negative dollar signs. Chanyeol eats children. Sehun is floating in the middle of an ocean called Life. Kyungsoo is secretly the leader of the town's mafia. Baekhyun's entire being is lazy, save for his mouth, if you know what I'm sayin'. Kris has billions of dollars at his finger tips. Yixing fell down the rabbit hole and can't get out. Tao is a drug dealer. Minseok is planning on world domination. Chen has a sailor moon co-splay costume. And Luhan? Luhan has no idea what I'm saying because I'm speaking too fast.