▐┊Meet The Bachelors

▐┊❝お見合い❞ • a match made in heaven ♡〈apply open! 〉
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BARISTA
MINSEOK
the quiet coffee addict who wishes he were as tall as king yifan
 
There are some things Minseok wishes weren't out of his hands, like his height, his love for coffee (he breathes it), and the boys asking him to do An Sohee's signature 'omona' pose. Being the oldest (sadly the shortest) of them all, he generally keeps quiet in the back unless Luhan's being too obnoxious or during times when Kyungsoo looks pitiful cleaning all by himself. 
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STRIKER
LUHAN
queen lulu who is surprisingly very manly
 
Luhan may have a face of a pretty foreign 5 year old girl but there's no denying that ripped oh-so-bangable body he hides beneath his soccer uniform. Many underestimates his strength and skills when it comes to dating, and the young ones are even starting to doubt whether he goes for chicks or . So he has a little fear over haunted houses and horror movies. However, Luhan knows for himself that he's more than capable of making females scream, both in the stadium and the bedroom.
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COACH
YIFAN
the self proclaimed superman
 
There's nothing stopping Yifan from living in the galaxy besides the Earth's blue sky, Joonmyun's endless nagging, his elementary basketball team, and Sooman's late night phone calls (okay, so there's plenty). A walking contradiction, Yifan proves to be the biggest conundrum out of the group by looking like he's Baby Jesus walking on the shameless grounds of the universe with y hair and leather pants as he trips over his two own feet.
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TEACHER
JOONMYUN
kim "lil' money" joonmyun
 
There's no need for Joonmyun to overwork himself, considering the vast amount of money he has in his David Jone's leather wallet (₩1,000 but that's what credit cards are for). Some may call him ladies man as he lectures over Freud and Neruda with his college class, but the boys beg to differ. At home, he's nothing but a nagging golf lover chaebol son who tolerates Tao and Sehun a little too much. Oh well, everyone is happy as long as he lends his credit card around.
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MUSICIAN
YIXING
dreamboat who's forever high on skittles and french fries
 
Sooman wonders how someone so talented and smart can end up in an absurd group of talking monkeys who thinks the world revolves around (chicken and) themselves. There are times when Sehun probes whether Yixing is actually aware that his name isn't Lay or the fact that unicorns aren't real. Although Yixing appears to be always high on coke cola and junk food, he actually just delves on the impossibles a little too much, enjoying topics such as Socrates, guitars, and Jongin's aegyo.
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HOST
BAEKHYUN
the diva who never leaves the house without a dash of (glitter and) eyeliner
 
If talking was a talent, count on Baekhyun to win the contest. With his upbeat, quirky personality, it's no wonder why he's the radio host to one of one of the biggest stations in Seoul. He snaps with comebacks faster than a blink of the eye, always attracting attention with his boisterous comments and hilarious stunts. He's Luhan's #1 cheerleader, Jongin's ultimate dance guru, Jongdae's favorite model, and Tao's personal fashion consultant. The boys need to face reality: what is life without Byun Baekhyun? 
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PIC BUG
JONGDAE
photographer dajong who lives for his secret chocolate abs
 
Jongdae proves to be one of the normals of the bunch, with his mature, motherly nature. He isn't so much like Joonmyun who nags the other guys to clean after themselves, but more subtle (like those biceps that could seriously fry eggs on a hot summer day) in a sense that he comes out a bit underrated and unnoticed. However, he proves to be hubby material with his heavenly popped veins voice and rather sneaky hands affectionate personality.
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DJ
CHANYEOL
channie bass drops who thinks he can spit some rhymes
 
Chanyeol is a walking ray of sunshine, a pill of happy virus who is never running out of things to talk about (mostly about how handsome and dark Jongin is). A 12 year old stuck in a 22 year old's lanky body, he exudes enough energy for half of the other boys without getting tired. However, once it hits night time, Chanyeol sheds his hyperactive image to become the deep voiced derp who forever at waking up early in the morning (or work for that matter). How did he even end up with the hottest dj-ing gigs in Hongdae anyways?
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CHEF
KYUNGSOO
he who dislikes being called squishy
 
There's no one as gentle and soft as the OCD Kyungsoo who is more like everyone's girlfriend rather than go-to-friend. Sensitive to messy living rooms and dirty laundry, count on him to do the cleaning when everyone else has ran off to play with their gaming systems, along with Minseok who seems to take great joy in washing the dishes. Although he deems himself the most mature out of the group, he takes secret pleasure in scaring Luhan, hiding Baekhyun's eyeliners, and baking Tao all the cakes he needs to satisfy his hunger.  
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MODEL
ZITAO
flower boy zitao who loves gucci, wushu, and aegyo
 
Though Tao has climbed his way to the top using his charismatic glare and his overwhelming presence, many can say that he's not what his photo shoots make him out to be. He puts on a façade of confidence, only to question his morals - shedding a few tears while he's at it - when he accidentally steps on a spider or something to that sort. With an always growing collection of Gucci and his endless "bbuing bbuing's" flowing out of his mouth it's a wonder how he was deemed Korea's #1 Rising Charismatic Model.
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DANCER
JONGIN 
y dancing machine who'd rather date chicken than girls
 
It's no wonder why Jongin is dubbed as the resident playboy. With his smoldering eyes and provocative smirk, he can get any girl to line up in a cashier, ready to buy him that bucket of chicken he's been dying to eat all day long. He's definitely one of the pain-in-the--how-the-hell-do-I-handle-you boys that Sooman has to deal with but at least he isn't as terrible as Sehun who seems to only know incoherent words such as yehet and oharat (where the hell does he pick up these words anyways?)
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WANGJA
SEHUN
the jobless brat who forever suffers from a severe case of princess syndrome
 
Rumor has it that Sehun looks at himself in the mirror at least 100 times a day, excluding the 30 minutes he uses to take selfies on his camera. This little , the name given to him by everybody not in the '94 line, always needs it his way or the high way (though Kris and Joonmyeon always threaten talk him out of his extravagant wishes). He considers himself the best looking out of the 12 boys. What he doesn't know is that the others have at least 20 derp pictures of Sehun saved onto their smart phones, deciding when is the right time to pull it out and blackmail Sehun.

#fixedstar

MATCHMAKER- SPEAKING
okay, so i went ahead and posted this without minjung's permission fufufufufufu kill me. obviusly, sekai are taken by yours truly #oharat
ROYALTEA SPEAKING
breathes heavily this is so beautiful? guys give it up for matchmaker- weeps. yup #sekai is taken sorry not sorry!1
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rorihime
#1
Hello? ;w;
rorihime
#2
Urgh, I applied. I finally finished the app. ;w;
*goes off to lay down in her coffi- eh, bed and sleep*
sikbbang
#3
Chapter 10: hello
wait whoa i don't even remember if i send in my application form.
; - ; but yay.
sumsori
#4
Chapter 10: hello, still alive here c:
lol at the hilarious teaser
channie bass drop ; - ;
uh anyway looking forward to more!
maybe you can make the speed dating trial of the other boys c;
goldrushed #5
Chapter 10: you guys are still alive!!! hallelujah
that teaser had me cracking so much
omg exo and their idiocy

so i'm still alive ((i think)) and will definitely be looking forward for more :)
iRedTeax3
#6
Chapter 10: hiii~! Im still here, alive and kicking~

The teaser is so funny especially yifan and yixing's part! Cant wait for the story!
skywriterV
#7
Still here :)
missmoknat
#8
Chapter 5: Can we still apply?