length: oneshot (2484 w. of complete  2939 w. of complete )

gendre: crack 

rating: pg-13 i think. maybe r

warnings: i can't write for yet i still try. someone stop me please. there will be cringing and face-palming. plus kris self-praising himself for being the best leader. and everything else. i'm really sorry.

a/n: so i posted this way back (11th february 2013) but took it down for reasons i can't remember. so now i'm posting it again because i . edited but still as bad as before. pls enjoy as much as you can or run for your lives. i suggest the latter.