“Luhan, you have germ problems.”

“ no. I was sure I checked up with my doctor yesterday, I can’t believe that lied to me!” He quickly took out his phone and pressed a number on speed dial.

“ Chen! You ! Give me my money back!!” He shouted.
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“Sehun, have you heard of a thing called allergy?”

“. My medicine.”  He rummaged through his bag and took out a rectangular case. He quickly popped 3 of his medicines in one go.
“Water, water…” He said, although it came out blurred as he expected.

Luhan smirked and shrugged his shoulders, “ Nope, don’t have one.”

Sehun cursed and agonizingly swallowed all three of those colorful medicines.

Luhan took out a water jog from his backpack and drank it all the way into his system.
“Hey, watch out for antibiotic overdose. Okay?” He winked after being contented with the amount of water that he recently consumed. He then quickly bolted away from a fuming freshman.

“ you. Why don’t you just go slit your throat, cover your head with a damn sack and jump over a ing bridge full of hungry piranhas. I would be the happiest man on Earth.” Sehun grimaced. He could still acknowledge the bitterness all around his taste buds. He stuck out his tongue in disgust.
“ Bracelets, they could go to hell.”

And now it’s all messed up. Or maybe Cupid nowadays is just confusing as hell.  

Well…. you’d never know.

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LOLOLOLOL IM BACK. HAHAHHAHAHAHA WILL UPDATE AFTER I FINISH MY OTHER FIC!!
ITS JUST THAT.. UH. AND MY POSTER LOOS LIKE ITS BEEN CRAMPED ALL DAY LONG. XD


I'M A COMEDY PERSON AND I LOVE IT SO MUCH IT HURTS

IM GONNA GO AWAY NOW.