"What the hell are we eating?"

"Who cares?"

"Hey...are you gunna eat that?"

"What the hell!? Get off of me!"

"Hyung! I called dibs first!"

"Guys! We are supposed to be distributing this equally!" 

"These portions are too small! Maknae, give me some of yours!" 

"Take one more step closer to me and I will bite your ing face off." 

"...Calm down, Hunnie."

"YAH! Watch where you're stepping, fatass!" 

"Fatass?! Just because you're petite and freakishly smaller than the rest of us, doesn't mean I'm fat!" 

"Which way did we come from?" 

I facepalm and sulk as they argue in front of me. I look up to the heavens, and ask, "Why are they so loud and annoying?"

"What did I just tell you guys!? Chanyeol, get off of Baekhyun this instant! Tao, stop trying to steal Baekhyun's food while he's not looking! Sehun, stop growling at Chen like that! Kris, stop acting so immature and pay attention to where you're walking! Kai! Don't walk ahead of the group! We are one!"

I watch in contempt as the leader tries to put his pets back on their leeshes.  

"OW! HYUNG! WHAT THE HELL!?"

"XIUMIN. WE DO NOT EAT PEOPLE."

I feel like crying. My survival rate is determine by these idiots. How the hell am I going to get off this island if they act like brainless morons?

I once again look up at the sky. "Can this get any worse?"

"Get the hell off me, dumb— WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?" 

"IS THAT A BOAR? OR A PANTHER?"

"KAI, YOU SON OF A . WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING?"

" THIS! I WANT TO LIVE!" 

"CHEN! COME BACK! WE ARE ONE!"

"HYUNG, WHAT ARE WE LOOKING AT?"

"I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT LOOKS DELICIOUS."

"TAO! DON'T GET SO CLOSE TO IT!"

"GO, TAO! GO! BEAT ITS WITH YOUR WU-SHU-ERY!"

"WHY IS NO ONE LISTENING TO ME!?"

"I'm doomed."