Worst Pick-Up Lines

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Just drabbles/one-shots involving bottom! Kris and many male idols flirting with him.

I accept request, any idol is accepted! Heck, even male! Jessica or anything like that is acceptable.

(May involve some vulgar language and Fem!Kris as well)

HIATUS

It will be marked complete until I feel like doing this, because I'm one damn lazy author.


EXO:

I. Chenris

II. Hanris (XIX.)

V. Chanris

VI. Kairis

VII. Xiuris

VIII. Krisho

IX. Krishun

XI. Krisoo

XII. Krisoo/Chanris

XIII. Baekris

XVII. Taoris/Layris/Chanris

XVIII. ChanTaoLayRis (Sequel

XXIII. Taoris ft. OCs

XXIV. Chanris/ Krisho/ Layris

GOT7:

III. Jackris

INFINITE:

IV. Myungsoo x Kris

XXV.Dongwoo x Kris

TVXQ/JYJ:

X. Yunho x Kris

XXII. Jaejoong x Kris

Block B:

XIV. Zico x Kris

BTS:

XV. Jungkook x Kris

B.A.P:

XVI. Zelo x Kris

Big Bang:

XX. G-Dragon x Kris

VIXX

XXI. Leo x Kris

SS501:

Super Junior:

ZE:A

BOYFRIEND:

2AM/2PM:

U-KISS:

SHINEE:

Solo Artists:

Foreword

Our Main Character:


Wu Yifan or "Kris"

The adorable giant with a y air around him.


Author's Note:


None of the images used belong to me. Enjoy these stories filled with greasy or cheesy pick-up lines that just may work in reality! XD You don't have to, but upvotes are appreciated. Comment your thoughts (or not) about the stories!

[10/13/14]: This will be on hiatus until I complete two of the requests I have, and other items I must do. So I'm sorry about this.


Credits:


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Casadellarosa #1
Chapter 26: Oh my God! Please continue this! Don't let this fic leave bitter angsty feeling among us readers TT *sobs* Kris... *sobs*
Casadellarosa #2
Chapter 10: Lol this is too much fun! And I am just halfway into it XD
Casadellarosa #3
Oh my God! I'm ready for this ride~~
I wonder why I hadn't found this until just now
BR_exo
#4
Chapter 27: I love every single one of them!!!! Are you going to continue this in the future?
Aizee96 #5
Omg i'm so exited ;-;
Jaywalking-Panda
#6
Chapter 26: Can't wait to read more of this
Floater
#7
Chapter 27: That was cute~
meloditaigev1 #8
chapter 1: really looking for the chapter whit chanris
ChoMiMiKyu_
#9
Chapter 1: Waaaah~ jacksooooon~ <3
XGazeRockX
#10
Chapter 27: Cute ending~