(au)~ Exo Cats ~

Description

~This is a One Shot~

In which Kyungsoo tries ruling the world with his group of cats~

Foreword


A solar eclipse hovers over Seoul, but only Seoul. People panic, for no one had predicted this to happen. As people use all caps on Twitter, the rest of the world are @replying them back in confusion. A beam of light shines bright, lighting the whole sky up. Little did everyone know that it was a meteor heading towards the city.
People didn't realise what it was until it was too late. A large boom sounds throughout the are. Everyone is silent as a large cacoon of cats settle on the ground.
The cats seperate. A figure begins to imerge in the middle of them; the silouette of a human. All the felines let out a synchronised "meow" as the figure emerges from the dark and into the light. One of the larger cats speak, "We have delivered their saviour!" The human kneels down and pets the cat, "Yes, Kai. We have finally arrived." He gets back up and stares at everyone. The disbelief on their faces makes him giggle.
"Hello, I'm Kyungsoo!~" he yells outs. "I have came to save you all from your filthy little town!"
Somebody in the crowd begins to laugh. Kyungsoo looks in the mans direction and lets out a sigh. He kneels again and touches the ground while looking into the person's eyes. Immediately after the ground beneath the man rises him and throws him into tthe sky, but not back down. Kyungsoo stands up, "Anyone else?" he pats his hands to remove the dirt from them.
The crowd shakes their heads no.
"Good." He looks to one of his cat minions, it looked like a fragile kitten, "Minseok! Bring out the supplies! We must cleanse these people's souls!!"
The kitten meows and goes to the tiny ship. He returns with a sponge in his mouth and bucket tied with his tail. "Meow! Here you go sir!" 
"Thank you, Minnie. Now help me clean! Everyone else, go back to the Exoplanet!"
Another synchronised meow happens and the beam back up in the little box of a ship.
"Wait a minute!" Someone shouts out. They walk out of the now confused crowd, "Who said you can tell us what to do??"
"Well, sir, I'm not telling one what to do. I'm just saying you're all filthy and require a proper cleaning. Which me and Minseok can provide." He points to the cat.
"But I'm not filthy." The guy pouts, "If anything y--"
Kyungsoo puts the soupy sponge on the mans face, "Yes you are."
He walks off and starts cleaning everyone, one by one. The man grabs the sponge and throws it on the ground with pure rage. He turns around and sees him scrubbing down everybody else, "D.O!!"
Kyungsoo quickly turned his head as he ringed out the sponnge on someone elses. "What did you call me??!"
"D.O" The man said one more time, "D.O Kyungsoo. I'm Suho you idiot. I never gave you permission to turn the rest of the members into cats!"
Kyungsoo freezes. "Mama Suho..?"
Suho waits for him to finally snap, and he does, "I'M SORRY MOMMY I FOUND YIXING'S BLACK MAGIC BOOK AND I LIKE CATS AND KAI LOOKED SO CUTE AS A CAT AND I HAD THE IDEA TO RULE THE WORLD I'M SO SORRY" Kyungsoo finally acts like the baby he is. Suho smiles and carries him and Minseok. He turns to everyone else, "Sorry, my kids are dumb."
And they beam up back the their Exoplanet, leaving everyone very angry and confused. But who cares, it's the city. happens.


(A.N)

Ah yes my brother helped me write this hehe.

This is pretty stupid but cats~~

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Nixxiom
#1
I love it
twentysixroses
#2
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING HAHAHA
Metis1
#3
What the hell